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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop

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Yup, it's all about the money. :nice:

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You're our condom supplier, Julia! :cheesy:

Julia's in. She's supplying us with her awesome jukebox condoms. :wacky:

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OMG...best job ever! Fuck the music shop I am working in....I will tell those people I am going to make a jukebox condom shop of it...:smoking:

 

now I have to imagine myself as a big fat business man in a suit

:awesome: You finally found your true destination, Julia!

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nahhh not yesssss...something like: Jule's jukebox condom shop

or

ah I don't know...:wacky:

 

I wanna see my outift:wideeyed:

 

edit, edit, edit: I want to be the Venus in furs who supplies jukebox condoms:wideeyed:

I wanna work in a music shop too. :cry:

*stuffs dee, imke & co in pink suitcase*

 

:heart: SI

:heart:

I think we're both the pimps and Dee's working for us. :confused:

What? Why do I end up being the whore?!

I JUST WANTED MATTEH MOUSE :bigcry: AAAAAAAA

to "yessssssssssssss" ? :uhoh:

ERICOOOOOOOOOO :hug:

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I wanna work in a music shop too. :cry:

 

we could switch...but only if you are working in a jukebox condom shop currently

nahhh not yesssss...something like: Jule's jukebox condom shop

or

ah I don't know...:wacky:

 

I wanna see my outift:wideeyed:

 

edit, edit, edit: I want to be the Venus in furs who supplies jukebox condoms:wideeyed:

 

I wanna see Julia :wacky:

no Eric, to "The Coldplaying Brothel"

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my first condom will be:

 

The Venus in fur condom

 

it will play Venus in fur....and it will have pink fur on it:blush:

We need more man-whores. :mellow:

my first condom will be:

 

The Venus in fur condom

 

it will play Venus in fur....and it will have pink fur on it:blush:

 

PINK! :blush:

what happened to the thread title? :uhoh:

 

*runs*

i think i'm going to mass order a truckload of furry handcuffs :smiley:

 

 

 

ERIC YOU'RE MY HOOKER, MINE MINE MINE. :mean: *copyrightseric*

:awesome: I love you all!

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