Lol, this came to mind while reading about the guy that undressed himself at a concert... Looked for a similar thread, but could not find one.

So basically, put things that a real Coldplayer should and should not do, and to make it funnier, you can put actual or fake consequences!

Examples. (Things that come at the top of the head)

 

- A coldplayer should never undress at a gig, no matter the amount of ecstasy the band puts you on. You face being ridiculed in the forum, and remembered as the guy that might push the band and Ian into early retirement :lol:

 

- A coldplayer should have among his/her goals to visit the bakery.

 

- A coldplayer visiting the bakery should NEVER EVER EVER ring the bell. You would face the wrath of the fellow coldplayers when you talk about it in the Bakery thread.

 

- Do not ever stalk Chris' house :no: (will face same fate as previous)

 

 

would type more, but using the app is sort of annoying

 

i don't know what to say

I don't know what to say either at this moment in time, so I'll just say Eddilly.

A coldplayer should begin his life as a coldplay miracle baby, listening to Parachutes non-stop 24/7 with a chip inserted in its brain.

A coldplayer should continue its infancy following the orders of the almighty Christopher Anthony John Martin, by writing all over the walls and its body with the anagram "CAJM" with turtle blood.

A coldplayer will follow the steps of the almighty leader in a diet consisting of the salty sweat of every band member.

A coldplayer will express its feeling in puberty by shaving him/her pubes in the shape of Guy Berrymans face.

A coldplayer shall never disobey the wise words of Chris Martin.

A coldplayer shall follow every word of the almighty Chris Martin.

A coldplayer shall end its life by igniting itself on fire, releasing a bomb from the chip that was placed in his/her bones. A coldplayer shall have a smile on its face that was put by God, a.k.a Chris Martin.

Lol, this came to mind while reading about the guy that undressed himself at a concert... Looked for a similar thread, but could not find one.

So basically, put things that a real Coldplayer should and should not do, and to make it funnier, you can put actual or fake consequences!

Examples. (Things that come at the top of the head)

 

- A coldplayer should never undress at a gig, no matter the amount of ecstasy the band puts you on. You face being ridiculed in the forum, and remembered as the guy that might push the band and Ian into early retirement :lol:

 

- A coldplayer should have among his/her goals to visit the bakery.

 

- A coldplayer visiting the bakery should NEVER EVER EVER ring the bell. You would face the wrath of the fellow coldplayers when you talk about it in the Bakery thread.

 

- Do not ever stalk Chris' house :no: (will face same fate as previous)

 

 

would type more, but using the app is sort of annoying

Do you mean a 'Coldplayer' as in a Coldplay fanatic or someone who frequents the Coldplaying website ?

 

If it's the former, then this belongs in the Coldplay section IMO, because even though I am a Coldplay fan, I don't care at all about visiting the bakery and it's unlikely that I'll ever go there. This is one of the few parts of the board where people aren't expected to cream their pants over Coldplay so I don't know if a lot of those apply to us.

A coldplayer shall end its life by igniting itself on fire, releasing a bomb from the chip that was placed in his/her bones.

I see what you did there ha ha... ha.

Do you mean a 'Coldplayer' as in a Coldplay fanatic or someone who frequents the Coldplaying website ?

 

If it's the former, then this belongs in the Coldplay section IMO, because even though I am a Coldplay fan, I don't care at all about visiting the bakery and it's unlikely that I'll ever go there. This is one of the few parts of the board where people aren't expected to cream their pants over Coldplay so I don't know if a lot of those apply to us.

 

I see what you did there ha ha... ha.

 

I meant it in both ways... You would have to be a fan to go to the bakery and be part of coldplaying to post about it lol

 

It does not have to be about a die hard fan, just looking at the fun side on things that most would obviously not do, but have been done by other people!

A coldplayer should begin his life as a coldplay miracle baby, listening to Parachutes non-stop 24/7 with a chip inserted in its brain.

A coldplayer should continue its infancy following the orders of the almighty Christopher Anthony John Martin, by writing all over the walls and its body with the anagram "CAJM" with turtle blood.

A coldplayer will follow the steps of the almighty leader in a diet consisting of the salty sweat of every band member.

A coldplayer will express its feeling in puberty by shaving him/her pubes in the shape of Guy Berrymans face.

A coldplayer shall never disobey the wise words of Chris Martin.

A coldplayer shall follow every word of the almighty Chris Martin.

A coldplayer shall end its life by igniting itself on fire, releasing a bomb from the chip that was placed in his/her bones. A coldplayer shall have a smile on its face that was put by God, a.k.a Chris Martin.

 

ROFL!!

I know I am a Cold-play fan because I am cold play

Why do these things happen

rofl

rotflmfao

did you really roll on the floor laughing? and is your ass off? where did it go? will it grow again?

 

Brent you are a doctor, does ass grow after it is off?

only when it's lmabo (laughing my ass back on)

A coldplayer should begin his life as a coldplay miracle baby, listening to Parachutes non-stop 24/7 with a chip inserted in its brain.

A coldplayer should continue its infancy following the orders of the almighty Christopher Anthony John Martin, by writing all over the walls and its body with the anagram "CAJM" with turtle blood.

A coldplayer will follow the steps of the almighty leader in a diet consisting of the salty sweat of every band member.

A coldplayer will express its feeling in puberty by shaving him/her pubes in the shape of Guy Berrymans face.

A coldplayer shall never disobey the wise words of Chris Martin.

A coldplayer shall follow every word of the almighty Chris Martin.

A coldplayer shall end its life by igniting itself on fire, releasing a bomb from the chip that was placed in his/her bones. A coldplayer shall have a smile on its face that was put by God, a.k.a Chris Martin.

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

A coldplayer should begin his life as a coldplay miracle baby, listening to Parachutes non-stop 24/7 with a chip inserted in its brain.

A coldplayer should continue its infancy following the orders of the almighty Christopher Anthony John Martin, by writing all over the walls and its body with the anagram "CAJM" with turtle blood.

A coldplayer will follow the steps of the almighty leader in a diet consisting of the salty sweat of every band member.

A coldplayer will express its feeling in puberty by shaving him/her pubes in the shape of Guy Berrymans face.

A coldplayer shall never disobey the wise words of Chris Martin.

A coldplayer shall follow every word of the almighty Chris Martin.

A coldplayer shall end its life by igniting itself on fire, releasing a bomb from the chip that was placed in his/her bones. A coldplayer shall have a smile on its face that was put by God, a.k.a Chris Martin.

 

DARN IT IM NOT A TRU FAN :bigcry:

A coldplayer pervs hard or goes home. :lol:

A coldplayer pervs hard or goes home. :lol:

wAit Are u refering to mE

wAit Are u refering to mE

 

Lol nope :P

 

I thought that one last night but forgot to put it! You just reminded me :laugh3:

wtf you´re all supposed to be appalled and offended :angry:

^loool :awesome:

wtf you´re all supposed to be appalled and offended :angry:

That's the interwebs for you dear :lips:

Lol

 

A coldplayer always finds the fun side of things? :laugh3: