Advice needed

 

I came back from the pub about a month ago and my housemate was fast asleep face down on the sofa. she is quite cute so i lifted up the duvet to see she was naked.

 

Anyway, as a joke, and I dont know why I did it at the time, they were just laying on the side, I put a couple of chocolate buttons in between her arse cheeks and then went to bed.

 

So a few days later, she mentioned it to me thinking she had had an "accident" in the night and he didnt know anything about it.

 

It quite amused me, but didnt own up, and I have done it twice since

 

Anyway she is under the doctor having all sorts of tests, they cant find whats wrong and I dont know how to tell her

 

What the f**k shall I do?

 

I could just stop doing it but the doctors will keep looking wont they

:wtf:

hahahahaha

:wtf:

 

+1

um, .

Chocolate buttons in her butt? What?

 

Erm... just tell her and let the embarrassment and shame be done with...

I think there's something wrong with you...or you were drunk

hahaha!

Very effective joke though, I must say

:lol:

:laugh3:

 

That was a very lame, stupid joke... But the overall situation is just hilarious.

haha. just tell her.

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You should stick a note in her bum crack explaining what you did and an apology. :nice:

If this is ever made public, she's bound to end up the butt of all the jokes........................... :rolleyes:

Just tell her, even if it's embarrassing it's better than her having to going through all of those tests.

do whatever that will satisfy your soul.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

LOLOL.

The lengths some people will go to for a crack...................... :rolleyes:

Next time, instead of using chocolate buttons just stick your dick in between her arse-cheeks. Problem solved. :)

Advice needed

 

I came back from the pub about a month ago and my housemate was fast asleep face down on the sofa. she is quite cute so i lifted up the duvet to see she was naked.

 

Anyway, as a joke, and I dont know why I did it at the time, they were just laying on the side, I put a couple of chocolate buttons in between her arse cheeks and then went to bed.

 

So a few days later, she mentioned it to me thinking she had had an "accident" in the night and he didnt know anything about it.

 

It quite amused me, but didnt own up, and I have done it twice since

 

Anyway she is under the doctor having all sorts of tests, they cant find whats wrong and I dont know how to tell her

 

What the f**k shall I do?

 

I could just stop doing it but the doctors will keep looking wont they

 

 

hahahahahhhhhahahahahahahahahahah

 

my stomach's hurting from trying to hold back the laughs in class...

 

:wreck:

:laugh3:

 

 

 

You should stick a note in her bum crack explaining what you did and an apology. :nice:

 

Best answer EVER.

Next time it happens, squat over her and take a shit on her, waking her up just as it hits her arse. That way, she'll think it was you shitting on her all along and she'll be so relieved that she doesn't have some medical ailment that she won't mind that you just took a shit on her.

The last sentence is perhaps the most fucked up of all:

 

I could just stop doing it but the doctors will keep looking wont they

 

Yeah, you probably could stop putting chocolate buttons in your housemates arse while she's sleeping, yeah, I know we all find it difficult to avoid doing that, but you could try. I'm sure there's a class for it or something.

 

Thread of the year!

I agree with the whole thread of the year thing :nice:

You should stick a note in her bum crack explaining what you did and an apology. :nice:

:lol:

This has to be a joke. There's no way.