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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop

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I pick on you once after you've picked on me 243505324 times. :bigcry:

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when i poop i can't control the music, the remote is too far :sick:

your remote has legs?

I pick on you once after you've picked on me 243505324 times. :bigcry:

You're going doooown :mellow:

 

This is waaaaaaar! I'm Kratos and you're so dead :evil:

:stunned:

Then I'm gonna send you in a room without any bed... like... Rennie in the cupboard, and quick !

 

 

Shit my son scares me :disappointed:

 

Btw how are you hun ?

 

You have to do much better than that mummy Perrine..

Seems like your son hass outsmarted you :P

 

Anyway I'm good hun..How are you?

when i poop i can't control the music, the remote is too far :sick:

 

PFFFTBAHAHAHA. :laugh4:

I pick on you once after you've picked on me 243505324 times. :bigcry:

 

:wacky: *eats popcorn*

 

your remote has legs?

 

the stereo is too far :P

I'm just trying to justify my nominations for the pervy award, i need that money to go to Argentina :bomb:

 

Fineeee,i'll be good and boring :snobby:

 

 

Oh, don't you dare to complain again if i pick on you with more trannies after what you just posted :mellow:

 

mmmm Ren you couldnt be good and boring if you were good and boring.

ok that didnt make sense. :blank:

 

I can imagine Julia , her roomie and julie's sugar daddy with the monkey costume and all now :wacko:

 

:lol::facepalm:

 

SWEAT BABY SWEAT BABY SEX IS A TEXAS DROUGHT...

 

I'll be a monk from now on so no more dates for me :disappointed:

 

but I have like 10 smart, cute and pretty best friends :wink3:

^ Are you a pimp now Lore?

notice how she is hooking up all her "friends" :sick: those poor girls

You're going doooown :mellow:

 

This is waaaaaaar! I'm Kratos and you're so dead :evil:

 

I'd like to see you try. :dozey:

no :bigcry: I'm just trying to get a date for Renny, and since he's super nice he deserves someone great :heart:

mmmm Ren you couldnt be good and boring if you were good and boring.

ok that didnt make sense. :blank:

 

 

 

:lol::facepalm:

 

SWEAT BABY SWEAT BABY SEX IS A TEXAS DROUGHT...

So i'm bad and funneh? :wacko:

 

And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch X-files :whip:

 

but I have like 10 smart, cute and pretty best friends :wink3:

:drool:

 

I.....must..... resist... :bomb:

 

Back off satan, don't temp me! :angel:

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ok, i'm in :wacky:

 

I'd like to see you try. :dozey:

 

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:mellow:

shoot between the eyes ren! she is a zombie or su'm :uhoh:

kitty-dead.jpg

 

:mellow:

 

 

Oooh, now I truly regret making fun of your hermaphroditic wife. :kiss:

I knew it! she's a zombie tranny lova! :o

Eric, I thought you were my fwiend. :sad:

That would be a cute kitteh if it wasn't all bloody :wacko:

Eric, I thought you were my fwiend. :sad:

 

ohhhh, but i am :hug:

 

 

AND THEN BANG!

 

she's dead :daisy: that's how you do it, now you try :nice:

 

All those kittens scare the hell outta me :disappointed:

 

 

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Dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

ohhhh, but i am :hug:

 

 

AND THEN BANG!

 

she's dead :daisy: that's how you do it, now you try :nice:

 

:dead: :bigcry:

What did I do to deserve this?

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