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Batman

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Everything posted by Batman

  1. isn't that some kind of fanart or something?
  2. I can't even
  3. hOLY FRICK ANOTHER SUPERPLAYER? AAAAAAAAAHHH lET'S BE FWENDS and lmao about the Lebkuchen reference :lol:
  4. It's embarrassing I even spent time on this:
  5. Okay so maybe this is funny to people with my crappy sense of humor (or rather lack of lol) but the first time I listened to Hymn For The Weekend I almost choked to death because, as I am not a native speaker, I understood the following lyric: now I just can’t get enough as now I just can’t get it up and I was like "yO damn this sounds like one depressive weekend aHAHAHAHA" and then I wondered why Chris Martin was singing about his flaccid dick. Well anyways I'm glad I know the official lyrics now. But I still hear it from time to time when I'm not paying attention and even sing it out loud which is only slightly embarrassing now that I think about it.
  6. # This is it. This is my new religion. I shall pray to it three times a day and bring human sacrifices to please the mighty dragon.
  7. SINCE WHEN IS STUFF FREE? I want this O___O
  8. ^ looks like he's high on himself LOL
  9. Good luck to him and the other fans. Hopefully Coldplay will visit them in the future!
  10. I don't know if your isn't "diplomatic" enough for the Coldplay fanatics around these parts. was meant to be sarcastic or not. Was it? Anyways, I think the OP won't come back anyway and we're bitching in an empty thread so to say, so bye~
  11. I dunno what's diplomatic about wishing someone to lose their voice :| We are calm, OP is not.
  12. and wishing Chris Martin to lose his voice. .. I hope one day you wake up without your dignity. Oh wait, you already lost it with your last statement.
  13. I can cry about a lot of stuff but never Coldplay songs. IF they really move me though, I tend to freeze and stare into space :wacko:
  14. It's like your describing how you're gonna paint the Mona Lisa . I suppose I can just be like "...alright? SHOW it otherwise this is all just talk :wacko:"
  15. yeah no problem :wacko: I'm 1,83 m I think, so I suppose Will has the same height or is slightly taller, can't remember lol. And Chris and Jonny are fucking trees man. When they walked past the door of the room I was sitting in I was like dAMN :laugh3:
  16. u made a funny topkek :cheesy:
  17. damn him and his adorableness! :phu:
  18. it was fancy as fuck back in the days :charming:

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