Strawberry margarita please? :)

can i have a lollipop? :D

*takes hot towels and line them everywhere in the cafe, expecting people to think theyve entered a spa.* :P

Sir' date=' I´m gonna ask you to leave the bar ! you´re disturbing the clients[/quote']

 

Wow I think shes trying to get home with me :D

 

Dont think of me as a 'client' baby, just call me the Bananatrain. Oooooh jeeeah...

 

CHOOO CHOOO

I don´t want to go home with you sir. Here´s your milk, now please go ! :angry:

*takes a hot towel and wonders what to do with it*

 

*shrugs and wipes chocolate off my face with it*

:lol: :lol: :lol:

anything I can do for you miss ?

I wouldn't mine a cappucino :idea2:

It´s on the way :)

 

anything else to go with that cappuccino ?

HOLY CRAP! Someone has actually found a purpose for the hot towel!

 

Now what am I supposed to do with my life? :/ :o

It´s on the way :)

 

anything else to go with that cappuccino ?

 

No thanks!!! :D

*walks in sits down*

*pulls out red bull*

*read "the life of andy warhol" amidst the akward scene*

HOLY CRAP! Someone has actually found a purpose for the hot towel!

 

Now what am I supposed to do with my life? :/ :o

 

here´s a hot cappuccino.. it will help you think about life

*raises an eyebrow to the people around*

*Sits solemnly, looking at cup of coffee, depressed, watching as the milk stirs into the dark liquid*

 

How, how can I go on...

 

*Stirs milk and coffee using little plastic stick with a funny end, and after stirring, becomes confused and distressed, begins to wonder what the hell hes supposed to do with this little piece of plastic stick*

 

OK Im confused and distressed, what the hell am I supposed to do with this little piece of plastic?

 

*Sparks up* :idea2:

 

EUREKA!

 

*Jumps out of seat and starts randomly handing out the little stirrers, making people confused and distressed, wondering what the hell theyre supposed to do with this little piece of plastic*

Can I get you anything miss ?

*enters bar and opens doors*

 

*thinks* "Ohh great! :rolleyes: why can't I be f-ing invisible...? :rolleyes: :dozey: "

 

*sits on an empty table*

*looking around for LiquidSky, thinks: she MUST be invisible* :) hope that helps you feel better! :P

*pulls up a stool*

 

ok who wants a drink? :D

Me I need loads A pint of Stella and a Jug Of Vodka and redbull

okies

 

*orders drinks*

 

fancy a game of cards? :D

No I have finsihed me drink and I need some more. I am not in a fit state to play cards.

what are you having sir ?

More vodka and redbull please, and if you have any a packet of 10 B + H !!

here you go mister :) Anything else ?