Dear Chris,

I love it when you come over to my house. Then every day is a 'Rainy Day.' :wink3:

My life becomes Technicolor when you're around. :wink3:

And I know I'll always say Yes, even if I will is anybody's guess.... :wink3:

Something is wrong with your computer or something, you've had alot of multiple post lately.

 

Dear Chris,

Will i ever get over you?

Chris Martin replies:

 

No. Now stop ranting about how I am so sexy and how you'd love to f*** me.

^ Hayley Goldstein replies:

No fucking way you're leaving me in this room a virgin!

Chris Martin replies:

 

Sorry. I have to do more or less 50-60 girls today. I don't have time for you.

Reply:

FUCK ME DAMN IT!

He told me he can't reply to you anymore. I think you scared the shit outf of him...just like any other thousands of girls.

Oh Nooooes.. I've scared Chris, just like how Hector scared Jimmy.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dG4-FNm9pg]YouTube- Blades of Glory Clip[/ame]

FFFFUUUCCCCKKKK-

*explodes in burst of angsty fangirl inner fire*

Seriously... :bigcry:

 

I WANT TO FUCK HIM SO BADLY

I WANT TO FUCK DAN RADCLIFFE FIRST.

SERIOUSLY.

BANG THE WIZARD, THEN THE ROCKSTAR.

Me: Hey Chris :wacky:

Chris:Anette?.. What are you doing here?.. You know i have a restraining order againts you..

Me:*giggle* Oh, That thing?.. You look Great Chris.. you look amazing and your blonde curly hair rocks.. :dozey:

Omiigod.. you look so good :wacky: Do you even look at yourself?..:dozey:

 

I AM SO HECTOR! :lol:

Oh Nooooes.. I've scared Chris, just like how Hector scared Jimmy.

YouTube- Blades of Glory Clip

Chris loves this move because he can relate to the Character of Jimmy the fagboy

I'd rather fuck the 33 year old english rock star.

I WANT TO FUCK DAN RADCLIFFE FIRST.

SERIOUSLY.

BANG THE WIZARD, THEN THE ROCKSTAR.

Chris Martin replies:

 

 

You can bang the wizard, then Jay-Z instead.

CHANGE OF PLANS:

FUCK EM BOTH AT THE SAME TIME!

 

:bomb:

COOCHIE COOCHIE COO!

Chris Martin replies:

 

Fuck Dan and Jay-Z at the same time? Holy fuck

I'm late for my sex addicts meeting.

Chris Martin replies:

 

Fuck Dan and Jay-Z at the same time? Holy fuck

 

NO. CHRIS AND DAN.

 

JAY-Z CAN GO FUCK BEYONCE LIKE HE DOES EVERY NIGHT

ZING!

 

I'M HAVING A FANGASM ATTACK!

 

AHHH!

 

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:bomb:

 

SOOOO HOTTT! :bomb:

I believe the term is FANGASM~

Better :nice:

i have them nearly everyday.

 

is that tmi? naw.

I never know when they come.

It's happening increasingly this month.

I hate them but i love them.

 

tmi? :thinking: