I just don't understand all the fuzz about him.

He's not sexy.

 

He wasn't sexy to me either, at first. But I don't know...after a while of only noticing his cute personality and general charm...it turned into sexiness. :laugh3:

If that makes sense :thinking:

To me, he's only trying to make people like him.

Perhaps. :thinking:

To me, he's only trying to make people like him.

 

Well, if that's true, he succeeded at this end :nice:

Shiiiiiiit! :awesome: :lol:

Bumpy for epicness. :awesome:

Dear Mr. Martin,

 

*awkward silence*

Hi.

*is given cue card*

I'm going to kill you now.

WHAT??!!!!!!!!!

*kills person who gave me cue card*

So, back to what I was saying...

*awkward silence*

Hi. You're cool.

Man, there's blood everywhere...:uhoh:

 

Bye ('cause I can't think of anything original to say)

Hahna.

To me, he's only trying to make people like him.

That could be true, but is that really a bad thing? I personally think that he's so uncomfortable with fame that he worked out a way to deal with it.

Well, if that's true, he succeeded at this end :nice:

 

For sure :D

To me, he's only trying to make people like him.

 

I'd rather someone at least act nice or whatever than be a total arse all the time.

this thread is the personification of why i will have a seriously shit time trying to get chris his thank you note and toffee crisps in Bogota

 

Dear Chris

 

your music pretty much saved my life

i think your sweet and hilarious and i make the most awsomest vegan lasagna everrr

so you need to come over to my house so we can jam and watch what we both feel is the best movie ever (Life is Beautiful) and snuggle on the couch.

 

I dont need sex, just conversation and an epic hug,

thanks :)

Dear Chris Martin,

 

You are why I lived.

Dear Chris Martin,

 

Hi,

 

You're like my idol.

And you're also pretty.

:wacky:

Dear Chris Martin

 

Why was your lookalike on my train home last night

srsly

You know

The one with long blonde curls light blue eyes similar nose and lips and even your green cap

 

Are you trying to mess with me? I thought I was tripping balls.

 

Sincerely, Cobhead

Dear Chris Martin

 

Why was your lookalike on my train home last night

srsly

You know

The one with long blonde curls light blue eyes similar nose and lips and even your green cap

 

Are you trying to mess with me? I thought I was tripping balls.

 

Sincerely, Cobhead

Dear Chris Martin,

sing me to sleep.

 

Dear Chris Martin,

I will hunt you down and kill you, so we can die together *Crazy fan-girl laugh* :mad:

 

i read that and then i saw the signature. :stunned:

 

He wasn't sexy to me either, at first. But I don't know...after a while of only noticing his cute personality and general charm...it turned into sexiness. :laugh3:

If that makes sense :thinking:

 

+1!

Dear Chris Martin,

 

you and me baby, we ain't nothing but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.

I saw The Princess and the Frog. If I was in a Disney Princess movie (as the most spunky, adventure-loving, green-eyed princess this side of Mulan and Pocahontas) my prince would be voiced by and look like Chrissy. And he'd sing Green Eyes to me, and I'd swoon and totally make out with him.

The movie would be called "Rock Royalty" and also star Alan Rickman as the villain~

Dear Chris Martin,

 

you and me baby, we ain't nothing but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.

 

AHAHAHAHAHA your funny!

Dear Chris,

 

You look sexeh in a beanie.

 

Love,

Emily

Dear Chris,

I love it when you come over to my house. Then every day is a 'Rainy Day.' :wink3:

My life becomes Technicolor when you're around. :wink3:

And I know I'll always say Yes, even if I will is anybody's guess.... :wink3:

Dear Chris Martin,

 

 

Can I sack Apple for Christmas?

Dear Chris Martin,

 

Can i have you for christmas?

 

Love emily <3

Dear Chris Martin,

That's what she said.

Damn it, i love you.