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En algunos foros se comenta con jocosidad el nombre de la recién nacida, sin pensar cuántas personas tienen el nombre de una flor como "Jacinto", "Narciso", "Margarita" o "Rosa" por citar sólo unos pocos.

Se ruega en este foro no maltratar el nombre de Apple, todos los nombres son dignos. Esta es la primera regla de esta religion a Apple.

Unios.

 

In some forums the name of new born comments with humorous, without thinking how many people have the name of a flower like Jacinth, Narcissus, Daisy or Rose to mention

just a few.

It is requested in this forum not to mistreat the name of Apple, all the names are worthy. This is the first rule on this Apple religion.

Join it.

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look what I founded....is so funny!!!!!!!

 

Chris: (eating an apple) "What should we call her?"

Gwyneth: (looks around the room) "I dunno... shoe?"

Chris: (looks around as well) "How abooooouut..... Wallpaper?"

Gwyneth: "Now who calls a baby girl Wallpaper??"

Chris: "You're right. It's silly. Hey, I got one. How about Make Trade Fair?

MakeTradeFair Martin?"

Gwyneth: "Now you're overdoing it Chris"

Chris: "How about Banana"

Gwyneth: "Or Orange"

Chris: (chokes in apple with laughter) "Jesus Christ... Orange? I'm choking in my apple here!"

Gwyneth: "What did you just say?"

Chris: "I'm not calling the girl Jesus Christ, Gwynnie..."

Gwyneth: "No, AFTER that"

Chris: "Choke?"

Gwyneth: "Apple!"

Chris: "Apple?"

Gwyneth: Apple, Chris!"

Chris: (long silence)

Gwyneth: "Well?"

Chris: "Ehm... Apple of my Eye. That makes sense"

Gwyneth: "So what do you think?"

Chris: (smiling) "Let's do it. Let's call our baby girl Apple. How original"

Gwyneth: "I love you Chris""

Chris: "Wait, let me finish my apple first"

 

5 Minutes later

 

Chris: "I love you Gwyneth"

Apple: (in the background) "@#&*!!"

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look what I founded....is so funny!!!!!!!

 

Chris: (eating an apple) "What should we call her?"

Gwyneth: (looks around the room) "I dunno... shoe?"

Chris: (looks around as well) "How abooooouut..... Wallpaper?"

Gwyneth: "Now who calls a baby girl Wallpaper??"

Chris: "You're right. It's silly. Hey, I got one. How about Make Trade Fair?

MakeTradeFair Martin?"

Gwyneth: "Now you're overdoing it Chris"

Chris: "How about Banana"

Gwyneth: "Or Orange"

Chris: (chokes in apple with laughter) "Jesus Christ... Orange? I'm choking in my apple here!"

Gwyneth: "What did you just say?"

Chris: "I'm not calling the girl Jesus Christ, Gwynnie..."

Gwyneth: "No, AFTER that"

Chris: "Choke?"

Gwyneth: "Apple!"

Chris: "Apple?"

Gwyneth: Apple, Chris!"

Chris: (long silence)

Gwyneth: "Well?"

Chris: "Ehm... Apple of my Eye. That makes sense"

Gwyneth: "So what do you think?"

Chris: (smiling) "Let's do it. Let's call our baby girl Apple. How original"

Gwyneth: "I love you Chris""

Chris: "Wait, let me finish my apple first"

 

5 Minutes later

 

Chris: "I love you Gwyneth"

Apple: (in the background) "@#&*!!"

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: that was the best!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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look what I founded....is so funny!!!!!!!

 

Chris: (eating an apple) "What should we call her?"

Gwyneth: (looks around the room) "I dunno... shoe?"

Chris: (looks around as well) "How abooooouut..... Wallpaper?"

Gwyneth: "Now who calls a baby girl Wallpaper??"

Chris: "You're right. It's silly. Hey, I got one. How about Make Trade Fair?

MakeTradeFair Martin?"

Gwyneth: "Now you're overdoing it Chris"

Chris: "How about Banana"

Gwyneth: "Or Orange"

Chris: (chokes in apple with laughter) "Jesus Christ... Orange? I'm choking in my apple here!"

Gwyneth: "What did you just say?"

Chris: "I'm not calling the girl Jesus Christ, Gwynnie..."

Gwyneth: "No, AFTER that"

Chris: "Choke?"

Gwyneth: "Apple!"

Chris: "Apple?"

