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Post pictures of the gorgeous Chris

This is part 1 of the Post pictures of the gorgeous Chris discussion.

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Ohh now you didnt..you posted this on purpose.....and I luv ya for it :laugh3::laugh3:

 

 

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epic rant:

to those few in this thread, who love to get explicit (in a non very funny way for me, btw)

so asking for a wee bit of more decency implies being a toddler? that's kinda cute:), but you can't be serious, hm? so please stop that strange belittling me, just because i don't like to get confronted with your most intimate daydreaming (as if this was a matter of age anyway? huh? )

your motifs might be ok, and it's none of my business, right?

see, that's the problem, because by openly posting it, you DO make it my business, and you FORCE me to make it my business, not that i asked or forced YOU to do so.

 

i'm solely offended by something like this ( and i thought about it a lot, because i want to be fair, really): i want to lick his tongue, i want to lick his whatever, i want to put his tongue into my mouth or my tongue into his ( you know, i really don't wanna know about those details:lol:) i wanna fuck him on his chair and so on......

and i don't think you are being fair, by ignoring the fact, that i feel physically sick, when i read something like that, though i came here to celebrate this man's gorgeous charisma (...and his sweating issue:)). THIS THREAD IS FOR ALL OF US.

now what? do i have to give up upon this thread now? because you still think i'm just a stupid kill-joy? you are actually killing MY joy, you know.........

^I have to say I agree with Gautama here.

 

I do a lot of lurking in this thread because I admittedly have a gargantuan celebrity crush on Chris Martin. I don't care what you prefer to daydream about but keeping the disgustingness to a minimum is nice -- because there are a lot of people who look through this thread besides yourselves who would prefer it if all of the unescesary explicitness/whatever out of it. I don't care what you think about Chris Martin (and I doubt anyone here really does) but sometimes the pervertedness gets a little out of hand. Chris Martin is a very nice man who is very handsom/cute etc etc but honestly, some people here are bordering on obsessed and it sort of worries me.

 

If it helps, you might want to draw the line by thinking of how Chris would react to what's posted here... a little lighthearted silliness is fine but sometime you guys honestly take it a little too far. I think I (and Gautama and a lot of people who frequent this thread) would appreciate it if whatever naughty thoughts you have are kept to a minimum. This is the "post pictures of Chris" thread -- it's not the "Chris soft-porn" thread or anything -- a lot of people come here just to look at him do his silly dancing or whatever and there is really no need to post about how much you want to make out with him/bite his tongue/fuck him on a piano stool/whatever. He's not a piece of meat, you guys.

 

No offense directed at anybody in particular. Just my two cents.

epic rant:

to those few in this thread, who love to get explicit (in a non very funny way for me, btw)

so asking for a wee bit of more decency implies being a toddler? that's kinda cute:), but you can't be serious, hm? so please stop that strange belittling me, just because i don't like to get confronted with your most intimate daydreaming (as if this was a matter of age anyway? huh?

your motifs might be ok, and it's none of my business, right?

see, that's the problem, because by openly posting it, you DO make it my business, and you FORCE me to make it my business, not that i asked or forced YOU to do so.

 

i'm solely offended by something like this ( and i thought about it a lot, because i want to be fair, really): i want to lick his tongue, i want to lick his whatever, i want to put his tongue into my mouth or my tongue into his ( you know, i really don't wanna know about those details:lol:) i wanna fuck him on his chair and so on......

and i don't think you are being fair, by ignoring the fact, that i feel physically sick, when i read something like that, though i came here to celebrate this man's gorgeous charisma (...and his sweating issue:)). THIS THREAD IS FOR ALL OF US.

now what? do i have to give up upon this thread now? because you still think i'm just a stupid kill-joy? you are actually killing MY joy, you know.........

 

All users of this thread have so far tolerated. The "pervy" fans and the not so "pervy". Why you trying to start a war necessarily?

 

 

*edit* And wow, what for a timing Gautama and noonsun ;)

All users of this thread have so far tolerated. The Pervy fans and the not so pervy. Why you trying to start a war necessarily?

 

*ahemcough* :whistle:

 

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*edit* And wow, what for a timing Gautama and noonsun

 

I know. Amazing, huh?

epic rant:

to those few in this thread, who love to get explicit (in a non very funny way for me, btw)

so asking for a wee bit of more decency implies being a toddler? that's kinda cute:), but you can't be serious, hm? so please stop that strange belittling me, just because i don't like to get confronted with your most intimate daydreaming (as if this was a matter of age anyway? huh?

your motifs might be ok, and it's none of my business, right?

see, that's the problem, because by openly posting it, you DO make it my business, and you FORCE me to make it my business, not that i asked or forced YOU to do so.

