bart Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 We always hear the rules from the female side. Now hear the rules from the male side... These are our rules. Note they're all numbered "1" on purpose; 1) Breasts are for looking at and that's why we do it. Don't try to change that. 1) Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1) Saturday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be... 1) Shopping is NOT a sport and no we're never going to think of it that way. 1) Crying is blackmail. 1) Ask for what you want. Let's be clear on this one. Subtle hints do not work. Strong hints do not work. Just say it!! 1) Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to nearly every question. 1) Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1) A headache that last for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. 1) Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact all comments become null and void after 7 days. 1) If you think you're fat you probably are. Don't ask us. 1) If something we said can be interpreted one of two ways and one of them makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. 1) You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know how to do it best, just do it yourself. 1) Whenever possible please say what you have to say during commercials. 1) Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we. 1) ALL men see in 16 colours, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what Mauve is. 1) If it itches it will be scratched. We do that. 1) If we ask what is wrong and you say nothing, we will act like nothing is wrong. We know you are lying but it's just not worth the hassle. 1) If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. 1) When we have to go somewhere absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really! 1) Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as; Sex, sports or cars. 1) You have enough clothes. 1) You have too many shoes. 1) I am in shape. Round is a shape. Thank you for reading this; Yes I know I have to sleep on the settee tonight, but men really don't mind that. It's like camping. Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh. Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them an education. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eline. Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 Heheh I like this :P So men are really as dumb as I always thought they were.. interesting :wink3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joss Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 Pfft Please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badlydrawngirl Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 So men are really as dumb as I always thought they were.. interesting haha yeah exactly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Justine* Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 The toilet seat rule, I do not agree. My bf knows that he HAS to put it back down. No one wants to see the inside of a toilet when they come into the bathroom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-JaK- Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 I put both seats down, That way we're still putting it down but you still have to put it up All fair then :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Justine* Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 Yah, we do that too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny_t Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 man u are in serious problems if this is ur "take it or leave" offer :lol: :lol: there was once a time when men really ruled if u know wt i mean ;) but now equalness rules more but i had a great laugh so thx alot :D, i love this male female conflicts i especially loved sentence number 1, 1 and oh hmmmm 1 :idea2: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badlydrawngirl Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 The toilet seat rule, I do not agree. My bf knows that he HAS to put it back down. No one wants to see the inside of a toilet when they come into the bathroom eexcellent :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAFE Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 Christopher Columbus! mwwahahahahaha :laugh1: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Justine* Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 man u are in serious problems if this is ur "take it or leave" offer :lol: :lol: there was once a time when men really ruled if u know wt i mean ;) but now equalness rules more but i had a great laugh so thx alot :D, i love this male female conflicts i especially loved sentence number 1, 1 and oh hmmmm 1 :idea2: :lol: :lol: Yah it's more showing respect for one another than ruling in our house. he knows it bugs me, so he doesn't do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheers2u Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 hmmm, i agree with everthing except for rule #1... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matter-Eater Lad Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 Heheh I like this :P So men are really as dumb as I always thought they were.. interesting :wink3: not all lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leaver Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 so cliché :dozey: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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