Gwyneth: Apple, Chris!"

Chris: (long silence)

Gwyneth: "Well?"

Chris: "Ehm... Apple of my Eye. That makes sense"

Gwyneth: "So what do you think?"

Chris: (smiling) "Let's do it. Let's call our baby girl Apple. How original"

Gwyneth: "I love you Chris""

Chris: "Wait, let me finish my apple first"

 

5 Minutes later

 

Chris: "I love you Gwyneth"

Apple: (in the background) "@#&*!!"

 

Funny chatting hehehe

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Una curiosa teoria del porqué del nombre de Apple (la encontré por internet).

 

Apple originalmente es el nombre de la discografica que crearon los beatles,

de hecho Apple Inc, le presto el nombre a Apple Computers, aunque han tenido varias disputas, pero el dueño legal del nombre es Apple Inc

 

Y encontrada en Clarín

"El insólito nombre de la hija de Gwyneth Paltrow. Cuando la actriz norteamericana, residente en Londres, dio una conferencia de prensa después del nacimiento de su bebé, dejó a todos los presentes boquiabiertos al revelar el nombre que había elegido para su primogénita: Apple (o sea, Manzana). El papá de la criatura, Chris Martin, líder del grupo Coldplay, tampoco pudo explicar el por qué de semejante elección. El diario británico The Daily Telegraph, entonces, ofrece algunas sugerencias: las manzanas (junto con otras frutas) conforman el 5% de la dieta macrobiótica que siguen la mamá y el papá; al grupo de Martin le fue muy bien con la tienda de música online iTunes de Apple; Paltrow tomó clases de cocina en Nueva York (la gran manzana) para prepararse para su vida de casada; los nombres de frutas están de moda; la manzana es un símbolo de renovación para quienes celebran el Rosh Hashana; o, simplemente, porque a Gwyn y a Chris les gustan las manzanas."

 

http://www.clarin.com/diario/2004/05/19/conexiones/t-761782.htm

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I´ll translate previous post.

Apple originally is the name of the record company that created beatles, in fact Inc. Apple, quick him the name to Apple Computers, although they have had several disputes, but the legal owner of the name is Inc. Apple And found in Clarin "The unusual name of the daughter of Gwyneth Paltrow. When the North American, resident actress in London, gave a press conference after the birth of her baby, she left to all the agape presents when revealing the name that had chosen for its first-born: Apple (that is, Apple). The daddy of the creature, Chris Martin, leader of the Coldplay group, could not either explain why of similar election. The British newspaper The Daily Telegraph, then, offers some suggestions: the apples (along with other fruits) conform 5% of the macrobiotic diet that follows the mother and the daddy; to the group of Martin he was to him with the music store online iTunes of Apple very well; Paltrow took classes from kitchen in New York (the great apple) to prepare itself as a married person for its life; the names of fruits are fashionable; the apple is a renovation symbol for those who celebrates the Rosh Hashana; or, simply, because to Gwyn and Chris they like apples."

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Una curiosa teoria del porqué del nombre de Apple (la encontré por internet).

 

Apple originalmente es el nombre de la discografica que crearon los beatles,

de hecho Apple Inc, le presto el nombre a Apple Computers, aunque han tenido varias disputas, pero el dueño legal del nombre es Apple Inc

 

Y encontrada en Clarín

"El insólito nombre de la hija de Gwyneth Paltrow. Cuando la actriz norteamericana, residente en Londres, dio una conferencia de prensa después del nacimiento de su bebé, dejó a todos los presentes boquiabiertos al revelar el nombre que había elegido para su primogénita: Apple (o sea, Manzana). El papá de la criatura, Chris Martin, líder del grupo Coldplay, tampoco pudo explicar el por qué de semejante elección. El diario británico The Daily Telegraph, entonces, ofrece algunas sugerencias: las manzanas (junto con otras frutas) conforman el 5% de la dieta macrobiótica que siguen la mamá y el papá; al grupo de Martin le fue muy bien con la tienda de música online iTunes de Apple; Paltrow tomó clases de cocina en Nueva York (la gran manzana) para prepararse para su vida de casada; los nombres de frutas están de moda; la manzana es un símbolo de renovación para quienes celebran el Rosh Hashana; o, simplemente, porque a Gwyn y a Chris les gustan las manzanas."

 

http://www.clarin.com/diario/2004/05/19/conexiones/t-761782.htm

 

 

muuuuuuuuuy buena teoria!!!

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