wait there's people who seriously think it'll get a 9.0+ from them? I voted that as a joke.

 

it'll definitely be less than 5.0

 

VLV got a 6.9 which is high for a Coldplay album and there's no way this will top it. they'll write a very negative review

ahah, you can just tell that this 'journalist' is pissed off with coldplay :P

 

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Hearing for the first time the songs that will, inevitably and inexorably, become part of the fabric of Western life from X Factor auditions to shopping-centre muzak, is a strange and often depressing experience.

 

Mylo Xyloto is already guaranteed bigness, by the very fact of being the fifth album by Coldplay. But it takes no chances. This is a record that browbeats and bullies you into submission with its sheer massiveness, courtesy of producer Brian Eno.

 

"Hurts Like Heaven", the first song (barring the overture), sounds like LCD Soundsystem's "All My Friends" played by idiots in boxing gloves, and that level of subtlety continues through every synth-smothered second.

 

At one point, unbelievably, Martin actually sings, straight-faced, "I'd rather be a comma than a full-stop". Strange. He has much more in common with a colon.

 

http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/reviews/album-coldplay-mylo-xyloto-parlophone--emi-2374493.html

Speaking of horrible reviews, you guys should read this one:

 

http://www.dailycal.org/2011/10/23/coldplay-mylo-xyloto/

 

According to Kanwalroop Singh (WTF?)

 

It's an Indian name.

He has much more in common with a colon.

 

LOL

It's official: Mylo Xyloto got a 7.0

 

http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/15953-mylo-xyloto/

Was about to post this as its own topic, but I'll live with this, as I think I just heard the distant sound of a galaxy imploding.

 

Their highest Coldplay score ever.

Was about to post this as its own topic, but I'll live with this, as I think I just heard the distant sound of a galaxy imploding.

 

The blogosphere is going crazy right now :laugh3:

Pitchfork thinks Mylo Xyloto is better than the new Wilco album! :shocked2:

Pitchfork thinks Mylo Xyloto is better than the new Wilco album! :shocked2:

 

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

It's official: Mylo Xyloto got a 7.0

 

http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/15953-mylo-xyloto/

 

Wow. That's pretty good. WTF?

Pitchfork thinks Mylo Xyloto is better than the new Wilco album! :shocked2:

 

Pitchfork thinks Mylo Xyloto is better than The Five Ghosts.

 

Pitchfork thinks Mylo Xyloto is better than Enough Thunder.

 

Pitchfork thinks Mylo Xyloto is better than Magic Chairs.

 

:bigcry:

Wow. That's pretty good. WTF?

 

they are taking HARD drugs

they are taking HARD drugs

 

Well, that's probably the best-written review we'll get. I was looking forward to this one.

 

I was expecting a really really really really low score.

Congrats Coldplay!!!!

D-d-d-damn.

Just finished reading the review. WOW very nice :dazzled: :dazzled: :dazzled:

Well, they're probably the best reviewers.

 

just because they have given 7 to the new coldplay album :rolleyes:

they are just a bunch of hipsters

just because they have given 7 to the new coldplay album :rolleyes:

they are just a bunch of hipsters

 

Nah. They consistently put out fairly reasonable reviews.

 

Yeah they're hipsters. But meh. I'm use surprised it did better than RUSH. Really? ?!

Nah. They consistently put out fairly reasonable reviews.

 

SURE :rolleyes:

^ I don't like you.

^ I don't like you.

 

i don't care.

i don't care.

 

You should. I have powers. Powers that will make you cower (rhyme unintended, but appreciated)

 

Namely, I can chew a whole pack of gum at once. So don't cross me.

Pitchfork thinks Mylo Xyloto is better than the new Wilco album! :shocked2:

 

That's because it is. Not everyone is so wrapped up in anti-Coldplay thoughts like you.

 

Nah. They consistently put out fairly reasonable reviews.

 

Yeah they're hipsters. But meh. I'm use surprised it did better than RUSH. Really? ?!

 

It did better than Rush because it's better than rush. Not everyone is so wrapped up in Rushofbloodtothehead-porn as you. Yeah, i've seen your Rush porn collection. It's gross.

That's because it is. Not everyone is so wrapped up in anti-Coldplay thoughts like you.

 

 

 

It did better than Rush because it's better than rush. Not everyone is so wrapped up in Rushofbloodtothehead-porn as you. Yeah, i've seen your Rush porn collection. It's gross.

 

Not everyone is a

like you :laugh3:

and you don't even know Wilco, so please stop embarassing yourself