Space Invader Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Coldplay :blush: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coldplay Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 I love Uncyclopedia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh42 Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 <333333333 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh42 Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 Inb4 angry Coldplay fans! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
an angel Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 I thought we hated Coldplay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strawberry Rain Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 :heart: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Perrine* Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 Bwahaha when I think someone spent hours writing that :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 ROLFMAO. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimpleBlur Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 Chris Martin is a first cousin of Kermit the Frog. :lol: I wish i was Kermie's cousin! :cheesy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carla Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 Coldplay then released an EP to be handed out at live concerts, 'This is a free music CD my mushrooms are in the oven now'. The EP was recorded at a private gig at Chris Martin's house while wife Gwensniff Pulledhertoe was cooking mushrooms, and Chris was playing on his acoustic citar. The rest of the band were there and made wooshing sounds to make it sound like a live gig. The song 'Glass of Water' on that album was performed with an actual Glass of Lemonade. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juanma Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 :dozey: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ricardo Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 This site is awesome On May 5th, 1810, Mexico declared itself independent from the Spanish empire. Spain quickly retaliated, by sinking the Mayo, Mexico's only ship. This day is commemorated as 'sink'o de Mayo' day. hahahahahah First Mexican Empire Not that interesting, lets' move on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caroline Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 Never heard of this before, but it made me laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Invader Posted November 14, 2009 Author Share Posted November 14, 2009 This site is awesome hahahahahah sink'o de mayo hahahahha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carla Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 This site is awesome hahahahahah sink'o de mayo hahahahha :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 For Carla, Imke, and the other Musers: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Muse I LOL'd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Perrine* Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 I read this one as well... Wtf ? xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Invader Posted November 15, 2009 Author Share Posted November 15, 2009 Recently, Muse created a scavenger hunt across the galaxy to find USB sticks that contained codes that would unlock pieces of their new song, "United States of Eurasia." Matthew Bellamy hid an additional USB containing every song from their new album in a mic that Thom Yorke uses for concerts. One night, Thom Yorke was singing on stage when all the sudden he heard chanting in the crowds. He ignored it until he suspected moshing was going on. He looked up to find all his fans dead on the floor covered in Muse stickers. Rabid Muse fans appeared on stage as Thom Yorke swallowed the USB stick that he just noticed. The fans grabbed chainsaws and hacked apart Thom to retrieve the USB stick. But then a supermassive black hole opened up, destroying the USB and Radiohead forever. The Muse fans escaped using special teleportation devices that Chris Wolstenholme created in his laboratory on Mars. hahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MileyJonasfan2562 Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 I LIKE JONAS BROTTERS BETTER <333333333333 BUT I LIK KOLDPLAY ABIT TU:):):):):):):):) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Perrine* Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 ^WTF is that ? :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julie Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 I think it's Ivet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Perrine* Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 Yeah, why not :P I think it's Ren :wacky: jk ^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MileyJonasfan2562 Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 I think it's Ivet MI NAM IS RAFOUL :love: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lore Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 to ban or not to ban... that's the question Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julie Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 Yeah, why not :P I think it's Ren :wacky: jk ^^ Nah, Ren would make an alias way more funny than that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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