Rumor is that Lindsay Lohan and Miley Cyrus are both looking for a disney fairytale love life with the smokin' hot bass lickin' babe from Coldplay, Guy Berryman. While the tabloids have been all over the Lohan aspect, a new crack in the story has appeared.

 

Today it was announced that Coldplay would be releasing their fifth album Mylo Xyloto. When asked what the title meant, a representative from the band told them to ask Guy, that he knows. After digging into the history books, we know that Mylo is an Egyptian derivative of the name Miley. Xyloto comes from the greek term for "Tombs of the Kings" which is located on the island of Cyprus. A combination of the terms Miley Cyprus can only lead us to conclude that this album is in fact about Miley Cyrus and looking at the linear notes from the album, she does make a guest appearance providing percussion for the song "Every Rainbow Leads to a Pot of Gold".

 

From the Gones Daily.

this is absurd but also.. amusing. nice job

amazed.

This makes so much sense now.

Rumor is that Lindsay Lohan and Miley Cyrus are both looking for a disney fairytale love life with the smokin' hot bass lickin' babe from Coldplay, Guy Berryman. While the tabloids have been all over the Lohan aspect, a new crack in the story has appeared.

 

Today it was announced that Coldplay would be releasing their fifth album Mylo Xyloto. When asked what the title meant, a representative from the band told them to ask Guy, that he knows. After digging into the history books, we know that Mylo is an Egyptian derivative of the name Miley. Xyloto comes from the greek term for "Tombs of the Kings" which is located on the island of Cyprus. A combination of the terms Miley Cyprus can only lead us to conclude that this album is in fact about Miley Cyrus and looking at the linear notes from the album, she does make a guest appearance providing percussion for the song "Every Rainbow Leads to a Pot of Gold".

 

From the Gones Daily.

 

Now everything makes sense! :o

No. NOTHING make sense

No. NOTHING make sense

 

They are both pretty cute, I don't blame Guy.

So from that gossip we have a new song title?

So from that gossip we have a new song title?

 

It's a joke...

It's a joke...

 

oh right haha silly me :lol:

hahaa

:lol:

 

Thread of the year here

If it's a joke, how does it have a source? :o

If it's a joke, how does it have a source? :o

 

because is not a joke :o

Wow, it took less than 12 hours to come up with the most farfetched idea possible in regards to this album. Simply hilarious.

WHAT??:P THAT CANT BE HAPPEN!! DID CHRIS SAID ANYTHING ABOUT THE TITLE YET?? WHERE IT CAME FROM??

YES IT CAME FROM MILEY CYRUS

or another possible theory now that I think of it is that Miley Cyrus has taken over the vocals for the band and the title is a big hint towards this new artist duet.

Actually took under 12 minutes to come up with it!

Actually took under 12 minutes to come up with it!

 

how do you know?:stunned:

how do you know?:stunned:

 

I know the source and asked him!

Briggins, :heart:

can we expect Coldplay to party in the USA soon?:smug:

can we expect Coldplay to party in the USA soon?:smug:

 

Yes, with their dads too!

There's a fair amount of reasoning behind this.

 

Yup, it must be true.