If not, surely he cupped a feel while he was at it.

I think he should use the fact that he didn't rape her as a positive note in his apology.

^that's debatable depending on how far the chocolates penetrated.

This has to be a joke. There's no way.

 

You don't know Daryl.

Hahahahaha .... wtf. :lol:

 

:laugh3:

 

 

 

You should stick a note in her bum crack explaining what you did and an apology. :nice:

 

That would be great. :wacko:

^that's debatable depending on how far the chocolates penetrated.

:laugh4:

:uhoh:

are you implying he raped her with chocolate?

 

 

 

Give the guy more credit than that.

The last sentence is perhaps the most fucked up of all:

 

 

 

Yeah, you probably could stop putting chocolate buttons in your housemates arse while she's sleeping, yeah, I know we all find it difficult to avoid doing that, but you could try. I'm sure there's a class for it or something.

 

Thread of the year!

 

Agreed. :laugh3:

Take a gun put it to your head and pull the trigger is my advice to you.

You should kill yourself so there is no chance of the human race having to bear further propagation of your obviously sub-par genes.

Oh. my. days!.

:laugh3:

This is funny, but pretty fucked up.

:laugh3:

This is funny, but pretty fucked up.

 

No sh*t!:P

:laugh3:

 

 

 

You should stick a note in her bum crack explaining what you did and an apology. :nice:

 

 

ROFLOL:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

:laugh3:

You should stick a note in her bum crack explaining what you did and an apology. :nice:

 

*chants* DO IT. DO IT. DO IT.

 

that's a pretty messed up joke...........but it's absolutely hilarious!

Bart sounds like you've got a great Easter coming up!

Bart sounds like you've got a great Easter coming up!

 

With that sort of eggcentric behaviour, definitely!:rolleyes:

Bart, this Easter, stick an easter egg in her bum crack. She'll wake up thinking she's an easter bunny or summat.

 

No but seriously, she can't even tell that the chocolate's not poo?

Guess she hasn't tasted it :blank:

Sounds like a job for Gillian McKeith....................... :rolleyes:

This thread is just wrong in so many ways..

That's what she said.

hello! we don´t shit sweet stuff *Ive never tried poop indeed*

BUMP

:lol:

:laugh3: That is just hilarious