God, put a smile upon your face! ... Chris and Gwyn are so glum

 

CHRIS MARTIN and GWYNETH PALTROW are surely the most miserable couple in showbiz.

 

 

They never seem to be able to manage a smile when they’re out together.

 

My latest picture of them shows the pair wandering around New York holding hands — but still looking glum.

 

An onlooker said: “Gwyneth and Chris were dressed casually and just walking round the shops. They were touchy feely but didn’t look too happy.”

 

Rumours are rife that the COLDPLAY frontman will tie the knot with Gwyneth this weekend.

 

But despite Gwyn’s recent admission she was looking forward to marrying the rocker, she claims they are simply attending the wedding of a pal.

Mmmmh, am I a pervert or Chris' t-shirt is a bit tight? :wink3:

:lol: Lol it's tight..which is okay by me :wink3:

Yeah, for me too!! :wink3:

And back to the topic: TO THE HELL WITH ALL THESE "JOURNALISTS"!!! :angry:

I know :angry:

They'll do anything for a story

thats the 1st thing i noticed...Chris`s tight t-shirt lol now if that woz Guy lol :lol:

:lol:

 

Chris is quite fit, isn't he? :wink3: Grrrr.

And Gwyneth needs a bra... :lol:

lol, she does need a bra but i noticed that chris has been working out, yum!

geez Gwyennie, have you not heard of a bra?

Gwyennie- "Bra? What is this bra you speak of...?" :stunned:

And the t-shirt Chris wears is a bit girlie... don't you think?

Chris is buff :stunned:

What do you mean with buff? I hope it's a synonymous of 'sexy hot yummy guy'

:wink3: :P

yea...I think chris looks buff there...tooooo

he looks mmm mmm gouda!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

his t shirt is very straight :o :o ....

by buff I mean 'hot damn sexy boy, come here I wanna give you a good seeing to'

you know what I mean? :stunned: :lol: :P

:lol:

:lol: hmm....do they think they won't get noticed if chris is walking around wearing his MTF.com shirt? :rolleyes:

by buff I mean 'hot damn sexy boy, come here I wanna give you a good seeing to'

you know what I mean? :stunned: :lol: :P

 

Eeeeer, yeaaaah, I can figure out... :P :wink3:

:lol: hmm....do they think they won't get noticed if chris is walking around wearing his MTF.com shirt? :rolleyes:

 

:lol: :lol: That's true...

He should wear a pair of cool jeans, beautiful shoes, a nice shirt, a cool leather jacket and... no one recognize him!!! :D

 

*is excited with the image* yum!

:lol: hmm....do they think they won't get noticed if chris is walking around wearing his MTF.com shirt? :rolleyes:

 

:lol: :lol: That's true...

He should wear a pair of cool jeans, beautiful shoes, a nice shirt, a cool leather jacket and... no one recognize him!!! :D

 

*is excited with the image* yum!

*noni need a foze shower* :D

*is not enough for noni* :P

*an alcohol perfusion?*

That's better... In the shower with a bottle of gin!! hic... :D