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If you have sex with a rock is it rape?

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The general definition for rape is when the rape-ee does not or cannot give consent. Rocks cannot give consent. Therefore having sex with a rock is raping the rock.

 

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Who would have sex with a rock?
That isn't the question, the question is whether or not my deductive reasoning is correct. Get with the program.

Great question. I'll write up several thousand words, get one of my people to edit it a bit, and I'll have a response first thing Monday.

Are you planning to rape a rock , or is this just a wierd question ?

Having sex with a pet rock would be bestiality. :o

but what's the definition of a rapee,

does it state if it's something alive or as a person.

 

 

 

 

:bigcry: i would check, but coldplaying.com is the only site working for me. :wtf:

but what's the definition of a rapee,

does it state if it's something alive or as a person.

 

 

 

 

:bigcry: i would check, but coldplaying.com is the only site working for me. :wtf:

 

Haw!! You're trapped!

 

Noonsun's talking like she's stoned. :rolleyes:

 

Nice!

 

Is she on the mephedrone again?

 

Dun get it :blank:

If a rock had sex with you would it be rape?

Depends on if you consented Bryce.

I know, and despite all the deaths it's pretty sweet! :awesome:

 

I just didn't get the joke in that context. Or maybe you were just saying.

I looked it up, rape only applies to humans, so it's definitely not.

what a weird thread...but nice pun, Nick :cool:!

What if you use a rock to fuck someone, did the rock rape them or did you?

What if you use a rock to fuck someone, did the rock rape them or did you?

 

Then you're the stones accomplice and will still be charged for felony rape!

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