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Aww...I love you! But I love Eric and Ren and Isabella more, that is all dear :kiss:

 

But... Ren and Eric are evil. :sick:

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i have a present for you santa :blush:

 

!

 

I have one for you too! I'll get you lots of poo as christmas pressent :nice:

 

(I won't post a pic of course :sick:)

 

I'm a good good girl :wacky:

Santa, this year can I live in a house? I'm sick and tired of living in my crappy ant-infested 2 by 2" apartment :blush:

 

sure, but be a good girl and stop hanging out with these creepy kids :P

But... Ren and Eric are evil. :sick:

:sneaky:

The baby? :uhoh:

I abandoned it. :shame:

 

 

innocent child abandoner! :bigcry:

 

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No, someone else by the name of Matthew made it :mellow:

 

 

Dammit, I did it again

 

 

 

Aww...I love you! But I love Eric and Ren and Isabella more, that is all dear :kiss:

 

:disappointed: I suppose I'll find a transvestite to love me

 

will it be your friend, matthew? :blush:

 

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on that note :nice:

 

i'm going to bed :kiss: goodnight everyone

 

even you kelsie :lips:

 

 

 

:heart:

Santaaaaa please tell Kelsie to stop posting evil kittens in my profile, i'm gonna have nightmares cos of her! :bigcry:

innocent child abandoner! :bigcry:

 

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The baby wasn't even human. :sick:

 

Good night, have nice nightmares. :kiss:

will it be your friend, matthew? :blush:

 

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on that note :nice:

 

i'm going to bed :kiss: goodnight everyone

 

even you kelsie :lips:

 

 

 

:heart:

 

:sick: :bigcry:

 

Good night Ericolove :kiss:

Sweet sweet dreams :sneaky:

I have one for you too! I'll get you lots of poo as christmas pressent :nice:

 

(I won't post a pic of course :sick:)

 

 

 

sure, but be a good girl and stop hanging out with these creepy kids :P

Why do I always have to make these tough decisions?! :bigcry:

So i'm bad and funneh? :wacko:

 

And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch X-files :whip:

 

 

gettin' horny now? :charming:

 

Aww there there :hug:

Don't be sad, have some cake

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:lol:

cute cake there.

gettin' horny now? :charming:

 

 

Me? Neva! I'm an angel :angel:

 

 

 

:whip:

 

Me? Neva! I'm an angel :angel:

 

 

 

:whip:

 

Oh you lieeeeeee.

angel? HELLZ ANGEL. :devilish::charming::evil::sneaky:

Meaniee :disappointed:

 

You're trying to pervert my mind! Evil Lauren :whip:

 

Edit: Kels loves picking fights with me :disappointed:

 

*goes to find more tokio hotel pics for kels*

Meaniee :disappointed:

 

You're trying to pervert my mind! Evil Lauren :whip:

 

Edit: Kels loves picking fights with me :disapointed:

 

*goes to find more tokio hotel pics for kels*

 

naw, not being mean! just reminding you of your true nature! you sneaky lil' devil, you :sneaky::wink3:

 

OH NO. NOOOO PICS OF THAT WOOMAN. nooo.

naw, not being mean! just reminding you of your true nature! you sneaky lil' devil, you :sneaky::wink3:

 

OH NO. NOOOO PICS OF THAT WOOMAN. nooo.

Why are you all always trying to make go all evil and pervy when i try to be good? damn you! :P

 

Aww those are just for Kels, i'll get some Guy pics for you :kiss:

 

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Ren, why are you nice to everyone but me? :bigcry:

Why are you all always trying to make go all evil and pervy when i try to be good? damn you! :P

 

Aww those are just for Kels, i'll get some Guy pics for you :kiss:

 

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:mellow:

ahhh ok. thank you :hug:

 

Renny, never try to suppress you're true self!

Ren, why are you nice to everyone but me? :bigcry:

Because you hate me :disappointed:

I hate you because you pick on me... :sad:

:mellow:

ahhh ok. thank you :hug:

 

Renny, never try to suppress you're true self!

Ah ok :blush: *puts the monkey costume on , goes to paris and does the sexy monkey dance*

 

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Who wants to join? :dance:

Ah ok :blush: *puts the monkey costume on , goes to paris and does the sexy monkey dance*

 

 

 

Who wants to join? :dance:

 

im in! :dance::whip:

I hate you because you pick on me... :sad:

But you picked on me this time, you big meanie! :bigcry:

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