https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_rzy15nYpI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_rzy15nYpI

LMAO Chris is so blown away he doesn't understand human language for a moment there :lol:

 

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'...I hear Jerusalem bells a-ringing. Roman cavalry choirs are singing.' A sweet little snap! #ChrisMartin

 

OMG how come I've never seen that before...

*tries to breathe normally*

*scrolls down*

 

peggysirota#ChrisMartin doesn't even need to open his mouth and he is simply FAB ⚡️as you can see!

 

Ok I'm dead bye

Dancing on Magic

 

Dancing on Magic

 

Sassy

Dancing on Magic

 

now imagine a pole behind his back :awesome:

now imagine a pole behind his back :awesome:

 

Why did you put that thought into my head... :bomb:

Why did you put that thought into my head... :bomb:

Because

 

 

I can :charming:

suffering for the art :lol:

 

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Because

 

 

I can :charming:

 

That gif :laugh4:

 

suffering for the art :lol:

 

 

 

poor Chris, look at his arm :shocked3:

poor Chris, look at his arm :shocked3:

Well shit happens if you run around like a lunatic on an uneven stage :shrug:

Well shit happens if you run around like a lunatic on an uneven stage :shrug:

on stage, chris is like a kid high on sugar for the first time!

Well shit happens if you run around like a lunatic on an uneven stage :shrug:

 

True! Still, he's lucky it doesn't happen more often since he's ALWAYS running around like crazy...

 

 

 

Must be the lucky shoes :lol:

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on stage, chris is like a kid high on sugar for the first time!

*thinks up a visualisation of the insides of Chris Martin's mind*

 

 

yeah... I think that's not too far off :wacko:

 

Must be the lucky shoes :lol:

 

jfc my eYES :freak:

on stage, chris is like a kid high on sugar for the first time!

 

He just drinks a cup of 100% sugar every time and then he just feels like he can punch an elephant :rolleyes:

Well shit happens if you run around like a lunatic on an uneven stage :shrug:

He'd better watch out, I don't want to see the European tour leg being cancelled. [emoji53]

 

Remember one Mr. Dave Grohl - Foo Fighters - dive of stage - broken leg...

Well shit happens if you run around like a lunatic on an uneven stage :shrug:

 

 

 

Ouch.. I see blood.. Gotta love his attitude though! Takes his boo-boos like a man...

Chris, you are bleeding!

 

I, for one, thank God that all he does is run around, cause I'm still not over that insane jump from the balcony !! That was the worst! It's been 10 years, and it's still a nightmare to remember that..

I'm still not over that insane jump from the balcony !!

Where can I see this?

 

Edit: Oh, is it this one?

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=id=RIErxzjENFM;m=34;s=26

 

Edit: Oh, is it this one?

 

 

Yup, that it! Chris thinking he's a cat.. :(

 

This is better: Heart!Chris

 

This is the "I don't give a crap how I dance!" Tour :laugh4:

 

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This is the "I don't give a crap how I dance!" Tour :laugh4:

 

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I like his moves, honestly lol :wacko:

Where can I see this?

 

Edit: Oh, is it this one?

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=id=RIErxzjENFM;m=34;s=26

I've never seen this before! It's kind of scary though luckily chris didn't get hurt...

 

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Because

 

 

I can :charming:

Oh this Jared so sassy.