 

i'm solely offended by something like this ( and i thought about it a lot, because i want to be fair, really): i want to lick his tongue, i want to lick his whatever, i want to put his tongue into my mouth or my tongue into his ( you know, i really don't wanna know about those details:lol:) i wanna fuck him on his chair and so on......

and i don't think you are being fair, by ignoring the fact, that i feel physically sick, when i read something like that, though i came here to celebrate this man's gorgeous charisma (...and his sweating issue:)). THIS THREAD IS FOR ALL OF US.

now what? do i have to give up upon this thread now? because you still think i'm just a stupid kill-joy? you are actually killing MY joy, you know.........

 

omg here we go again......if you have such a big problem then go start a pg13 Chris Maritn appreciation thread where you can discuss the buttons on his jacket and colour of his shoes..................:laugh3:

 

I am free to post what i like and will................

People start new threads every day

 

^I have to say I agree with Gautama here.

 

I do a lot of lurking in this thread because I admittedly have a gargantuan celebrity crush on Chris Martin. I don't care what you prefer to daydream about but keeping the disgustingness to a minimum is nice -- because there are a lot of people who look through this thread besides yourselves who would prefer it if all of the unescesary explicitness/whatever out of it. I don't care what you think about Chris Martin (and I doubt anyone here really does) but sometimes the pervertedness gets a little out of hand. Chris Martin is a very nice man who is very handsom/cute etc etc but honestly, some people here are bordering on obsessed and it sort of worries me.

 

If it helps, you might want to draw the line by thinking of how Chris would react to what's posted here... a little lighthearted silliness is fine but sometime you guys honestly take it a little too far. I think I (and Gautama and a lot of people who frequent this thread) would appreciate it if whatever naughty thoughts you have are kept to a minimum. This is the "post pictures of Chris" thread -- it's not the "Chris soft-porn" thread or anything -- a lot of people come here just to look at him do his silly dancing or whatever and there is really no need to post about how much you want to make out with him/bite his tongue/fuck him on a piano stool/whatever. He's not a piece of meat, you guys.

 

No offense directed at anybody in particular. Just my two cents.

 

 

 

 

alright. my two cents:

 

i wholeheartedly agree with some of the points you guys bring up. i know that i've been a part of this before, probably not as much as some people, but trust me, it goes through my mind too ;). reading these last couple posts, i realized that talking like this and making these thoughts public is not only immature, but disrespectful. again, let me stress the fact that i have taken part in this before. at the moment i'm just thinking that for such an amazing, talented, (i could go on forever) etc. man that we all care about and love, i don't think this is the right way to be expressing our feelings :\. of course chris could take a joke, but we're going overboard :confused:. lets just remember what chris said.. "we have the best fucking fans in the world". he's referred to us as intelligent and overall just great people, and maybe this isn't right.

 

 

obviously, this is a picture thread. and the pictures are really great. so definitely keep them coming and keep the conversations active! ;) i just think we should try being a little more respectful of this public thread, especially if there are people (guatama, for example) that have problems with our conversations when they just want some pics :\

 

 

please, don't attack anyone for putting out their honest opinion, myself included. just really think about it :\

disrespectful.

 

Exactly the right word. Thank you very much.

ohh welll

if Chris thought that he would have such preteen fans that why would he cuss at his concerts or furthermore take his shirt off in public............ look you are entitled to your opinion and I mine...........whateva

All users of this thread have so far tolerated. The "pervy" fans and the not so "pervy". Why you trying to start a war necessarily?

 

woahwoahwoahwoah noo war please :uhoh: :bigcry: i really really hope there won't be a fight here. i would want absolutely nothing to do with being on bad terms with anyone here. no fight please people :)

did anyone say Chrissypics

 

Annisky these are for you

 

Hottt

 

 

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tongue....................yummy

 

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I'm not a preteen. I don't think the knowledge of having preteen fans would stop Chris from swearing in concerts (not that he even does THAT as much as a lot of artists) and I also don't think having preteen fans would stop him from taking his shirt off when it was hot outside. If it's hot outside, people take their shirts off whether or not there are preteens nearby. :thinking: If he took his PANTS off, that would be something else entirely.

 

I'm not (and I don't think anybody is) trying to infringe on your rights or beat you down or anything. We're just asking you fairly nicely to keep the explicitness down. :shrug:

where's that post? i posted a great post when this happened a while back.

 

don't know if any of you remember it. but i just said that being all pervy and whatever was just for fun. i'm not some horn dog who goes around hooting and hollering at good looking men.

 

well, good looking man is an understatement for chris. :P

 

it's not just his looks though. it's SO much more than that. his personality is even better than his looks. he's so sweet, and funny, and call me crazy but i think i'd get along with him well.

 

and i also said that even if he haid hair down to his ankles and weighed 300 pounds i'd still love him.

 

the looks are just a plus, so i just have a laugh with you guys being pervy. :D:D:D

*ahemcough* :whistle:

 

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I know. Amazing, huh?

