Cobalt Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 HALP HALP I DO NOT HAVE A FIRM NOVELLING IDEA THIS YEAR FOR NANOWRIMO I MUST WRITE A 50,000 WORD STORY IN NOVEMBER THAT IS ROUGHLY 1667 WORDS A DAY BUT I DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO WRITE ABOUT I WILL GIVE YOU ALL THE OPTIONS AND YOU CAN HELP ME CHOOSE. THIS IS THE ONLY PLACE I CAN POST THIS POLL AS SOME OF THE EVENTS ARE A BIT MATURE, SO PLEASE VOTE ON WHICH YOU THINK WOULD BE MOST ENTERTAINING TO READ!! I'LL POST A PHOTO OF MUDKIP WITH THE WINNING ENTRY IF YOU DO!!! :mudkip: Idea 1) Swift Moon. TL;DR Version: A wolf pup's parents are murdered by a member of a rival pack. Blaming the rival pack, wolf swears revenge and gains leadership. She is convinced by her tricksy sister to declare war and leaves rival pack a warning sign. Conflict ensues, and the wolf promises to protect her runt sister from harm. However her runt sister is killed and it is revealed tricksy sister had a deal with the culprit to take the leadership. Disgraced by her sister, wolf leaves. My original novel idea. As a pup, Ohoko's parents are murdered by a dog from a neighboring wolf pack. Thinking the pack's leader Jericho ordered the attack, Ohoko grows up wanting revenge. After several territory intrusions and Jericho's daughter Narcissa heckling their ways, her sly sister Tiponi convinces Ohoko to attempt to overthrow and kill Jericho and his daughters, their other submissive sister Waste to be used as a willing minion and helper. Jericho shows no regard for their past issues, and his three daughters may not be any better. Narcissa is a bitch, Selene is too prideful to admit Jericho is wrong, Iskra is peace-loving but timid. DRAMA! Ohoko leaves Selene a little "present" - the bloodied tail of a missing pack member. Jericho immediately decides this must mean Ohoko must die. Iskra protests that they have had a hard childhood with events that have happened but her sisters but her father ignores her. CONFLICT ENSUES! Waste, the runt submissive sister, falls in love! Ohoko knows Waste is weak so she offers a promise to protect her from harm so she can have a good live with her lover He-lush-ka. The promise is made. Jericho gives Selene an unwanted suitor. Tension is getting higher between the two packs however, and you know what that means? BIG FINAL EVENT! Waste is killed by Narcissa and He-lush-ka blames Ohoko for not bothering to protect her. Ohoko sees the error of her ways and finally realizes this "war" was a big charade for her to get killed and for Tiponi to take over leadership. Narcissa reveals Tiponi's plan - Tiponi had a secret alliance with her to supposedly save Waste, take the pack from Ohoko and live with Jericho's pack so she could attempt to take Selene's suitor! LE GASP! Ohoko is disgraced by her sister and now has no choice but leave - all her followers will know her broken promise and scorn her. But before she goes, she asks He-lush-ka to avenge Waste and kill Narcissa and Tiponi. DUN DUN DUN! Idea 2) Lupus Paradious. A parody of everything shitty and crap in canine stories. Features a Mary-Sue and Dumb Shithead duo of "heroes". They strangely unite as adventure buddies in a great QUEST for TREASURE and ITEM OF POWER! Includes shitty romance dialogue, poorly written battle scenes with SWORDS, WEAK and ANNOYING villain, OMG WOLVES, significant memery, irritating fans of the heroes and other adventurers, encounters with characters of movies I probably don't even have permission to use, and the Grimm Reaper HIMSELF! Danger! Bad description! Grammatical mistakes! ALL THIS AND MOAR ATROCITIES! Idea 3) The Biggest Fangirl Self-Insertion Travesty To Be Ever Posted On Coldplaying, Ever. (The Biggest Travesty for short) TL;DR Version: A parody of the typical Coldplay self-insertion fanfic, because some of the repeated elements are ridiculous. A female multi-occupationist meets Chris Martin and he invites her to go on tour with him. Sex is had. Guenith comes along to spoil the party and chick is butthurt - although that was probably from the anal last night. Guenith leaves, chick gets Chris for herself again, Jonny and Guy flirt with each other but Chris is oblivious. Chris ponders leaving his wife and family for this girl. Teh gays makes an entrance. Jonny ends it with Guy, deciding to happily, chick does some stupid shit so the show isn't stolen from her. After some time and several events in between Chris admits he is gay! Chick tries to "understand" and "accept" this but must leave to return to "normal life". Chris and Jonny have SURPRISE BUTTSECKS! End. Typical self-insertion character (name currently undecided) is