I killed a bare with my bear hands.

 

Nathan wins the manliness competition.

My dad pwns you all. :smug: He shoves metal in furnaces for a living, put a lift kit in his old truck, fixed my bike, tore down a clubhouse, fishes, and killed this big-ass turkey past spring. :surprised:

 

And he makes the best rice krispy treats. :blush:

My dad pwns you all. :smug: He shoves metal in furnaces for a living, put a lift kit in his old truck, fixed my bike, tore down a clubhouse, fishes, and killed this big-ass turkey past spring. :surprised:

 

And he makes the best rice krispy treats. :blush:

 

Nathan, watch out.

the last bit just killed the manliness ^^

 

 

:lol:

Real men can cook yo. :smug:

What's so special about that?

 

it's literally a pendulum

even when i'm stood still it swings

You need to get some underpants

 

haha, manly men don't say underpants

I'm so manly I get away with it, not a poser like you who has to choose their language.

 

+1

i would kick your ass

i'm a motherfucking gladiator

watt

i lost

Rawr.

i have eaten a LOT of meat recently

RAWR

I mowed the lawn last week. :manly:

I will get drunk in an hour

Today I burped louder than I ever have in my life

I've never really burped in my life. So manly of me.

I gambled away 20 of my ho's in a game of poker while smoking weed and left the casino on my Honda GL1800 Goldwing Deluxe motorcycle.

 

You would have to have brain damage to buy a Goldwing, I would rather walk!

I was drinking beer with my cousin's husband :cool:

^ that guy looks like a real british :laugh3:

Yesterday my monster motorcycle broke down. So I proceeded to fix it using only a pocket knife and some duct tape. After I got it working again, I shot a bear and grilled the meat over an open fire for a celebration snack. With my cycle now working correctly, I went out for a drive. Just then a semi came barreling out of nowhere. I was lucky enough to jump off my cycle at the last minute. I survived, but my bike was totaled. Then the semi exploded in a column of flame and awesomeness. I just walked away without looking at it. (Because, you know, cool guys don't look at explosions, they walk away from them.) Then I grabbed a 2-ton piece of wreckage and carried it home as a souvenir. Then I went to watch TV and stroke my amazing beard. Gotta love Fridays.

And then you put a quote by Chris Martin in your sig and called it epic and lost all of your manliness. What a shame.

^sad story bro.

 

I drove a truck. It was really big and dirty. Totally manly looking.