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Angst by coldplay

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If that was really Jonny's bod imagine what Mister-I-run-on-a-treadmill-whilst it's-switched-off-and-power-it with-my-legs' body would be like :wideeyed: :P

 

MannysBody.jpg

 

Gross dude.

That joke was hilarious. Totally made my morning.

I'm still laughing about how I totally fell for it. I was just going on the site wanting to look at the art, completely unaware that it was April Fools.... and I was in sudden shock when I saw Jonny! I'm like what the f**k, is this some kind of soft porn? Then I saw the perfume and I'm like.... no way, I can't believe they came out with a perfume... so I went on here and realized that it was a joke. :D

Yahoo! Music briefly mentioned Coldplay in some article talking about celebrities' April Fools pranks.

 

Elsewhere on the Internet, Coldplay announced the launch of an exclusive fragrance called Angst. The fake ad came with a shirtless photo of singer Chris Martin, who wrote: "This is something we've wanted to do for a long time. People like to smell nice and we thought we could help them out." The fragrance is made from sangre (blood), sudor (sweat) and lagrimas (tears) -- all of which, the band was careful to point out, are "fair trade" ingredients.

 

That part bothered me. It's guitarist Jonny Buckland. JONNY. BUCKLAND.

 

Ah well.

It's such a genius idea for to use perfume as a joke.... one of the best April Fools day jokes ever.. far more superior than Googles and Mugglenets jokes.

I'm still laughing about how I totally fell for it. I was just going on the site wanting to look at the art, completely unaware that it was April Fools.... and I was in sudden shock when I saw Jonny! I'm like what the f**k, is this some kind of soft porn? Then I saw the perfume and I'm like.... no way, I can't believe they came out with a perfume... so I went on here and realized that it was a joke. :D

 

this is exactly what happened to me!!!!:laugh3:

:laugh3: This is why I love Coldplay. They always make me happy. This made my night! :lol: this joke was priceless!!! :P

best april fools joke ever! i was reading it and i was like no way!! so i read it out loud for sister to read but before i finished reading the rest of the headline again, i was like wait this is nothing like coldplay at all "angst"??

then i realized

oh, haha april fools and then when i went to read more about it i couldnt stop laughing especially when i saw jonny! :laugh3: but very lovely pic;)

 

ah it put a smile upon my face :D

aw too bad its sold out :P

my mom looked over my shoulder while i was reading the article and said "I suppose you want some of that, huh? I hope it smells good." I laughed hardcore :)

This April Fools' prank was very good and funny, it made my evening yesterday :lol:

my mom looked over my shoulder while i was reading the article and said "I suppose you want some of that, huh? I hope it smells good." I laughed hardcore :)

 

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