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Dear Chris Martin

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johnny , will and guy :dozey:

 

this is true lol

and yet its always these three who we see him hugging and man handling

*sigh

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Dear Chris Martin,

 

I want you to marry me :)

FUCK the 18 years different (:uhoh:)

^Alexa <3

Not blasphemy, it's true. Guy is.. *drool*

/fangirl.

 

Another person whipping me lol:P

:whip:

 

:lol::lol:

oh HELL nah! I'M the only one who gets to whip you!

:whip:

 

Mr: Berryman's melts me.

 

:mellow:

 

oh boy this is turning into a guy pervy thread :P

 

as much as i would love to stay and further this convo i have project due tomorrow :'(

but just for the reference

GuyGifsouthbank3.gif

THIS is mine! MUHAHAHAHA :P

 

Hubba hubba

 

You must have found a shelter. In Guy's house, perhaps?:wink3:

 

:lol:

So good.

 

Yeah, Guy Berryman's beauty covered me.

 

LOL NO, I've known Coldplay fooor.. 6 years I guess, or 7. And I never liked Chris, and didn't notice Guy since I was 16.. LOL.

When I noticed him, oh wow.

 

So between not liking Chris and not knowing about Guy...who of Coldplay DID you like?

dear chris:

please let us chrissygirls have the chance to fuck you :P

NO MATTER TO THE AGE!! :P

^Alexa <3

 

;)

 

:lol::lol:

oh HELL nah! I'M the only one who gets to whip you!

:whip:

 

So between not liking Chris and not knowing about Guy...who of Coldplay DID you like?

 

You and Lizzie :whip:

 

No one really, Will has always scared me and Jonny's hair made me laugh a little.

It takes some time before I look for pics and see how members of bands look like LOL :P

^Hell no. Will's not scary at all. In fact I think he's nicer than Chris.

But maybe that's because he gets less attention. Meh.

^Hell no. Will's not scary at all. In fact I think he's nicer than Chris.

But maybe that's because he gets less attention. Meh.

 

Oh no no, I know he's not scary, but his facial expressions make me feel a little scared sometimes.

Sometimes I think Chris is.. well.. not that nice.

DEar Chrissy girls , i left this page yesterday with 7 pages now they're 16 ! :p

Could somebody tell me the funny things that happend here ?

:lol: :laugh3: :laugh3: I just read through this whole thread. I can't stop laughing

And :whip: curse you guys I'll never think of Coldplay songs the same way ever again :freak:

I just think this deserves to be posted here. I shall say no more :wacky:

 

Oh this defenitly deserves to be posted here:wink3: he's clearly enjoying it:sneaky:

DEar Chrissy girls , i left this page yesterday with 7 pages now they're 16 ! :p

Could somebody tell me the funny things that happend here ?

 

Funny things? I would say perv things :D

:lol: :laugh3: :laugh3: I just read through this whole thread. I can't stop laughing

And :whip: curse you guys I'll never think of Coldplay songs the same way ever again :freak:

I just think this deserves to be posted here. I shall say no more :wacky:

 

Hell, yeah, that's deserves to be posted here! Didn't we wonder about the noises he would make? :wink3: Well, there you have it :sweatdrop: :bomb:

Gah. Need to take cold (haha, my subconscious wanted me to write coldplay) shower now. Shit, that man is haaawt.

 

Funny things? I would say perv things :D

 

Perv things indeed! :smug:

Hell, yeah, that's deserves to be posted here! Didn't we wonder about the noises he would make? :wink3: Well, there you have it :sweatdrop: :bomb:

Gah. Need to take cold (haha, my subconscious wanted me to write coldplay) shower now. Shit, that man is haaawt.

 

 

 

Perv things indeed! :smug:

that doesn' t suprise me !

:D This tread is all perv !

I like it !:sneaky:

Oh no no, I know he's not scary, but his facial expressions make me feel a little scared sometimes.

Sometimes I think Chris is.. well.. not that nice.

 

Haha Will looks angry all the time..

Which, to be honest, is a turn on for me :shame:

 

It's ok Alexa, you don't have to like any of them :nice:

I just have to say this:

 

Dear Guy Berryman

I want to have your babies.

 

You can continue with your Chrissy-talk now.

Dear Chris Martin,

 

 

You are a **** ********* **** *** ****** *** ***

***** **** ******* ****** ****** ******* *** ***** ***** :nice:

héhé :D

Not anymore ! I'm in a roflol mood ! :p

Zing!

 

 

A newbie I see,

Anyways, welcome to the land of awesomeness and controversy here at Coldplaying.com

You'll be addicted here in no time ;)

I allready am ! :D This tread is awesome ! :sneaky:

at the first page you can also see posts of me so...

This isn't new ... :p

Dear Chris Martin,

 

If I could just invent a time machine and go back to 2000 when you were only 4 years older than me and had just appeared on that deserted beach in an anorak with that adorable cheeky grin, I would become one of your very first groupies, wait to meet you after every gig, and make damn well sure that you fell in love with me. I don't quite know how I'd do that, as you're married to a super-skinny blonde movie star and I'm a slightly-chubby, somewhat short brunette. But I'd manage it somehow. This way, you'd never meet Gweneth, and I'd get to have your babies and be called Mrs. Amy Eloise Martin. Oh, if only I was Dr. Who's assistant. I'd be married to the sexiest, cutest, dorkiest-in-the-most-lovable-way, funniest, most talented singer-songwriter in the world.

 

P.S. As their is no such thing as time travel, and your married... could you possibly persaude Guy to let me have his babies instead? He's not quite as cute or funny as you, but he sure is flaming HOT. Not to mention his deep brown eyes and Scottish accent make my ovaries quiver.

 

Love, Amy

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