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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop

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But you picked on me this time, you big meanie! :bigcry:

 

You deserved it. :snobby:

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im in! :dance::whip:

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel :dance:

 

 

:whip:

You deserved it. :snobby:

*looks for more explicit th pics for kels * :mellow:

*looks for more evil kitteh pics for ren* :evil:

Btw, i wonder what happened to poor Julia :lol:

*looks for more evil kitteh pics for ren* :evil:

Lets make up again babeh! :kiss:

Ah ok :blush: *puts the monkey costume on , goes to paris and does the sexy monkey dance*

 

 

 

Who wants to join? :dance:

 

Me! :dance:

 

*turns up speakers*

 

YOU AND ME BABY WE AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT MAMMALS SO LET'S DO IT LIKE THEY DO ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL :lock: :lock: :lock:

 

:heart:

Lets make up again babeh! :kiss:

 

Be a good boy and I'll think about it. :nice:

Me! :dance:

 

*turns up speakers*

 

YOU AND ME BABY WE AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT MAMMALS SO LET'S DO IT LIKE THEY DO ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL :lock: :lock: :lock:

 

:heart:

:dance: :dance: :dance:

 

I think i'm gonna get a monkey costume for halloween and copy some of the moves from that vid :wacky:

 

 

Be a good boy and I'll think about it. :nice:

But i'm always a good boy :disappointed:

And there you go lying again. :bigcry:

:disappointed:

 

Ok, i promise to be good to you :kiss:

:cheesy:

 

Lady Gaga will be glad to hear that.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...sorry :kiss:

:dance: :dance: :dance:

 

I think i'm gonna get a monkey costume for halloween and copy some of the moves from that vid :wacky:

 

 

 

But i'm always a good boy :disappointed:

That would be the best Halloween costume ever! :D

Remember to post pictures :wideeyed:

 

:cheesy:

 

Lady Gaga will be glad to hear that.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...sorry :kiss:

How come the both of you guys get transvestite boy/girlfriends and I don't? :disappointed:

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You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel :dance:

 

 

:whip:

 

YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH OF TWO HAND TOUCH, YOU WANT IT ROUGH, YOU'RE OUT OF BOUNDS! I WANT YOU SMOTHERED, WANT YOU COVERED LIKE MY WAFFLE HOUSE HASH BROWNS. COMMIN' QUICKER THAN FED EX, NEVER REACH AN APEX, JUST LIKE COCA-COLA STOCK YOU ARE INCLINED TO MAKE ME RISE AN HOUR EARLY JUST LIKE DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME. do it now!

 

:P

yah, i have that song memorized :embarassed:

:cheesy:

 

Lady Gaga will be glad to hear that.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...sorry :kiss:

I hate youuuuuu :bigcry:

 

That would be the best Halloween costume ever! :D

Remember to post pictures :wideeyed:

 

 

How come the both of you guys get transvestite boy/girlfriends and I don't? :disappointed:

I'll try :wacko:

 

Aww you want a tranny bf too? You could share kel's tranny hubby with her, i bet she won't mind :heart:

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YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH OF TWO HAND TOUCH, YOU WANT IT ROUGH, YOU'RE OUT OF BOUNDS! I WANT YOU SMOTHERED, WANT YOU COVERED LIKE MY WAFFLE HOUSE HASH BROWNS. COMMIN' QUICKER THAN FED EX, NEVER REACH AN APEX, JUST LIKE COCA-COLA STOCK YOU ARE INCLINED TO MAKE ME RISE AN HOUR EARLY JUST LIKE DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME. do it now!

 

:P

yah, i have that song memorized :embarassed:

Oh Lauren you naughty girl :whip:

 

And i thought you were an angel :disappointed:

 

 

 

 

:wink3:

 

Oh Lauren you naughty girl :whip:

 

And i thought you were an angel :disappointed:

 

 

 

 

:wink3:

 

oh, you know me!

 

 

 

besides,

:angel: + :devilish: = sexay

 

:charming:

oh, you know me!

 

 

 

besides,

:angel: + :devilish: = sexay

 

:charming:

 

Rawr! :whip: Totally random but it's so good to see ya posting again! :D

I hate youuuuuu :bigcry:

 

I love you too. :heart:

E

 

YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH OF TWO HAND TOUCH, YOU WANT IT ROUGH, YOU'RE OUT OF BOUNDS! I WANT YOU SMOTHERED, WANT YOU COVERED LIKE MY WAFFLE HOUSE HASH BROWNS. COMMIN' QUICKER THAN FED EX, NEVER REACH AN APEX, JUST LIKE COCA-COLA STOCK YOU ARE INCLINED TO MAKE ME RISE AN HOUR EARLY JUST LIKE DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME. do it now!

 

:P

yah, i have that song memorized :embarassed:

Wow :lol:

I hate youuuuuu :bigcry:

 

 

I'll try :wacko:

 

Aww you want a tranny bf too? You could share kel's tranny hubby with her, i bet she won't mind :heart:

Awesome! Thankyoo Ren! :kiss:

I just need to change his looks*, his personality*, his crappy career and reputation*, and his gross earrings and jewelry* and I'll be happy!

* See avatar for suggestions.

:snobby:

 

Don't give me that. :kiss:

Don't give me that. :kiss:

Be happy Kelsie, we're giving your sexy tranny bf a makeover! :dance: :wink3:

Awesome! Thankyoo Ren! :kiss:

I just need to change his looks*, his personality*, his crappy career and reputation*, and his gross earrings and jewelry* and I'll be happy!

* See avatar for suggestions.

 

Anything for you :kiss:

 

 

And this is what he looks like without all those things you mentioned :wacky:

 

 

BillKaulitzMakeoverBonanza%5B3%5D.jpg

 

Don't give me that. :kiss:

Fineee, I love you too :rolleyes:

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