HorrificAttack Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 ...according to the Daily Mail. AGE http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-449783/Women-birth-age-30-double-risk-breast-cancer.html AIR POLLUTION http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-358875/Pollution-cars-linked-child-cancer.html AIR TRAVEL http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-200443/Frequent-fliers-raise-cancer-risk.html and http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/article-591109/Cancer-risk-frequent-fliers.html ALCOHOL http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-147083/Drink-day-increases-breast-cancer-risk.html and http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-471910/Bowel-cancer-danger-just-glass-wine-day.html ALLERGIES http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-324732/Child-allergies-raise-cancer-risk.html ARTIFICIAL FLAVOURS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-55023/Cancer-causing-chemicals-soy-sauce.html ARTIFICIAL LIGHT http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-391267/Artificial-light-increases-breast-cancer-risk.html ASBESTOS (as if it wasn’t bad enough already) http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1170584/Asbestos-schools-kill-pupils-warns-teacher-dying-lung-cancer.html ASPIRIN http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-205490/Asprin-link-cancer-risk.html BABIES http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-157683/Birth-size-link-breast-cancer.html BABY BOTTLES http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1038697/EU-rejects-ban-baby-bottles-linked-early-puberty-breast-cancer-miscarriage-infertility.html BABY FOOD http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-199887/Baby-food-cancer-alert.html BACON http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1102368/Additives-used-bacon-ham-chicken-make-cancers-grow.html BARBEQUES http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-326153/Australians-warned-backyard-cancer-risk.html BEEF http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-393666/Alarm-beef-link-breast-cancer.html BEER http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1161843/Just-pint-beer-day-raise-risk-prostate-cancer.html BEING A BLACK PERSON http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1064547/Black-men-times-likely-prostate-cancer.html and http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-508753/Black-women-develop-breast-cancer-decades-earlier-white-women.html BEING A WOMAN http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-63976/Cancer-risk-higher-women-smokers.html BEING A MAN http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-306543/Men-twice-likely-die-cancer-women.html BEING SOUTHERN http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1027331/Why-affluent-women-South-likely-die-breast-cancer.html BISCUITS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-126342/Cancer-foods-avoid.html BLOWJOBS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-453843/Oral-sex-cause-throat-cancer.html BRAS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-182370/Is-bra-bad-you.html BREAD http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-411506/White-bread-increases-cancer-risk.html BREAST FEEDING http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-178756/Whos-risk-breast-cancer.html BREAST IMPLANTS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-41443/Breast-implants-cancer-scare.html BROKEN HEARTS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-450049/How-heart-broken-grief-send-early-grave.html BUBBLE BATH http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-403703/Is-bubble-bath-safe.html BURGERS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-467360/Cancer-scare-food-colour-added-sausages-burgers.html CAFFINE http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1127473/Coffee-raise-child-cancer-risk-New-evidence-caffeine-damage-babies-DNA.html CALCUIM http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1052127/Fatal-cancer-risk-men-high-blood-calcium-levels-say-US-researchers.html CANDLE-LIT DINNERS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1207726/Candles-release-scents-laced-cancer-chemicals-warn-scientists.html#ixzz0dufFps6a CANNED FOOD http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-44676/Gender-bending-chemicals-tin-cans.html CARBOHYDRATES http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-313227/Low-carb-diets-beat-breast-cancer.html CARS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-358875/Pollution-cars-linked-child-cancer.html CEREAL http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-115696/How-safe-favourite-foods.html CHEESE http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1002424/Italy-shuts-mozzarella-production-toxin-fears-spread.html CHICKEN http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-429303/Families-risk-toxic-imported-foods.html CHILDLESSNESS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/columnists/article-474820/SUZANNE-MOORE-Im-sick-told-fault.html CHILDREN http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-506501/Prostate-risk-having-family-according-new-study.html CHILDREN’S FOODhttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-201390/Health-warning-childrens-food.html CHILLIS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-347287/Cancer-checks-spices-new-food-dyes-alert.html CHINESE MEDICINE http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-75547/Warming-cancer-risk-Chinese-medicines.html CHIPS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-487571/Parents-told-chips-cause-cancer.html CHLORINE http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-431777/Chlorine-bathwater-linked-cancer.html CHOCLATE http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-386625/Cancer-fears-chocolate-snacks.html CITY LIVING http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-496495/City-life-blamed-higher-risk-breast-cancer.html CLIMATE CHANGE http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-452789/Warmer-climate-mean-thousands-deaths-skin-cancer.html COCA COLA http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-337178/Carrot-day-reduces-cancer-risk.html COD LIVER OIL http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-379918/Cancer-fears-cod-liver-oil-capsules.html COFFEE http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3027/How-healthy-cup-coffee.html CONSTAPATION http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-193698/Atkins-diet-cancer-risk.html CONTRACEPTIVE PILLS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-181273/Cancer-risk-45-higher-Pill.html COOKING http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-382571/Frying-increase-cancer-risk.html CORDLESS PHONES http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-515970/After-cancer-warnings-mobiles-home-phone-putting-health-danger.html CRAYONS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6706/Safety-alert-best-selling-crayons.html CURRY http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-342632/Cancer-dye-Grossman-curry-sauce.html DEODRANT http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-205705/Deodorants-linked-cancer.html DIETING http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-73056/Is-diet-lifestyle-putting-risk-breast-cancer.html DOGS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-490581/Can-dogs-breast-cancer-Bizarre-medical-theories-experts-claim-actually-true.html EGGS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-50995/Cancer-chemicals-eggs.html ELECTRICITY http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-449679/Power-lines-link-cancer-new-alert.html ENGLISH BREAKFAST http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1049142/Traditional-English-fry-raise-risk-bowel-cancer-63-cent.html FACEBOOK http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1149207/How-using-Facebook-raise-risk-cancer.html FALSE NAILS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1174768/Having-nails-skin-cancer-doctors-warn-women.html FATHERHOOD http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-506501/Prostate-risk-having-family-according-new-study.html FIBRE http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4903/Fibre-cancer-risk-warning.html FISH http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-117840/Fish-cancer-scare.html FIZZY DRINKS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1249305/Two-fizzy-drinks-week-raise-chance-getting-pancreatic-cancer-87.html FLIP FLOPS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1025915/Wearing-FLIP-FLOPS-skin-cancer-doctors-warn.html FLY SPRAY http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-459938/Using-pesticide-sprays-home-double-risk-brain-tumours.html FRUIT http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-371260/Breast-cancer-drug-cuts-death-risk.html GARDENS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-326153/Australians-warned-backyard-cancer-risk.html GRAPEFRUIT http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-468559/Eating-grapefruit-increase-breast-cancer-risk-third.html HAIR DYE http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1017259/How-using-hair-dye-increase-risk-cancer.html HAM http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-490845/Is-safe-eat-Cancer-report-adds-bacon-ham-drink-danger-list.html HEIGHT http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1064454/Bigger-taller-baby-girls-higher-risk-breast-cancer-says-study.html HONEY http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-429303/Families-risk-toxic-imported-foods.html HOT DRINKS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-115696/How-safe-favourite-foods.html HRT http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1214782/HRT-increases-risk-dying-lung-cancer.html#ixzz0dueJ7qOY INTERNET http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-312505/Cancer-patients-risk-websites.html IVF http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-148228/How-IVF-raises-cancer-risks.html KIDNEY TRANSPLATS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-459097/TV-prize-kidney-carries-risk-cancer.html LAMB http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-446559/Red-meat-link-higher-risk-breast-cancer.html LARGE HEADS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-370870/Big-headed-babies-prone-cancer.html LEFT-HANDEDNESS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-363477/Left-handers-likely-breast-cancer.html LIPSTICK http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-499967/Is-lipstick-giving-cancer.html LIVER TRANSPLANTS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-207838/Cancer-liver-transplant-killed-husband.html MENOPAUSE http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-395201/Weight-gain-menopause-increases-breast-cancer-risk.html MENSTRUATION http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-68946/Do-women-need-periods.html METAL http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1081692/The-metals-daily-glass-wine-linked-cancer-Parkinsons.html MILK http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-328863/Milk-linked-ovarian-cancer.html MOBILE PHONES http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-473553/Orange-remove-mobile-mast-tower-doom-cancer-rate-soared.html MODERN LIVING http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-474157/Modern-living-blame-cancer-epidemic.html MONEY http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1025375/Wealthy-background-raise-risk-cancer-teenagers.html MORPHINE http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1230208/Pain-drug-morphine-cause-cancer-spread.html#ixzz0dudlHqN2 MOUTHWASH http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1113422/Mouthwash-causes-oral-cancer-pulled-supermarkets-say-experts.html NUCLEAR POWER (there is no hint of irony in this article) http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-42066/New-study-links-nuclear-sites-cancer.html OBESITY http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-245997/Obesity-raises-risk-cancer.html OESTROGEN http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-4098/Oestrogen-link-breast-cancer.html OLDER FATHERs http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1223025/Why-older-fathers-likely-children-genetic-disorders.html#ixzz0dudLlJsP PASTRY http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-115696/How-safe-favourite-foods.html PEANUT BUTTER http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1164417/Food-watchdog-warning-peanut-butter-brand-containing-cancer-causing-fungus.html PERFUME http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1051130/How-perfumes-scented-creams-make-unborn-baby-infertile.html PICKLES http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-115696/How-safe-favourite-foods.html PIZZA http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-341698/New-food-dye-warning.html PLASTIC BAGS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1207840/Plastic-decomposes-sea-releases-cancer-causing-chemicals-study-warns.html#ixzz0duexZlFs PORK http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1093039/After-alert-Irish-pork-safe-beef.html POTATOES http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-115037/Cancer-chemical-link-cooked-food.html POVERTY http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/columnists/article-474820/SUZANNE-MOORE-Im-sick-told-fault.html PREGNANCY http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-82458/Breast-cancer-risk-career-women.html RADIOACTIVITY http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-421140/As-radioactive-spy-buried-bar-staff-served-facing-cancer-risk.html RICE http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-444222/Rice-tainted-arsenic-raises-risk-cancer.html SAUSAGES http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-550729/Why-eating-just-sausage-day-raises-cancer-risk-20-cent.html RETIREMENT http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1220446/Oh-Work-good-especially-youve-retired.html#ixzz0ducbviCE SEX http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-191219/Did-sex-cancer.html SHAVING http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-206459/Shaving-raise-cancer-risk.html SKIING http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-206243/Skiers-warned-cancer-risk.html SOUP http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1132814/Salty-soups-increase-cancer-risk-says-expert.html SPACE TRAVEL http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1015482/How-astronauts-risk-cancer--premature-ageing--travelling-space.html SUN CREAM http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/article-592076/Cancer-fear-childrens-sun-creams.html TALCUM POWDER http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1063040/Cancer-alert-talc-Women-using-powder-day-risk.html TEA http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-87131/Too-tea-treble-cancer-risk-women.html TEEN SEX http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1237530/Girls-sex-teens-greater-risk-developing-cervical-cancer.html#ixzz0dudvXOF7 THIRD HAND SMOKE (read article and you'll understand) http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1249591/Even-hand-smoke-dangerous--especially-children.html VITAMINS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-320006/Vitamin-pills-cause-early-deaths.html WATER http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-13620/Cancer-link-tap-water-radon-hotspots.html WI-FI http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-456534/The-classroom-cancer-risk-wi-fi-internet.html WORCESTERSHIRE SAUCE http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-338899/Dye-alert-spreads-school-meals.html WORKING http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1031934/Why-men-desk-jobs-higher-risk-prostate-cancer.html X-RAYS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-207035/X-rays-bring-risk-cancer.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pseudonym Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 :clap: Brilliant thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PurpleMartinSt Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 So basically all that is good and bad in life. Great. How do you avoid the childlessness, AND children part? both ways give you cancer apparently... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julie Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matter-Eater Lad Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 Happiness gives you cancer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gloaming09 Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 It seems that pretty much everything gives you cancer I see it's all by THE DAILY MAIL (Mark's fav. source): [ame= ] [/ame] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HorrificAttack Posted March 1, 2010 Author Share Posted March 1, 2010 It seems that pretty much everything gives you cancer I see it's all by THE DAILY MAIL (Mark's fav. source): Well it's a joke about the daily mail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gloaming09 Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 ah... gotcha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HorrificAttack Posted March 1, 2010 Author Share Posted March 1, 2010 Click the links guys, the headlines are hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coldplay Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 I love you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SueDeNimes Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 Left-handedness? :wtf: Thanks for the list :lol: Where did you find that collection? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmmaLouiseSmyth Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 If that's the truth, i might aswell just kill myself if i don't want to get cancer. Well, i better stop wearing bras, eating potatoes and Wait Oestrogen? Wtf? :laugh3: What a fucked up newspaper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmmaLouiseSmyth Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 Dp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carla Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 Shaving? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coldplay Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 Left-handedness? :wtf: Oh well then I'm screwed, because I'm left-handed and I'm black. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matter-Eater Lad Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 hahaha Blowjobs cause cancer. Now I know why porn stars die young. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julie Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 No more Plastic Bags for me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gloaming09 Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 these titles are hilarious! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivet Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i'maveryneatMonster.' Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 X ray? LOLWATOMGLMAOWUT. Try Chernobyl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobalt Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 Now I have an excuse not to wear bras. THEY GIVE YOU CANCER Glad to see the staples in there too (mobile phones etc) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 Haha this really made my day... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emily1931 Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 I just read this in english class and showed my teacher and we all talked about how funny this is for the entire period. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eff-exx Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 thank goodness i'm short. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 Third-hand smoke? WTF? :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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