http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Coldplay

 

 

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I love Uncyclopedia.

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Inb4 angry Coldplay fans!

I thought we hated Coldplay.

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Bwahaha when I think someone spent hours writing that :D

ROLFMAO. :lol:

Chris Martin is a first cousin of Kermit the Frog.

 

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I wish i was Kermie's cousin! :cheesy:

Coldplay then released an EP to be handed out at live concerts, 'This is a free music CD my mushrooms are in the oven now'. The EP was recorded at a private gig at Chris Martin's house while wife Gwensniff Pulledhertoe was cooking mushrooms, and Chris was playing on his acoustic citar. The rest of the band were there and made wooshing sounds to make it sound like a live gig. The song 'Glass of Water' on that album was performed with an actual Glass of Lemonade.

 

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This site is awesome

 

On May 5th, 1810, Mexico declared itself independent from the Spanish empire. Spain quickly retaliated, by sinking the Mayo, Mexico's only ship. This day is commemorated as 'sink'o de Mayo' day.

hahahahahah

 

First Mexican Empire

 

Not that interesting, lets' move on

 

 

 

 

 

Never heard of this before, but it made me laugh

This site is awesome

 

 

hahahahahah

 

 

 

 

 

 

sink'o de mayo hahahahha

This site is awesome

 

 

hahahahahah

 

 

 

 

sink'o de mayo hahahahha

 

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For Carla, Imke, and the other Musers:

 

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Muse

 

I LOL'd.

I read this one as well... Wtf ? xD

Recently, Muse created a scavenger hunt across the galaxy to find USB sticks that contained codes that would unlock pieces of their new song, "United States of Eurasia." Matthew Bellamy hid an additional USB containing every song from their new album in a mic that Thom Yorke uses for concerts. One night, Thom Yorke was singing on stage when all the sudden he heard chanting in the crowds. He ignored it until he suspected moshing was going on. He looked up to find all his fans dead on the floor covered in Muse stickers. Rabid Muse fans appeared on stage as Thom Yorke swallowed the USB stick that he just noticed. The fans grabbed chainsaws and hacked apart Thom to retrieve the USB stick. But then a supermassive black hole opened up, destroying the USB and Radiohead forever. The Muse fans escaped using special teleportation devices that Chris Wolstenholme created in his laboratory on Mars.

 

 

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I LIKE JONAS BROTTERS BETTER <333333333333 BUT I LIK KOLDPLAY ABIT TU:):):):):):):):)

^WTF is that ? :P

I think it's Ivet

Yeah, why not :P

 

I think it's Ren :wacky: jk ^^

I think it's Ivet

 

 

MI NAM IS RAFOUL :love:

to ban or not to ban... that's the question

Yeah, why not :P

 

I think it's Ren :wacky: jk ^^

 

Nah, Ren would make an alias way more funny than that.