So, one day a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch. He stays there a while and not once moves it

Finally a man decided to ask what it was all about,

"Hey Pirate, why do you have a steering wheel on your crotch?"

 

And the pirate replied:

 

 

Aarrrrr, it's drivin' me nuts!

 

 

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

trololololololol

 

:anxious:

How many cats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

 

 

 

Cats don't have thumbs silly!

 

 

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb?

 

 

None, they're all too buys taking pictures in the forest.

 

Lol!

:laugh3:

lulz yo :awesome:

None of these are funny.

Emo child.

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Why are there gates around cemeteries?

 

 

 

It protects the cemetery because people are just dying to get in

 

 

Irrelevant.

Knock knock!

 

 

 

 

^Who's that woman in the avatar (in the spoiler image)? :lol:

I love you. :lol: PIMPIN.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

 

He had nobody to go with. :rolleyes:

why did the cannibal not like eating the clown?

 

 

 

because he tasted funny

 

 

Why did the penis....

 

 

Never mind, there are minors present.

haha

 

 

How do you make a tissue dance?

 

 

 

Put a little boogey into it

 

 

 

my family has some pretty bad jokes so i could keep going :lol:

Lol, I'm so easily amused, i love this thread XD

haha

 

 

How do you make a tissue dance?

 

 

 

Put a little boogey into it

 

 

 

my family has some pretty bad jokes so i could keep going :lol:

 

Hahaha keep going, I think it's quite entertaining. :P

What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

 

 

 

Smells like carrots

 

 

 

+10 points for anyone who posts what tv show that is from/is referenced in

What's the difference between Mike and a pizza?

 

 

A pizza can feed a family of four.

ooooooo!!!

 

 

it's kinda true though... i don't have a job :lol:

How do you know it's Mike knocking at your door?

 

He doesn't know when to come in and he can't find the key.

What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

 

 

 

Smells like carrots

 

 

 

+10 points for anyone who posts what tv show that is from/is referenced in

 

Lost.