There's a turf war between 4 male ducks going on in my front yard.

The female duck got sick and tired of their shenanigans and flew away.

Just because it's nice when you set off running, doesn't mean it will be when you finish. Set off in just a t-shirt, shorts, trainer socks and trainers, and by the end it was raining so much the roads were flooding, I had to keep wiping the water out of my eyes, I had snot in my beard (don't know how), my penis was an eighth of it's normal size and I got joggers nipple (literally nipple too, since ones an inny and ones an outty - the outty bore the brunt) with all the rubbing against my wet shirt.

 

Hot stuff.

I'm so cool I get chat up by 16 year old skater boys:cool3:

 

:wacky:

^hahaa awesome :awesome:

London - Poole by train takes just over two hours

To enter/exit Corsica, you either have to be a citizen or be directly related to Corsican citizens. As far as their one university, foreigners can go there, but only if they are from Greece, Spain, or France. From what I was told, this is to prevent immigration.

^hahaa awesome :awesome:

 

Sof:awesome:

Well the funny thing about it was that I was at a party with my two sisters and my little sister does everything to make people say she is the prettiest of the three of us (which is ridiculous) and then that guy her age looked at the three of us and said he couldn't believe that we are sisters and I was the most beautiful one and the coolest. You should have seen my sister's face. Hahaha. It's ridiculous but she seemed to be really shocked at first.

Sof:awesome:

Well the funny thing about it was that I was at a party with my two sisters and my little sister does everything to make people say she is the prettiest of the three of us (which is ridiculous) and then that guy her age looked at the three of us and said I was the most beautiful one and the coolest. You should have seen my sister's face. Hahaha. It's ridiculous but she seemed to be really shocked at first.

 

Haha! In her face :awesome: I like the guy

Haha! In her face :awesome: I like the guy

 

Haha Yeah in her face.

I mean her obsession with being pretty and all that stuff is the main thing we argue about Haha.

Too bad he wasn't older:disappointed:

I hope she grows up soon and realises that there are other things that are more important than being the prettiest. Haha yeah too bad he wasnt your age :wacko:

McDonalds is now 24/7! (well its new in Manchester anyway)

McDonalds is now 24/7! (well its new in Manchester anyway)

 

the one on Oxford Road? is used to be open from approx 6am to 3am at weekends anyway :p not much difference!

life never comes with any guarantees.

Sleep is not so vital as i thought :D

All laptops are out on one collective mission: to annoy me to death.

apparently I have a "date" on thuesday

:rolleyes: Hopefully a sweet, fully ripe, pitted date! :P

Did I even learn a thing today...?:thinking: hm.. the extensive network of roots or underground rhizomes from which milkweed plants sprout up in spring - interesting to see that part of the plant, and the little shoots coming out of the sides - a plant essential for the Monarch butterfly! :flutterby: King of the lepidopterans..

apparently I have a "date" on thuesday

 

Tell us more!

apparently I have a "date" on thuesday

 

doooood Sof:wideeyed:

 

the cooler guys I have met in the last weeks are either too young or taken...boo

That sitting next to one of your best friends in english class makes you finish NOTHIND ANNND have LOADS of homework.

God..... AND I already have a HUGE history test tomorrow... :(

I can run 5 miles in the wind and rain in 41 minutes, 30 seconds and 52 milliseconds.

I'm not going on a date tomorrow

 

and

 

the tickets to the festival I wanna go to are sold out :blank: all my friends managed to get tickets :blank:

 

doooood Sof:wideeyed:

 

the cooler guys I have met in the last weeks are either too young or taken...boo

 

 

The dood I was supposed to meet has to work nights all week soooo no date tomorrow, which I'm sort of happy about cause my social skills pretty much vanish when I'm with doods :wacko:. Anyway, we said we'd talk next week so we'll see what happens.

Sof you whore!!

NO YOU :bomb:

Blowing your nose when you have a headache is awful. :bomb: