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Post pictures of the gorgeous Chris

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oh my.

 

this picture really got me. :stunned::stunned::stunned::stunned:

 

ugh, i just wanna curl up on his lap. he'll put those strong arms around my waist and i'll bury my head in his shoulder.

 

:wacky:!! he just makes me go crazy. :P

I know exactly how you feel!!!

He's so amazingly perfect in every way!!!

Why the hell aren't there more Chris Martins in the world?

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allllllll i want in life is for coldplay to come to alaska.

but that will never happen :cry:

so they should at least go to seattle. then ill have SOME chance.

^^i know!!!

 

all women should have a chris.

 

but nooo. all the other men are smelly, gross and shovenistic. :(

Ugh, dumb boys.

Gywenth doesn't know how lucky she is....

:bomb:

Ugh, dumb boys.

Gywenth doesn't know how lucky she is....

:bomb:

 

 

i know!!!

 

if i was her, i'd be so freaking happy. and i'd never, ever leave his side.

 

she's crazy to let him out of her sight. :D

i know!!!

 

if i was her, i'd be so freaking happy. and i'd never, ever leave his side.

 

she's crazy to let him out of her sight. :D

 

SHE'S HAD TWO KIDS BY HIM!!!!!! :bomb::bomb::bomb::bomb:

SHE'S HAD TWO KIDS BY HIM!!!!!! :bomb::bomb::bomb::bomb:

 

 

i know!!!

 

it just isn't fair.

 

there shouldn't be one man like that. perfect.

 

they should clone chris for us. :laugh4:!!

 

EDIT: like the new avatar? it's like, one of my favorite pictures of him. :wacky:!!!

i know!!!

 

it just isn't fair.

 

there shouldn't be one man like that. perfect.

 

they should clone chris for us. :laugh4:!!

 

EDIT: like the new avatar? it's like, one of my favorite pictures of him. :wacky:!!!

 

haha yah, but give GWENETH the clone....:wink3::wink3:

and i love that pic of him in your avi! so cute!

I know exactly how you feel!!!

He's so amazingly perfect in every way!!!

Why the hell aren't there more Chris Martins in the world?

 

I totally agree with you, except that I think that fortunately there's only one Chris on this earth (gwyneth:smash:) because he's so unique ! Imagine if they were Chrisses everywhere we will get bored and he would become so ordinary!

I'm sure Chris and this thread are the best medicines for us! We don't need medics anymore! :D

One question : I'm trying to convince my sister that Chris is the most beautiful man, but she's so boring : at each (gorgeous) pic I show her, she says "ugly"... "awful"... "hideous"... grrrr I'm becoming crazy, I have to find some pics to shut-up her ^^

 

One last thing: I want to thank the one who talked about the Nappies... All day long I was singing "I am your baby's daddy!" :D, and my sister started to talk about very perv things about our last night together:laugh3: (she's 14^^)

Good night everybody, have nice Chris dreams (like Makayla... so sexy ;)) !

I totally agree with you, except that I think that fortunately there's only one Chris on this earth (gwyneth:smash:) because he's so unique ! Imagine if they were Chrisses everywhere we will get bored and he would become so ordinary!

I'm sure Chris and this thread are the best medicines for us! We don't need medics anymore! :D

One question : I'm trying to convince my sister that Chris is the most beautiful man, but she's so boring : at each (gorgeous) pic I show her, she says "ugly"... "awful"... "hideous"... grrrr I'm becoming crazy, I have to find some pics to shut-up her ^^

 

One last thing: I want to thank the one who talked about the Nappies... All day long I was singing "I am your baby's daddy!" :D, and my sister started to talk about very perv things about our last night together:laugh3: (she's 14^^)

Good night everybody, have nice Chris dreams (like Makayla... so sexy ;)) !

 

 

i try to convince my sister chris is the most beautiful man in the world too!!

 

and you know how she replies?

 

 

"he's very ordinary. he looks like a guy you'd see walking down the street."

 

I WISH. :P

I totally agree with you, except that I think that fortunately there's only one Chris on this earth (gwyneth:smash:) because he's so unique ! Imagine if they were Chrisses everywhere we will get bored and he would become so ordinary!

I'm sure Chris and this thread are the best medicines for us! We don't need medics anymore! :D

One question : I'm trying to convince my sister that Chris is the most beautiful man, but she's so boring : at each (gorgeous) pic I show her, she says "ugly"... "awful"... "hideous"... grrrr I'm becoming crazy, I have to find some pics to shut-up her ^^

 

One last thing: I want to thank the one who talked about the Nappies... All day long I was singing "I am your baby's daddy!" :D, and my sister started to talk about very perv things about our last night together:laugh3: (she's 14^^)Good night everybody, have nice Chris dreams (like Makayla... so sexy ;)) !

 

 

 

What??!!! i dont understand that part..it sounds a little wrong lol

HAHAHA!

that does sound very very wrong.

...so what did you and your sister do last night together??!!!!!!

What??!!! i dont understand that part..it sounds a little wrong lol

 

Ooooooooooh sorry don't understand that I spend my nights with my sister:laugh3: I just want to say that I told her all day long "I am your baby's daddy" and that's why she started talking about perv things, but it was only imagination, so just for kidding okay ? :D

 

Coldplay is louve (what's your real name ?^^), we have to begin a common fight against our stupid sisters, and we'll win! (Mine sometimes find Chris beautiful, but not on all pics like us ! So FIIIIIIGHT :P)

hahahahahhahaahahahahhaaaaahahahhahahahahah

im cracking up right now!! omg i think she got off too?!!! HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

 

 

OK sorry i just posted that as yours came up!lol

Ooooooooooh sorry don't understand that I spend my nights with my sister:laugh3: I just want to say that I told her all day long "I am your baby's daddy" and that's why she started talking about perv things, but it was only imagination, so just for kidding okay ? :D

 

Coldplay is louve (what's your real name ?^^), we have to begin a common fight against our stupid sisters, and we'll win! (Mine sometimes find Chris beautiful, but not on all pics like us ! So FIIIIIIGHT :P)

 

 

hah, we do!!! we need to make them see the truth!!!

 

and my names christina, by the way. :D!

 

i mean, LOOK. AT. HIM.

 

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:wideeyed::wacky::whip:!!!

Loooooool everyone is worrying for me^^ thanks everybody but I have to sleep now, and ALONE (except Chris ;))

I sleep less than 6 hours per night because of this thread, I'm totally addicted... HELP !:D

 

Chris and Christina... it sounds good but sorry Chris doesn't belong to you ;)

I really want to know what he's saying into the microphone right here.

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I really want to know what he's saying into the microphone right here.

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that's my bra :stunned:

haha it actually does kinda look like one of mine...

that's my bra[/size] :stunned:

haha it actually does kinda look like one of mine...

 

HA!

i WISH Chris Martin was holding my bra!

:shocked2::stunned:

HA!

i WISH Chris Martin was holding my bra!

:shocked2::stunned:

 

is that from that matt lauer show?

cuz someone definitely threw a thong at one point too. and chris caught it on accident but then dropped it immediately :laugh3:

and said "people are taking their clothes off man"

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