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Post pictures of the gorgeous Chris

This is part 1 of the Post pictures of the gorgeous Chris discussion.

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I believe they have better things to do than browse in this forum. They probably checked it out once like 10 years ago and then never again.

 

Phil looks on here obv but maybe so for the rest of the band :p I think Will is the most likely to browse

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thanks for the nice pictures , they certainly go well with my cup of tea break!

Don't we all ??

 

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I meant separated album for these weird ones :D

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That guy behind Chris is probably his bodyguard?

Why the headphones, protection against screaming fangirls? :D

Look, it's none of my business, but to me it is shocking to see which path of infantile ans immature humor this thread has gone down again. I could provocatively ask, does nobody have any common decency/respect for Chris Martin left to view him like that ? I know I have said that before, but I think it is inappropriate for a fandom to post/discuss such things. You talk about the band possibly finding this, but imagine for a second Apple or Moses reading this stuff - even worse.

 

I don't wanna offend anyone, and I know it's not my thread and like I said none of my business, but I just wanna give a thought-provoking impulse to everybody here to maybe reflect a little bit more on these things before posting them. After all it represents Coldplay fandom to a certain extent and I don't think this is the image that Coldplay fandom wants to be seen as, or is it ?

Look, it's none of my business, but to me it is shocking to see which path of infantile ans immature humor this thread has gone down again. I could provocatively ask, does nobody have any common decency/respect for Chris Martin left to view him like that ? I know I have said that before, but I think it is inappropriate for a fandom to post/discuss such things. You talk about the band possibly finding this, but imagine for a second Apple or Moses reading this stuff - even worse.

 

I don't wanna offend anyone, and I know it's not my thread and like I said none of my business, but I just wanna give a thought-provoking impulse to everybody here to maybe reflect a little bit more on these things before posting them. After all it represents Coldplay fandom to a certain extent and I don't think this is the image that Coldplay fandom wants to be seen as, or is it ?

I agree. :nod:

let's just calm down. i am not comfortable with everything that is posted here (or the much worse, weirder stuff out there in the web by coldplay fans that are really shocking) but we are just having a laugh :) let's just chill.

 

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edit: BUT if a lot of people find certain posts offensive or uncomfortable, please share your thoughts (either privately or publicly). we don't want anyone to feel marginalized or offended here :) it goes both ways.

Look, it's none of my business, but to me it is shocking to see which path of infantile ans immature humor this thread has gone down again. I could provocatively ask, does nobody have any common decency/respect for Chris Martin left to view him like that ? I know I have said that before, but I think it is inappropriate for a fandom to post/discuss such things. You talk about the band possibly finding this, but imagine for a second Apple or Moses reading this stuff - even worse.

 

I don't wanna offend anyone, and I know it's not my thread and like I said none of my business, but I just wanna give a thought-provoking impulse to everybody here to maybe reflect a little bit more on these things before posting them. After all it represents Coldplay fandom to a certain extent and I don't think this is the image that Coldplay fandom wants to be seen as, or is it ?

 

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this thread is named Post pictures of the gorgeous Chris, the 8th post back from 2002 of this thread states the following:

Yes, but it's Chwissy Wissys belly button.....therefore it is yummy!!! :roll:

this thread's fundament is made of Chris Martin's body appreciation. You can't just go in here and point your evil morally correct finger at us and say how awful we are. It's as if you're going on a pornsite and tell people they're horrible for looking at dicks :sad:

 

I understand your issue though, of course it's super awkward looking at people that way as if they were a fine piece of meat, but hell, it's human nature to appreciate beautiful things, especially if you find like minded people that share you're opinion.

And trust me, Apple and Moses certainly know about the things that come with being children of celebrities. They know what the internet is and they know how creepy people can be (let me just say how eternally greatful I am that there is no rule 34 Coldplay out there yet).

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this thread is named Post pictures of the gorgeous Chris, the 8th post back from 2002 of this thread states the following:

 

this thread's fundament is made of Chris Martin's body appreciation. You can't just go in here and point your evil morally correct finger at us and say how awful we are. It's as if you're going on a pornsite and tell people they're horrible for looking at dicks :sad:

 

I understand your issue though, of course it's super awkward looking at people that way as if they were a fine piece of meat, but hell, it's human nature to appreciate beautiful things, especially if you find like minded people that share you're opinion.

And trust me, Apple and Moses certainly know about the things that come with being children of celebrities. They know what the internet is and they know how creepy people can be (let me just say how eternally greatful I am that there is no rule 34 Coldplay out there yet).

 

I have nothing against looking at normal pictures of Chris or other people, in fact, I have a picture of Chris singing as my own avatar here. All I argued against is the abundance of naked photos/photos trying to highlight private body parts and the discussion about these very things. And yes, these discussions do reflect back on the Coldplaying community to a certain extent, so I would argue that your point of visiting a porn site and then complaining about it's content not valid here.