a journalist/doctor/photographer/MULTI-OCCUPATIONIST that somehow through their job or by extreme luck manages to meet - Chris Martin! OMG!!! Sparkx flyyyyyyyy! Through time we totaly chat and get along, and he is so hot, like, omg. Finally he invites me on a plane with him to go on tour with him! YAY!!! LOVE!!!!!!!!!!111!!!EINZ We arrive at our hotel. Minimal interaction of underdeveloped side-characters is made because that stuff's not important right now. What's important is eventually we HOT PERV SEX! WOWWWW! Nd lyk he so good and lyk its the best thing ever nd lyk omg. LOVE!!11!EINZ. Then after a few shows, EVIL BITCH GUENITH comes along! MAI LOVE, IT IS BEING RUINED! I realise my butthurt, or maybe that's because I got ass-raped when we did it last night. I can't remember, CUZ IT WAS SO GOOD! Anyway. I tolerate her being all over Chrishtophar for some time while crying like a little baby in bed all snuggled up to my pink bear that looks like he's retarded or some shit. But he's still a cute bear! Who's a cute widdle bear? Oogly boogly boo! But eventually Guenith leaves and I haz Chris again! YAY! Only now there is important side-story development, because Jonny and Guy are flirting with each other! OOOOH! Chris ponders whether he should leave his very stable healthy loving family life for this new chick! GASP! He takes me on a date! Yay! Posh resturant! Oops, he farted, but he farts so cute! Everything about him is so CUTE/HOT/SEXY/OMG/taaaaard etc. Jonny and Guy have gay relations! ZOMG! Chris is devistated because his best friend that he is secretly gay for has betrayed his trust! "HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME??" he asks. "I DON'T KNOW I LIKE BEING ASS-RAPED" Jonny says. Chris is outraeged and depressed. Jonny feels bad! CUTTING TO THE END! Jonny breaks up with Guy, moar (butt)sex is had between me and Chris, I have a fight with BALDING WILL, soppy romance scenes are EVERYWHERE with weird descriptions of simple gestures like kissing and holding hands and attraction. Chris admits he is gay to me, I cannot take this liking of the cock from another man, so I leave. then chris has SURPRISE BUTTSEX with jonny THE END, OR IS IT? SEQUAL! I HAVE INCLUDED TL;DR SUMMARIES AND BIG DESCRIPTIONS ARE IN SPOILERS IF YOU CAN BE BOTHERED. PLEASE VOTE. I HAVE FOUR DAYS. URGENT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gautama Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 hi emma. i' d go for LUPUS PARADIOUS, sounds like it should be easy to draft some catchy scenes/ ideas. nr. 3 is too sad. :disappointed:. and by the way, i voted you for biggest chrissy- fan, just because your fandom develops through all kinds of affection, which i can relate to most. i cannot do without cheesiness, i'm sorry. :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobalt Posted October 27, 2009 Author Share Posted October 27, 2009 ROFL, 3 is sad. It is cheesy in the basic plot beginning, I guess. But thanks for the vote in this poll and the awards :nice: Oh, and <Guatama3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gautama Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 if i could be the multi- occupationist, though.... and if i could get thom yorke in the end... just saying. i would totally take the butthurt and hysterical crying. :happy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobalt Posted October 27, 2009 Author Share Posted October 27, 2009 I don't think there'd be hysterical crying as much as silly sobbing and of course, Chris obligatorily shedding many tears as he seems to in every story. There may be Thom Yorke-ness. That actually sounds like an amusing happening, though, Thom strolls in, "O HAI!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Escapist Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 I say go for the first option. Sounds easily enough to write a story for and but interesting enough for me to read it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gautama Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 I don't think there'd be hysterical crying as much as silly sobbing and of course, Chris obligatorily shedding many tears as he seems to in every story. There may be Thom Yorke-ness. That actually sounds like an amusing happening, though, Thom strolls in, "O HAI!" haha, yes! and it's a good way of kicking poor 'guenith' for all the pain she causes in the crazy, pathetic fangirls' world. :( see from 2:33 on. ' the girl, whatever her name is', must be her, i figure . [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-kI2vZLszk]YouTube - Thom Yorke - My Showbiz Life Interview (with the original voice of