We always hear the rules from the female side. Now hear the rules from the

male side...

 

These are our rules. Note they're all numbered "1" on purpose;

 

1) Breasts are for looking at and that's why we do it. Don't try to change

 

that.

 

1) Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. We need it up, you

 

need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

 

1) Saturday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the

 

tides. Let it be...

 

1) Shopping is NOT a sport and no we're never going to think of it that way.

 

1) Crying is blackmail.

 

1) Ask for what you want. Let's be clear on this one. Subtle hints do not

 

work. Strong hints do not work. Just say it!!

 

1) Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to nearly every question.

 

1) Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what

 

we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

 

1) A headache that last for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

 

1) Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact all

 

comments become null and void after 7 days.

 

1) If you think you're fat you probably are. Don't ask us.

 

1) If something we said can be interpreted one of two ways and one of them

 

makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

 

1) You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done.

 

Not both. If you already know how to do it best, just do it yourself.

 

1) Whenever possible please say what you have to say during commercials.

 

1) Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

 

1) ALL men see in 16 colours, like Windows default settings. Peach, for

 

example, is a fruit not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea

 

what Mauve is.

 

1) If it itches it will be scratched. We do that.

 

1) If we ask what is wrong and you say nothing, we will act like nothing is

 

wrong. We know you are lying but it's just not worth the hassle.

 

1) If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you

 

don't want to hear.

 

1) When we have to go somewhere absolutely anything you wear is fine.

 

Really!

 

1) Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to

 

discuss such topics as; Sex, sports or cars.

 

1) You have enough clothes.

 

1) You have too many shoes.

 

1) I am in shape. Round is a shape.

 

Thank you for reading this; Yes I know I have to sleep on the settee

 

tonight, but men really don't mind that. It's like camping.

 

Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.

 

Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them an education.

Heheh I like this :P

So men are really as dumb as I always thought they were.. interesting :wink3:

Pfft

Please.

So men are really as dumb as I always thought they were.. interesting

 

haha yeah exactly!

The toilet seat rule, I do not agree. My bf knows that he HAS to put it back down. No one wants to see the inside of a toilet when they come into the bathroom.

I put both seats down, That way we're still putting it down but you still have to put it up

All fair then :P

Yah, we do that too.

man u are in serious problems if this is ur "take it or leave" offer :lol: :lol:

there was once a time when men really ruled if u know wt i mean ;)

but now equalness rules more

 

but i had a great laugh so thx alot :D, i love this male female conflicts

i especially loved sentence number 1, 1 and oh hmmmm 1 :idea2: :lol: :lol:

The toilet seat rule, I do not agree. My bf knows that he HAS to put it back down. No one wants to see the inside of a toilet when they come into the bathroom

 

eexcellent :cool:

Christopher Columbus! mwwahahahahaha :laugh1:

man u are in serious problems if this is ur "take it or leave" offer :lol: :lol:

there was once a time when men really ruled if u know wt i mean ;)

but now equalness rules more

 

but i had a great laugh so thx alot :D, i love this male female conflicts

i especially loved sentence number 1, 1 and oh hmmmm 1 :idea2: :lol: :lol:

 

Yah it's more showing respect for one another than ruling in our house. he knows it bugs me, so he doesn't do it.

hmmm, i agree with everthing except for rule #1...

Heheh I like this :P

So men are really as dumb as I always thought they were.. interesting :wink3:

 

not all lol.

so cliché :dozey: