April 4, 201313 yr Coldplay Link To Unbearable Arseholes 05-09-08 FANS of Coldplay are more likely to display the personality traits of unbearable, self-satisfied arseholes, according to new research. Jazz fans can go to the toilet on the bus The three year study found Coldplay fans displayed a key set of arsehole characteristics, including untidy, middle class hair, an in-your-face sensitivity, and an aching desire to commune with humpback whales. At a party a typical male Coldlay fan will find the prettiest girl in the room, ask her about the saddest time in her life and then sing ‘Fix You’ until she agrees to touch his penis. Research director Dr Tom Logan, said: “Over the past three years I’ve had to talk to more than 2000 Coldplay fans. I think I’m going to kill somebody.” What does your musical taste say about you? BLUES: White, well educated and rich. No personal problems whatsoever. JAZZ: Cool, deaf, horribly incontinent. CLASSICAL: Intellectual, introverted and a bit of a c*nt. RAP: High self-esteem, enjoys spraying pavement with AK47 and calling your momma a bitch. DANCE: Annoyingly friendly. Constantly moving arms. COUNTRY AND WESTERN: Outgoing, enjoys organising rallies and distributing angry pamphlets. STING: Just fuck off. Fuck off right now. ROCK/HEAVY METAL: Smells of stale urine, thinks Battlestar Galactica is art. CHART POP: Bubbly, outgoing, easy to throw off a high building. INDIE: Self-absorbed, idle. A little shit, basically. SOUL: Sensitive, creative, prone to exaggerate size of genitals. CLIFF RICHARD: Strangely asexual. Until you meet the right priest. http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/coldplay-link-to-unbearable-arseholes-200809051230
April 4, 201313 yr "STING: Just fuck off. Fuck off right now." Haha. I've been listening to my Sting CDs in my car! Anyway, "article" is ridiculous. I think we're all pretty nice people, don't you?
April 4, 201313 yr At a party a typical male Coldlay fan will find the prettiest girl in the room, ask her about the saddest time in her life and then sing ‘Fix You’ until she agrees to touch his penis. I cant' stop laughing at this
April 4, 201313 yr At a party a typical male Coldlay fan will find the prettiest girl in the room, ask her about the saddest time in her life and then sing ‘Fix You’ until she agrees to touch his penis. Coldlay fan Coldlay Coldlay Fucking Coldlayers man, seriously :no:
April 5, 201313 yr At a party a typical male Coldlay fan will find the prettiest girl in the room, ask her about the saddest time in her life and then sing ‘Fix You’ until she agrees to touch his penis. This is disputable. Singing "Yellow" usually works just as well.
April 5, 201313 yr Fucking Coldlayers man, seriously :no:Those Coldlayers always think they have every rights :no:
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