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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop

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Wow that was mean.

 

Have you been giving him lessons??:rolleyes:

Wow that was mean.

No, all the entries added up divided by the number of entries is the mean.

Maybe you can have sex too so that you're even :P

Haha sorry Julia but it made me laugh :lol:

I'm very sorry for you though, I know what it is :uhoh:

 

You should write "Was it good?" on a paper and hang it on her door XD

 

Jaaaaaaa Jaaaaaaaa Jaaaaaaaaaa?

 

I feel like hooking up with a german girl now :wacky:

 

But i feel your pain Jules!:hug:

:stunned:

Rennie you're not allowed to say that ! In your room, NOW! :whip:

:stunned:

Rennie you're not allowed to say that ! In your room, NOW! :whip:

 

Sure but only if you join me :whip:

 

Ouiiiiiii ouiiiiiiii ouiiiiii

 

 

 

How you doing? :wink3:

^^Perrine the mummy :P

:stunned:

Rennie you're not allowed to say that ! In your room, NOW! :whip:

get used to it :disappointed:
Suck??:confused:

 

:laugh1: innuendo... :lol: no jk, jk... i meant like... you know, like that must be awful.

Sure but only if you join me :whip:

 

Ouiiiiiii ouiiiiiiii ouiiiiii

 

 

 

How you doing? :wink3:

:stunned:

Then I'm gonna send you in a room without any bed... like... Rennie in the cupboard, and quick !

 

^^Perrine the mummy :P

Shit my son scares me :disappointed:

 

Btw how are you hun ?

:sick:

 

You mean they are having sex? :uhoh: :P :wacky: :sick:

No Julie, they're buying a car.

:stunned:

Then I'm gonna send you in a room without any bed... like... Rennie in the cupboard, and quick !

Well we don't need a bed, do we? :wink3:

:sick:

 

 

No Julie, they're buying a car.

 

bummersaredeaf_PenisCar.jpg

 

:lips:

:sick:

 

 

No Julie, they're buying a car.

Hahahaha I laughed out loud alone... that's... sad :disappointed:

 

Well we don't need a bed, do we? :wink3:

Could someone PLEASE get Ren a GF or anything that would look like it ? Cause he's scaring the shit out of me :uhoh: :P

Renny, I went to a girls school, I can get you a date :lips:

can't you play them some smoochy music turned up?

 

lady gaga :cheesy:

lady gaga :cheesy:

just cuz you listen to it when you have sex, eat, sleep & poop doen't mean everyone has to :smiley:

when i poop i can't control the music, the remote is too far :sick:

Could someone PLEASE get Ren a GF or anything that would look like it ? Cause he's scaring the shit out of me :uhoh: :P

I'm just trying to justify my nominations for the pervy award, i need that money to go to Argentina :bomb:

 

Fineeee,i'll be good and boring :snobby:

 

He has Lady Gaga. :P

Oh, don't you dare to complain again if i pick on you with more trannies after what you just posted :mellow:

please vote for Renny :bomb:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and Lore because she also needs to go to argentina :wacky:

 

 

:escaping:

HAHAHA yessss. so good.

 

oh, and sorry about that Julia! i know it must be awful for you, but i think i would be laughing...:embarassed:

I can imagine Julia , her roomie and julie's sugar daddy with the monkey costume and all now :wacko:

 

Renny, I went to a girls school, I can get you a date :lips:

I'll be a monk from now on so no more dates for me :disappointed:

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