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Post pictures of the gorgeous Chris

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Chris said in an interview that he 1x took his trousers off on stage. Does anyone have a pic at all?

Chris said in an interview that he 1x took his trousers off on stage. Does anyone have a pic at all?

 

IF YOU HAVE IT, UPLOAD IT! In the name of fangirling, PLEASE :awesome:

That's this old story....

 

 

Coldplay frontman Chris Martin has been caught with his pants around his ankles after his trousers fell down half-way through a gig.

 

The weedy singer was performing in Anaheim, California this week in front of 7,000 people when his low-riding trousers slipped down.

 

However, Martin swiftly rescued the situation by signalling to his pregnant actress wife Gwyneth Paltrow, who was watching from the side of the stage, and making a joke about her pin-up ex-boyfriend.

 

Chris laughed, "You can only really get away with this if you've got an arse as good as Brad Pitt's!"

 

The Yellow star then went on to perform a bizarre impromptu song, singing, "It should never have come to pass that you caught sight of my ass."

 

Speaking after the show an embarrassed Martin hilariously quipped, "I realised I had to make a joke of it. Luckily it went down pretty well - just like my pants!"

 

http://www.gigwise.com/news/13375/Chris-Martin-Caught-With-Pants-Down-By-Gwyneth

 

No pics unfortunately!

^^ WAAAAAAT ?!

 

 

Oh, didn't he say that once his pants fell when he was on stage ? Is that what you're talking about ?

 

I think that's the one. I have to search for it now.

That's this old story....

 

 

Coldplay frontman Chris Martin has been caught with his pants around his ankles after his trousers fell down half-way through a gig.

 

The weedy singer was performing in Anaheim, California this week in front of 7,000 people when his low-riding trousers slipped down.

 

However, Martin swiftly rescued the situation by signalling to his pregnant actress wife Gwyneth Paltrow, who was watching from the side of the stage, and making a joke about her pin-up ex-boyfriend.

 

Chris laughed, "You can only really get away with this if you've got an arse as good as Brad Pitt's!"

 

The Yellow star then went on to perform a bizarre impromptu song, singing, "It should never have come to pass that you caught sight of my ass."

 

Speaking after the show an embarrassed Martin hilariously quipped, "I realised I had to make a joke of it. Luckily it went down pretty well - just like my pants!"

 

http://www.gigwise.com/news/13375/Chris-Martin-Caught-With-Pants-Down-By-Gwyneth

 

No pics unfortunately!

 

That's it! Thx Sharon. But how in the world did no one snap a pic???????

hhahah those captions are awesome :awesome:

 

if one day chris left the music industry, he should work as a voice actor for a documentary !!!

his voice is very very calming :o

 

I think he had enough clown and actor in the music industry. just need to be himself Chris .

Ooh Pic spam... gets happy..

 

I just spent three hours putting up a new shower rail in my bathroom... all on my own.. give me a cheer. LOL.. it's worked anyway and I haven't damaged myself, or the bathroom, yay! LOL..

 

I am very tired now though, so I am going to sit back and wait for Eli's pic spam... :)

 

Well Done you :thumbsup:

 

I spent yesterday, well part of it, doing the 10k Race for Life :smug:

For our overseas friends this is for Cancer Research and is run, or in my case walked :laugh3: by ladies dressed mainly in pink!!

This is my 5th one and I do it for my friend who sadly died from this horrible disease.

So today Im resting up and treating my eyes, so as Im a twit who cant post pics, any nice ones would be gratefully received ;)

I'm sorry about your friend! But I think it's beautiful that you participate in this event :)

 

I'm a twit who CAN post pics, so here we go :lol:

 

 

 

Fashion model Chris

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Beautiful Chris

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'What? Did someone call my name? No? Okay..' Chris

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Sneaky little bastards Chris & Jonny :sneaky:

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Singing Chris

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Terribly failing to hide himself Chris

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'There goes the last piece of cake...' Chris

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'I woke up and my hair was like POOF!' Chris

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Moustachy Chris

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:blank:

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Lovely Chris

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This man caused me to double-check EVERY man in a hoodie that passes me :lol:

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Epic Chris being epic.

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:sneaky:

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Not sure what he's doing here? But he's cute anyways :wacky:

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Overjoyed Chris

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Random Chris

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Pretty boy Chris

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Calling Chris

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Crazy beautiful Chris

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And last but not least, a fairly hypnotizing pic :wideeyed:

 

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Aww Karen! I keep thinking I should do that.. for my Mum, but have never got around to doing it yet! But well done for going and doing it! A great achievement! five.gif

 

I don't think you're a twit LOL.. Just never been shown how to do it...

 

I'll email you some instructions if you would like?

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let me try this :D

trying to sneeze chris

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:lol:

drunkc.jpg:dazzled: :dazzled:

 

let me try this :D

trying to sneeze chris

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:lol:

 

 

 

:nod:

^It is! :nod::lol::lol::lol:

 

 

At first I read: "it's also one of those faces you make to get babies" :|

 

HAHAHAHAHAHA :laugh3:

Such a strange image in my head right now :laugh3::laugh3:

What are you trying to tell me??

 

;)

 

Umm.... I kind of have a 'thing' I'm going to on June 2nd.. ya know? :P

 

HAHAHAHAHAHA :laugh3:

Such a strange image in my head right now :laugh3::laugh3:

 

Hahahaaaa!

PUBLIC NOTICE

 

Has ANYONE seen Angela (Wintergreen) Lately? She is missing.. I really hope she is OK... She doesn't seem to have been online for WEEKS..

 

Bit worried about her to be honest. Hope it's JUST Computer issues, but it's been ages now..

 

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