This is something I've been actually wanting to do for a couple of months now. I remember when I first joined this forum, there were dozens and dozens of these threads made, by anyone who believed they were witty or funny. I 've always found it a bit irritating because a lot of people asked good questions and the response was always 'looool idk' 'idk'

But after reading through the archives, I began to miss the idea of it, cos a few were actually witty and/or funny.

 

The concept is simple, ask me anything: personal questions, very personal questions, trivia questions, Coldplay-related questions (this is the official Coldplay, after all), sarcastic questions, offensive questions, existential questions, my advice or opinion, etc.

Not that it's of any real value, but I'm incredibly bored so yes

Who'd you rather?

 

 

would you rather carrot top elmo?

 

So do I ask you as Coldplay? If not then you should put ask ´me´ anything :o

what is into your favourite CAKE :awesome:

Proof that the average person's IQ has dropped 60 points since the release of Mylo Xyloto

 

what is into your favourite CAKE :awesome:

I love cheesecake. That sugary kind that doesn't taste like cheese at all that you get from the store is great. But my mom makes one that's made out of cottage cheese that's only a little bit sweet and you can put some blueberries in it or something and it tastes wonderful. :smiley:

Proof that the average person's IQ has dropped 60 points since the release of Mylo Xyloto

 

i no rite gr8est album evur :awesome:

Proof that the average person's IQ has dropped 60 points since the release of Mylo Xyloto

 

:angry:

 

Mylo Xyloto won a lot of award you know! It has been considered their best album. You just don´t accept change. You´re stuck in Parachutes.

I thought she meant it was SO amazing it blew our brains apart.

I remember when I first joined this forum, there were dozens and dozens of these threads made

 

Yeah, I was one of those people. This was way back when Nathan was still here, and I remember when he asked me how often I masturbated.

 

But anyway. Questions. Hm.

 

Tell me about your ideal sandwich (bread, condiments, veggies, the whole nine yards).

How often do you masturbate

what song don't you want in your setlist anymore?

who is 'dee' in your user title

Will you call LP6 Coldplay? xD

Yeah, I was one of those people. This was way back when Nathan was still here, and I remember when he asked me how often I masturbated.

 

But anyway. Questions. Hm.

 

Tell me about your ideal sandwich (bread, condiments, veggies, the whole nine yards).

I know, I just re-read that thread hahahah

 

-Uhhh white bread, or a baguette (whole wheat bread tastes like sawdust :angry:)

-Lettuce

-Smoked sausage

-Tomato

-Provolone cheese

-'Canadian bacon' (ham) or mortadella

-Another piece of bread

 

Condiments don't belong on a sandwich.

How often do you masturbate

Daily :whatever:

what song don't you want in your setlist anymore?[/color]

Looked up the most recent setlist for this

I'm gonna go with Major Minus because I genuinely forgot what that song sounds like so I guess it sucks

who is 'dee' in your user title

♪ Just somebody that you used to know ♪

Will you call LP6 Coldplay? xD

I quite like that for an album title

It's a bit dumb to name six albums in a row after a song in it, isn't it

Condiments don't belong on a sandwich.

 

Daily :whatever:

 

soulmates

What is your brand of chocolate?

What is your brand of chocolate?

Ferrero

 

 

 

 

 

^ ^^ These are banned in America, by the way, due to a law that forbids inedible items inside of food. It's such a bitch to find them :angry:

 

 

and of course

 

~*~*~*~~*~*~*~

 

though it's not my favorite spreadable chocolate ... a lot of people love it, so :wacko:

 

man I love food

BUENO

do u leik cp

What? Kinder eggs are banned in the states?!?! That's the saddest thing I've heard. I approve of your choice of chocolate, by the way.

^ Kids have choked on them before by trying to shove the whole thing in their mouth. :blank:

i miss these bitches

 

^ Kids have choked on them before by trying to shove the whole thing in their mouth. :blank:

How could someone fit that whole thing in their mouth? :thinking:

Ah well, I'm in Asia, so that doesn't effect me.

How could someone fit that whole thing in their mouth? :thinking:

 

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