It is more as if you find a porn site as part of another site you are a member of and then arguing that you don't condone it, which I hereby did.

(let me just say how eternally greatful I am that there is no rule 34 Coldplay out there yet).
Rule 34:NO EXCEPTIONS

I have a bad feeling that there was. Probably in the deep webs

LET IT REMAIN LOCKED UP IN THE DAMNED CREVICES OF THE INTERNET

*shudders*

I have nothing against looking at normal pictures of Chris or other people, in fact, I have a picture of Chris singing as my own avatar here. All I argued against is the abundance of naked photos/photos trying to highlight private body parts and the discussion about these very things. And yes, these discussions do reflect back on the Coldplaying community to a certain extent, so I would argue that your point of visiting a porn site and then complaining about it's content not valid here.

It is more as if you find a porn site as part of another site you are a member of and then arguing that you don't condone it, which I hereby did.

If you feel comfortable judging the entire Coldplaying community by seeing posts about certain body parts posted by 5 members in one thread, go ahead and do that.

But if people wanna talk about dicks, let them. They've been doing that since this forum has been up. Of course it's condemnable, of course no one would ever go to Chris in real life and tell him "dude I like ur dick", and it's obviously disrespectful to talk about it. But man, just like, chill. It's stupid, but nobody is getting insulted, it's just a very primitive form of approval.

Rule 34:NO EXCEPTIONS

I have a bad feeling that there was. Probably in the deep webs

LET IT REMAIN LOCKED UP IN THE DAMNED CREVICES OF THE INTERNET

*shudders*

shitshitshit now I really wanna check and see :worried:

 

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... uhhh

 

 

 

huhhmmm okay I think I'm gonna...

 

 

yeah

 

*retreats quietly*

 

 

If you feel comfortable judging the entire Coldplaying community by seeing posts about certain body parts posted by 5 members in one thread, go ahead and do that.

 

Hey, I did not judge. I was implying others might judge about the Coldplaying community that way.

But I have already voiced my personal concern, so I guess that's all I wanted to do and so I'm out of that now. Indeed I can't do anything about the fact that other people like to talk about this stuff.

let's just calm down. i am not comfortable with everything that is posted here (or the much worse, weirder stuff out there in the web by coldplay fans that are really shocking) but we are just having a laugh :) let's just chill.

 

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edit: BUT if a lot of people find certain posts offensive or uncomfortable, please share your thoughts (either privately or publicly). we don't want anyone to feel marginalized or offended here :) it goes both ways.

 

I said earlier I had high hopes for this thread.:( :D ;)

edit: BUT if a lot of people find certain posts offensive or uncomfortable, please share your thoughts (either privately or publicly). we don't want anyone to feel marginalized or offended here :) it goes both ways.

 

Just my 2 cents:

I really don't mind to see a picture like that once in a while, but when I opened this post on a wide computer screen (while having a lunchbreak at work) it was a bit "confronting". :D

 

I really can see both points of view here.

But if people want to post a load of those kind of pictures, it might be a good idea to put them in a SPOILER. You never know who is reading this and the title of the thread isn’t very descriptive of the content it could contain. :D

 

Or, since Chris is the most pictured Coldplay member, we could make a separate thread to post "more common" pictures of him and keep this one for the admirers of those kind of stuff.

I'm off too...it's not that I judge anyone or anything, but it's a little bit too much for my personal taste, that's all :)

I think Chris would be very happy to have people admiring his body. It's a massive compliment to him. All the pics posted are either available through a google search or have already been posted previously on this thread. It's not as if we are posting pics of him stark naked......[ATTACH=full]4480[/ATTACH]

Everyone has great points here, but I just want to say that we definitely should make use of spoilers for all the "unorthodox" content.

[spoiler=Sarcasm Below]

This should also be done for the sake of:

1. The girls who like every part of a man's body except the "provocative" parts, and

2. The guys who want to remain heterosexual after viewing this thread.

:happy2:

 

 

Everyone has great points here, but I just want to say that we definitely should make use of spoilers for all the "unorthodox" content.

[spoiler=Sarcasm Below]

This should also be done for the sake of:

1. The girls who like every part of a man's body except the "provocative" parts, and

2. The guys who want to remain heterosexual after viewing this thread.

:happy2:

 

well done! :clap:

 

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Everyone has great points here, but I just want to say that we definitely should make use of spoilers for all the "unorthodox" content.

[spoiler=Sarcasm Below]

This should also be done for the sake of:

1. The girls who like every part of a man's body except the "provocative" parts, and

2. The guys who want to remain heterosexual after viewing this thread.

:happy2:

 

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I wonder what people are looking for anyway besides pictures of Chris in here lmao

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I wonder what people are looking for anyway besides pictures of Chris in here lmao

 

I want the Spanish Inquisition

 

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Just kidding.. Chris !.. lots of Chris.. all of Chris...

 

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