an angel Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 Next they'll be telling you that blinking gives you cancer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reilly Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 But staring competitions also give you cancer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
an angel Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 Maybe simply being alive gives you cancer. :thinking: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HorrificAttack Posted March 1, 2010 Author Share Posted March 1, 2010 They should have done "NEWSPAPERS CAUSE CANCER" the reaction from some people would be priceless, but it would also be suicidally retarded on a level sadly beyond even The Daily Mail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 ^ I second that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matter-Eater Lad Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 people reading the Daily Mail won't have to worry about cancer, they'll die from stress of worrying long before the cancer gets them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 people reading the Daily Mail won't have to worry about cancer, they'll die from stress of worrying long before the cancer gets them. You make a very valid point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Perrine* Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 Haha this thread is win! Little tip to avoid cancer: stay in bed alone all day long far away from every single electronic device and eat only potatoes. Then you'll just die of boredom :cheesy: Btw, menstruations and menopause can cause cancer? We're screwed girls xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noonsun Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 How long did it take you to make that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeya Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 Btw, menstruations and menopause can cause cancer? We're screwed girls xD Cancer's fucking sexist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Perrine* Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 This... among other things :tongue: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reilly Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 Haha this thread is win! Little tip to avoid cancer: stay in bed alone all day long far away from every single electronic device and eat only potatoes. Potatoes? Read the topic post again sunshine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobalt Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 Potatoes? Read the topic post again sunshine. Ahahahahaha potatoes give you cancer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noonsun Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 They forgot forks, my grandma ate with forks all her life and got cancer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reilly Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 OK, I didn't really click on most of these links. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-206243/Skiers-warned-cancer-risk.html A lot of these links do not specifically link themselves to cancer, such as the potatoes one I mentioned earlier. Sorry Nath, but your topic is about as stupid as any topic Mark makes. In terms of the fact that it's totally inaccurate, a lot of those topics aren't insinuating that the Daily Mail feels they promote cancer. And this is why I've taken a hatred towards this topic, if we're going to hate what they are doing by exploding tiny details into relative topics that can relate to cancer, now you're taking these tiny details to use it against them. Progression? Nowt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobalt Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 Sorry Nath, but your topic is about as stupid as any topic Mark makes. I think that was the point though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HorrificAttack Posted March 3, 2010 Author Share Posted March 3, 2010 I think that was the point though. You're missing Reilly's point I didn't read the links tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reilly Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 I think that was the point though. No, Mark doesn't read the topics he posts. And apparently Nathan didn't read this. What I meant is, if you actually read most ridiculous of these topics then they don't directly relate to cancer. But yet, it's become such a popular topic, quite sickening really. I brought up skiing as an example. The point is that the DM will relate anything to cancer, it's bullshit to say that they say that skiing results to cancer which is the original topic I brought to light, what the Daily Mail was relating to was that skiing in the sun could cause cancer. What I'm saying is that these kind of topics can be just as sensationalist as the Daily Mail. It does not represent what the DM are saying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobalt Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 Well of course it had to be a little more extreme than those articles actually, it's not like people were going to read the links, they might glance over the headlines but that's about it. I do find some of these a bit hard to believe though, but some are believable - the contraceptive pill for one, it does warn you on the papers inside that there is increased risk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reilly Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 Yeah this topic is satire, but so is the DM. To be fair the DM doesn't report false news, but it's the glorifying of news that represents the political climate of irrelevant news that should really just stop the DM altogether. If only someone could do that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckycharms2987 Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 Well..... Im pretty sure I have internet cancer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Perrine* Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 Potatoes? Read the topic post again sunshine. Was too lazy to read everything :disappointed: Well... let's stop eating! Is that one in the list sunshine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reilly Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 No it isn't sunflower :nice: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HorrificAttack Posted March 3, 2010 Author Share Posted March 3, 2010 Calm down, darling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Perrine* Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 What's up with all the sweet words tonight? Are you guys sick? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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