no wai.

 

fangasms are best as a shared experience

:facepalm: :laugh3:

 

I should leave.

Good Night lurking people!

Dear Chris Martin,

 

I just squished jonny, im afraid he may not make it, but im going to do my best, ill see you soon.

^ HOW DARE YOU SQUISH JONNEH?

IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!!!

 

lol i printed a bunch of photos to hang on my wall and i was just putting them up and kneed a photo i took of chris and jonny at the concert and squished jonny. :O :P i fixed him though... kinda and now he is on my wall along with Chris, will and Guy :)

Dear Chris Martin,

 

I expect to find you in my stocking on Christmas morning. Thanks.

 

Love, Emily

NO. CHRIS AND DAN.

 

JAY-Z CAN GO FUCK BEYONCE LIKE HE DOES EVERY NIGHT

 

Chris Martin replies:

 

I don't want to have sex with that Dan Fagcliffe boy.

Dear Chris Martin,

 

Have a happy Christmas! (That's an order.)

Chris Martin replies:

 

Fuck Dan and Jay-Z at the same time? Holy fuck

 

NO. CHRIS AND DAN.

 

JAY-Z CAN GO FUCK BEYONCE LIKE HE DOES EVERY NIGHT

 

:laugh3:

Seriously... :bigcry:

 

I WANT TO FUCK HIM SO BADLY

 

Creeeeepy.......

 

I WANT TO FUCK DAN RADCLIFFE FIRST.

SERIOUSLY.

BANG THE WIZARD, THEN THE ROCKSTAR.

 

Creeeeeeeeeeeepy!!

 

I'd rather fuck the 33 year old english rock star.

 

CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPY!

 

 

*flees from the fangirls*

 

Nice Daniel Fagcliffe joke, btw.

Dear Chris Martin,

It would make my Christmas wish come true if you came to my house and gave me personal piano lessons!!

Love Always,

Sean

Dear Chris,

 

Come back and sing to me.

 

 

Please. Please.

 

 

Come back and sing.

I've gotta get that message home.

DAN IS NOT A FAG.

 

>.<

 

 

Chris,

you can stuff my stocking on Christmas morn.

:laugh3:

damn I was away for a week ...

a week without coldplaying... and this tread...

hahaha, you're all pervs ! :rolleyes:

DAN IS NOT A FAG.

 

>.<

 

Chris Martin replies:

 

Dan Radcliffe stalked me at the backstage and, and..he forces himself into me, how can you say he's not a faggot!! *bigcry*

this tread is dying !

so, let's post a pic of our Chris !

:wacky:

Pathetiiiiic.

hahahahaah Oh My God :laugh3:

Where was I when this thread was made? :wacky:

You girls are hilarious :laugh3: But evrything you say is so true :wink3:

yay , another chrissygirl !!

welcome to the tread coldplayer94 !

:D

:awesome:

I missed out on all you guys being pervs :disappointed: :laugh3:

me isn't a p..v.

so , what are you doing here electric candy ? :D

XD

Chris knows these "letters" so he replies to the the letters that he feel like replying through me :rolleyes: