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The Daily Humorscope

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I've never heard of this! Apparently for me. . .

 

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)

You will find that if you deliberately mispronounce "sir" as "sair", you can answer a lot of questions with either "yes air" or "nose hair".

this isn't funny, not even in an ironic (its funny because its not funny) way. I would've been more amused by an article on the dangers of inhaling asbestos.

http://www.humorscope.com[/url]

This site is hilarious. It changes each day.

 

Well it should since its DAILY.

 

 

 

 

 

Anyway so....

 

Cancer (June 21 - July 22)

If you aren't careful, you may accidentally insult someone by a poor choice of words, and hurt their feelings. In particular, the expression "hideously deformed" may not be as neutral as you believe.

 

 

How is that funny?

sorry, my sense of humour is kinda bad.

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