People will try to monopolise your life but it only goes far as words because everybody is free and their own boss...

Mylo Xyloto is the technical name for a fire alarm.

Dreams are reflexion of our lives in an alternate universe.

*waves friendly*

 

no two corn flakes look the same

 

*waves friendly back*

 

Lounging around is not good for the health.

Lounging around isn't Just great for the health, it's excellent for it, lol.

^lol

 

The king loves blue eyed white aliens so much.

^Sweet!

 

 

(I'm the blue-eyed white one, lol.:lol)

 

Banana cream pie cures 100% of all known diseases caused by banana cream pie defficiency.

Eat bananas Gwen Stephani's song teaches you how to teach your kids how to spell bananas.

Fluttering butterflies make a great gift for oneself

did you know that this thread is killing the O zone

Did you know nothing can kill the O zone

did you know that I did not know that?

It's not good to mess with a Kings plan.

The King favors you

Coldplay is a death metal band.

It's true!

 

[video=youtube;YlOyl8m5X00]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlOyl8m5X00

He who lays down with dogs wakes up with...dirt on them...'cuz dogs sleep outside...except when they sleep inside...and if you wake up with dirt or fleas inside, you should really vacuum...soon...

Did you know chris Martin wrote O while staring at his alphabet soup with just Os. He had mistaken his alphabet soup for spaghetti Os

Somebody said it was easy

Did you know that every teardrop is in fact not a waterfall?

Did you know that your brain can control everything.

Did you know heaven and hell are actually planets far away from our galaxy...

Did you know coldplaying is the best community [emoji12]

Did you know that the Haber-Bosch process is responsible for a third of the world's food?

did you know that pizza was healthy?