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Dear Chris Martin

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:dance: Yay! Go Carla! :escaping:

I should probably sleep too... And since Esther apparently has the real Chris, I'll settle for the imaginary one tonight :wink3:

 

GOODBYE AND GOODNIGHT :heart:

 

You Chrissygirls rock my sox. :kiss:

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Ok, Carla, I'll try my best from now on! :smug:

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:wink3:

 

You got an A! well done well done! :thumbsup:

 

whoa I really really really should go to bed (with Chris :lol:).

 

So I'm off:nice: :kiss: :hug:

 

G'night! :nice:

 

Dear Chris Martin,

I want to marry you.

 

Or at least be your mistress.

 

Hahahaha! :P

 

We are so eaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy to pleaseeeee

 

 

 

 

:P

You're right :sick:

I'd find it kinda creepy if this many people wanted to fuck my dad :stunned:

 

ahahaha IMAGINE that would be so bad for her!!

 

Peter Fach (carlisle in twiligth) said in an interview that his daughter freinds would call him hot and she would be so wireded out by it can you imagine apple going though that :P

 

how old is she now anyways?

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I've seen sexier men than Chris Martin...

Like, perhaps... Guy Berryman.

 

Oops.

 

BLASPHEMY!

:whip:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:wacky:

AHAHAHAH i leave for like 10 min and this thread now has 200 posts!!!

 

i love how pervy coldplay girls are!

 

You ain't seen nothing yet :sneaky:

 

:dance: Yay! Go Carla! :escaping:

I should probably sleep too... And since Esther apparently has the real Chris, I'll settle for the imaginary one tonight :wink3:

 

GOODBYE AND GOODNIGHT :heart:

 

You Chrissygirls rock my sox. :kiss:

 

 

G'night have nice pervydreams! :nice:

I've seen sexier men than Chris Martin...

Like, perhaps... Guy Berryman.

 

Oops.

 

I gotta admit something.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

his accent is MUCH hotter, and NO ONE can disagree.

 

 

PERIOD.

BLASPHEMY!

:whip:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:wacky:

 

Not blasphemy, it's true. Guy is.. *drool*

/fangirl.

 

Another person whipping me lol:P

:whip:

Guy IS hot...and supah sexeh :sneaky:

 

But Chris is....just....an atomic bomb of sexiness that just went off. And now we all have radiation! :uhoh:

You ain't seen nothing yet :sneaky:

 

 

 

 

G'night have nice pervydreams! :nice:

 

 

I gotta admit something.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

his accent is MUCH hotter, and NO ONE can disagree.

 

 

PERIOD.

 

wait guys accent or chris?

Guy IS hot...and supah sexeh :sneaky:

 

But Chris is....just....an atomic bomb of sexiness that just went off. And now we all have radiation! :uhoh:

 

LMFAO! PERFECT analogy!!!

ahahaha IMAGINE that would be so bad for her!!

 

Peter Fach (carlisle in twiligth) said in an interview that his daughter freinds would call him hot and she would be so wireded out by it can you imagine apple going though that :P

 

how old is she now anyways?

 

She was born May 14th 2004 soooo 5 years old? :thinking:

Guy IS hot...and supah sexeh :sneaky:

 

But Chris is....just....an atomic bomb of sexiness that just went off. And now we all have radiation! :uhoh:

 

O SHIT! DOES IT MEAN MY KIDS WILL HAVE TO SUFFER FROM THAT EXPLOTION SIDE EFFECTS? :o

 

wait guys accent or chris?

 

Mr. Scottish one.

But Chris is....just....an atomic bomb of sexiness that just went off. And now we all have radiation! :uhoh:

 

No.

That radiation never came to me <3

O SHIT! DOES IT MEAN MY KIDS WILL HAVE TO SUFFER FROM THAT EXPLOTION SIDE EFFECTS? :o

 

 

 

Mr. Scottish one.

 

I LOVE both their accents, they are very different but they suit them perfectly!

I LOVE both their accents, they are very different but they suit them perfectly!

 

Mr: Berryman's melts me.

No.

That radiation never came to me <3

 

That's because you must have been shielded by Mr Berrymans' beauty :disappointed:

oh boy this is turning into a guy pervy thread :P

 

as much as i would love to stay and further this convo i have project due tomorrow :'(

but just for the reference

GuyGifsouthbank3.gif

THIS is mine! MUHAHAHAHA :P

No.

That radiation never came to me <3

You must have found a shelter. In Guy's house, perhaps?:wink3:

 

O SHIT! DOES IT MEAN MY KIDS WILL HAVE TO SUFFER FROM THAT EXPLOTION SIDE EFFECTS?

Yes. Yes it does. :sneaky:

That's because you must have been shielded by Mr Berrymans' beauty :disappointed:

 

That seems to explain it all.

oh boy this is turning into a guy pervy thread :P

 

as much as i would love to stay and further this convo i have project due tomorrow :'(

but just for the reference

GuyGifsouthbank3.gif

THIS is mine! MUHAHAHAHA :P

 

HAWTNESS! :wink3:

 

Yes. Yes it does. :sneaky:

 

:uhoh:

 

 

 

 

 

G2g now cya around little pervs! :escaping:

Yeah, Guy Berryman's beauty covered me.

 

LOL NO, I've known Coldplay fooor.. 6 years I guess, or 7. And I never liked Chris, and didn't notice Guy since I was 16.. LOL.

When I noticed him, oh wow.

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Chris Martin has not been hot since 2003.

:lol: :laugh3: :laugh3: I just read through this whole thread. I can't stop laughing

And :whip: curse you guys I'll never think of Coldplay songs the same way ever again :freak:

I just think this deserves to be posted here. I shall say no more :wacky:

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