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APPLE RELIGION

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ALSO, if it's not allowed for us to talk about Apple, then her PARENTS should be more responsible about PUBLISHING HER PICTURE in PEOPLE MAGAZINE.

How are we out of bounds here? Tell me.

 

Did that happen once?

 

Do share

Chris' pose is similar to Apple's

 

well, I guess stuff like that is weird just because it throws into harsh perspective how much time people have on their hands BESIDES posting on a message board.

well, I guess stuff like that is weird just because it throws into harsh perspective how much time people have on their hands BESIDES posting on a message board.

 

You make me blush and giggle :blush:

Did that happen once?

 

Do share

 

Well, the picture from up there, with Gwyneth and Moses, and Apple and Chris in the background. They sold the photos to People Magazine. There was a big spread. Chris doesn't look too happy, but Gwynnie is just gLoOoOoOwInG.

 

If they expose their children to the public and the media, this sort of thing happens and I don't think we (the public) can be blamed. It's not any worse than tabloid speculation.

I did what you told me, I spammed the hell out of this one thread.

 

Whoop! :dance:

 

keep going you're almost there!

Well, the picture from up there, with Gwyneth and Moses, and Apple and Chris in the background. They sold the photos to People Magazine. There was a big spread. Chris doesn't look too happy, but Gwynnie is just gLoOoOoOwInG.

 

That's... actually a good point.

 

*salutes*

2 more posts!:o

STFU-Chill_Bitch.jpg

 

Because her parents are famous, she is famous. Bruce Paltrow was a famous name in Hollywood, is it any surprise that Gwyneth is too? Sorry, but Apple is always going to be famous as the daughter of beautiful actress Gwyneth Paltrow and successful handsome Coldplay lead-singer Chris Martin with a slightly out of the norm name. You are right - no kid should really have to go through this crap - but it's true. And there ain't anything you can do about it.

 

If Coldplay were a little band people would be wanting pics of Chris' kids anyway. Soooo... not much you can do there. Little humans are cute and that's also the way it is.

 

EDIT - And I agree with thescientist06. If you have problems with this, why is the "I WANNA FUCK CHRIS MARTIN" group no problemo, even if it is playful banter?

 

alright keep posting pictures of this little innocent girl, whatever... I will still always think it's creepy. & by the way, I am extremely grossed out by that group.. Chris Martin is not a piece of meat. ;)

 

^That may be so, but this is a forum dedicated to the band Coldplay, not their children, and a thread dedicated to a five year old girl should not be acceptable under any circumstances in my opinion and one thing we can do is not have it. Maybe she will be famous because of her parents throughout her life, but right now talk about her and pictures of her shouldn't be circulated, at least until she can decide for herself whether she wants to be an actress/singer or a lawyer.

yes! thank you, I completely agree.

 

Also, how did it happen that out of nowhere, people started coming here and condemning this thread? I'm hardly a regular contributer and I'm just a little taken aback.

 

someone bumped it, I saw it for the first time, and realized how twisted it was so I decided to speak my mind. god forbid right?

Eh, don't want to get involved, but I'll just say I agree with Lauren ;) Although it looks like this thread was started with good intentions, now it's rather inappropriate.

Well, cold_love23, let me just say, Coldplaying does not bend over for a few people complaining about a supposedly inappropriate thread that has been going on for 125 pages. You're not going to get anywhere, and if you were REALLY serious about it being inappropriate, you'd report it. But instead you've complained and whined and looked a bit ridiculous for doing so. So be it.

 

And innocent little girl? Go stick your head in a toilet for trying to be holier-than-thou.

I think it's a bit much to call this thread "twisted". Like, what is going on in here that is so twisted?

Oh my God people chill out!! This isn't an actual religion nor are we worshiping Apple! We just need a place to post comments on such a cute little angel every once in a while :P

 

 

I do call for a thread name change though.

I like the name "Apple Religion." To me, it's very tongue in cheek. If I had named it, it would've been ironic. I can't speak for the OP, obviously. But, I don't take it too seriously. And neither should anyone else. This is a message board for Christ's sake.

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the pre-thread was: apple babysiters. :thinking: but i don't know why it went on longer that the pre-thread.

 

the intentions weren't bad at first... i've said what i think and i think both parts are right, those who say is not good now and those who think is not bad that thread.

 

so if you all really want this thread to be changed the title or to be closed, do tell some mod, cause i can't close it, just i can change the title.

 

 

anyways the discussion comes now because most recent posters don't know in which context this thread was opened.

 

coldplay-member religion (titles) were the usual titles back then, now the survivers of that era are the: post pics of chris and this kind of title-thread.

 

and btw for those who want those threads to be closed, there's a moses religion (or thread about the lil kid) somewhere.

How the hell does this thread possibly have BAD INTENTIONS? Gwyneth likes showing the kids off, quite clearly, so how can you jump up and down and scream and point the blame on US for having such a thread?

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MIA: "Go pick on Apple"

 

Not really newsworthy, I just find it funny.

 

http://omg.yahoo.com/blogs/goddess/m-i-a-my-baby-is-not-called-ickitt/191?nc

 

M.I.A.: 'My Baby Is Not Called Ickitt'

posted by Rebecca Detken - Fri Mar 6 2009, 4:03 AM PST

 

celebs: M.I.A.

topics: Kids

 

A very pregnant M.I.A. performed at the Grammys on her due date!

John Shearer/WireImage.com M.I.A. gave birth to a baby boy on February 11, just a few days after she performed "Swagga Like Us" with Jay-Z, Lil Wayne, T.I., and Kanye West at the Grammys. Although Latina.com reported that the "Paper Planes" singer had named her son Ickitt -- a story that many media outlets including omg.yahoo.com had picked up -- the rapper writes on her MySpace blog that her "baby is not called Ickitt, Pickit, or Lickit. Thank you very much to all the Hollywood press. He's a baby, he don't need press." Whew! That name sounded, well, simply icky.

 

"I didn't release the baby name because I didn't think it was news," she continues. "But I will be back with something newsworthy soon. Till then, go pick on Apple, Satchel, and Moon Unit."

 

Shall we?

 

 

:laugh3:

oh thank god that she didn't name her baby Ickitt! when I read that, I was thinking how unfortunate it would be to go through life with a name like that. :sick:

wait, i saw a thing on yahoo news today that said it is ickett...that article made fun of apples name too...... maybe this article is more recent? but really, when will people get over the name apple? i cant even begin to comprehend how people can compare it to moon unit or audio science and jermajesty and the likes. seriously, it's NOT that weird.

wait, i saw a thing on yahoo news today that said it is ickett...that article made fun of apples name too...... maybe this article is more recent? but really, when will people get over the name apple? i cant even begin to comprehend how people can compare it to moon unit or audio science and jermajesty and the likes. seriously, it's NOT that weird.

 

yeah i agree, i think apple is a nice name really, at least its not boring and common!

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