Thom)[/ame] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldplayisawesome Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 Biggest Travesty :awesome: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeya Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 What's this nanowrimo thing you're constantly talking about? Anyway yeah go for the second one. Sounds kinda interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobalt Posted October 27, 2009 Author Share Posted October 27, 2009 Write 50,000 words in November. I explained it in the first post very briefly, but that is the basic premise. Edited Idea 3 because it's a Self-Insertion parody, not a teh gays one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeya Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 I thought it's a competition or something.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobalt Posted October 27, 2009 Author Share Posted October 27, 2009 Lol, not a competition. You compete with yourself, really, although you can have 'word wars' - a period of time where two people try to write as much as you can. Person with the most words wins a higher word count! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notion Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 Swift Moon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noonsun Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 Either the wolf parody or the self-insertion parody. Not the real wolf story coz wolfs b laem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobalt Posted October 27, 2009 Author Share Posted October 27, 2009 Either the wolf parody or the self-insertion parody. Not the real wolf story coz wolfs b laem Ah, a sane person who realizes the lameness and overdone-ness of it. I'll take that as a vote for the both, then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobalt Posted October 28, 2009 Author Share Posted October 28, 2009 Oi people, I need more than 10 voters to get a comprehensive result. Vote plz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busybeeburns Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 Idea2 sounds fine! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmmaLouiseSmyth Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 I like idea 2 (: and idea3 may scare a few people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flickahidalgo Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 I picked option 2. :wacky: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobalt Posted October 29, 2009 Author Share Posted October 29, 2009 I fail to see how Travesty is yet again two votes ahead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobalt Posted October 30, 2009 Author Share Posted October 30, 2009 Okay, I'm off for the weekend so I won't be back here until Monday the 2nd. Vote honestly and earnestly. I have the right to overrule this poll and pick whatever story I choose, as it is ultimately my choice, but this is just a good way to see what people would be more interested in. If I find out any rigging of the poll happening I'm gonna shove a pair of AA batteries in your eyes and put wire through your ears so I can power my GBA and play it while you squawk and quiver. And sob. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busybeeburns Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 poll over-ruled? Option 3 = :facepalm: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tnspieler1012 Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 I thought you were joking about 2 & 3 to be honest. Which is why the poll depresses me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruel_Power Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 I say... Swift Moon :P Also, be careful where you post your ideas because someone might just come along and...steal them. *laughs evilly* Someone like me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobalt Posted November 1, 2009 Author Share Posted November 1, 2009 I say... Swift Moon :P Also, be careful where you post your ideas because someone might just come along and...steal them. *laughs evilly* Someone like me! Some fool like you you say? Well since you are in my country, I am perfectly able to hunt you down if you do so. Do you live in the land of queens, the western reaches, the northern point, random island, capital city, victoiré land or shithole state? Little presentation piece coming soon, just need to recharge my camera's batteries and see if I can get Mudkip into anything classier than a birthday suit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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