 

No, because you should not be your conversation make public ;)

I'm not a preteen. I don't think the knowledge of having preteen fans would stop Chris from swearing in concerts (not that he even does THAT as much as a lot of artists) and I also don't think having preteen fans would stop him from taking his shirt off when it was hot outside. If it's hot outside, people take their shirts off whether or not there are preteens nearby. :thinking: If he took his PANTS off, that would be something else entirely.

 

I'm not (and I don't think anybody is) trying to infringe on your rights or beat you down or anything. We're just asking you fairly nicely to keep the explicitness down

 

 

frankly I'm not even gonna read anymore of it.............tell Chris to stop taking his shirt off or cussing cause that offends some people ohh well that's life !!!!!

 

Tell Chris STOP taking his shirt off then ..........do you read what youre saying before you post it....it sounds DUMB

where's that post? i posted a great post when this happened a while back.

 

don't know if any of you remember it. but i just said that being all pervy and whatever was just for fun. i'm not some horn dog who goes around hooting and hollering at good looking men.

 

well, good looking man is an understatement for chris. :P

 

it's not just his looks though. it's SO much more than that. his personality is even better than his looks. he's so sweet, and funny, and call me crazy but i think i'd get along with him well.

 

and i also said that even if he haid hair down to his ankles and weighed 300 pounds i'd still love him.

 

the looks are just a plus, so i just have a laugh with you guys being pervy. :D:D:D

 

 

 

Christina just ignore it ......its so childish and stupid

where's that post? i posted a great post when this happened a while back.

 

don't know if any of you remember it. but i just said that being all pervy and whatever was just for fun. i'm not some horn dog who goes around hooting and hollering at good looking men.

 

well, good looking man is an understatement for chris. :P

 

it's not just his looks though. it's SO much more than that. his personality is even better than his looks. he's so sweet, and funny, and call me crazy but i think i'd get along with him well.

 

and i also said that even if he haid hair down to his ankles and weighed 300 pounds i'd still love him.

 

the looks are just a plus, so i just have a laugh with you guys being pervy. :D:D:D

 

well of course, i think we all know that we're not just about chrissy's looks :heart:

i agree with the 300 pounds thing :lol:

 

i think it gives us all a laugh sometimes, but i don't think that people should be uncomfortable coming in here. ideally, everyone would have the same comfort zone and limits, but i hope none of us want to make someone feel apprehensive about being here. i think the guys would even get a laugh if they saw the conversations in here, honestly. but disrespect is the key word. ;)

where's that post? i posted a great post when this happened a while back.

 

don't know if any of you remember it. but i just said that being all pervy and whatever was just for fun. i'm not some horn dog who goes around hooting and hollering at good looking men.

 

well, good looking man is an understatement for chris. :P

 

it's not just his looks though. it's SO much more than that. his personality is even better than his looks. he's so sweet, and funny, and call me crazy but i think i'd get along with him well.

 

and i also said that even if he haid hair down to his ankles and weighed 300 pounds i'd still love him.

 

the looks are just a plus, so i just have a laugh with you guys being pervy. :D:D:D

 

 

I agree. It just makes people in general a little uncomfortable, not only me.

 

No, because you should not be your conversation make public ;)

 

I plead sarcasm. I don't mean to make you guys angry, I just agree with Gautama and want to make that known. We have almost completely free speech here and I thought I would also ask you guys to keep some of it down.

 

frankly I'm not even gonna read anymore of it.............tell Chris to stop taking his shirt off or cussing cause that offends some people ohh well that's life !!!!!

 

It doesn't offend me if a guy takes of his shirt. :thinking: Chris is an extremely attractive person and I agree with you on that, (frankly I think he's very sexy without his shirt too :P) but not everybody needs to know your inner feelings about him etc. etc. It's just normal self-control -- if you wouldn't say it in public you might want to think twice before saying it here.

 

I'm not trying to make anybody here angry. I don't want to have to take part in a flame war here or anything, I'm just asking you nicely to change the way you act a little.

you know what I just realised?

these pics are from the EMAs in lisabon in november 2005 and in some of them you can clearly see that chris had already a "M" on his right wrist but it looks self-written...so that means that at this time they already knew it'd be a boy and of course they already knew his name..how cute is that? :blush::blush::heart::heart::heart:

 

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well then i understand 100%.

 

if i make people uncomfortable when i'm just joking around, i do want to know.

 

then i'll try to stop my pervy jokes. :nice::hug:

 

:P!!!

@ illuvcoldplay

darling, i'm just not preteen at all. is that the only thing you have to throw into the discussion?

it has no particular meaning, does it.

so go and do what you want ( cool with me!) sounds self righteous to me though, and i'm def trying not to be self-righteous.

i myself got a seizure of "obsession" a few pages ago, that is not the issue here, it's just the

style.

Girls, you are all right ! Everyone can express his feelings about Chris as he want...

I think that the "pervy" comments are not "seriously pervy", aren't? It's just a joke I think... Chris gonna laught about that I think if he read it :) It's not serious girls so don't fight please !!

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