brazzo Posted December 25, 2006 Share Posted December 25, 2006 this thread is so so so funny:laugh3: and i just found this for the first time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anna111 Posted December 25, 2006 Share Posted December 25, 2006 :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3: PS. 2000th post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anna111 Posted December 25, 2006 Share Posted December 25, 2006 Another caption for this could be.. "You do not want to know what Chris Martin has just been asked to sign." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fudge Posted December 25, 2006 Share Posted December 25, 2006 AWWWWWWW! I miss this thread!!!!!! thanks for bumping! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anna111 Posted December 25, 2006 Share Posted December 25, 2006 Chris: Ewww!!! Who farted??? Will: I'm sorry Chris, it must have been the beans!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anna111 Posted December 26, 2006 Share Posted December 26, 2006 *bump* I like this thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bell jar Posted December 27, 2006 Share Posted December 27, 2006 LMAO! just read all 44 pages of this thread and it is quality. i don't believe this picture even needs a caption, but i'll do it anyway. Guy: ...This much bigger than yours. Chris: Shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rayman Posted December 27, 2006 Share Posted December 27, 2006 i'll be less obvious... "And Reily was, this drunk!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texasluvsjonny Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Chris: Found this thread on page 69 Jonny: 69 *giggle* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bebop28 Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Oh my fucking god, I just nearly wet myself, these captions are some of the funniest things I've seen in ages!! Good work everyone :laugh3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bebop28 Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 The Coldplay Documentary: Scene #142 OUTSIDE THE TOILET. *In hushed tone of voice used by wildlife shows especially when they're sneaking up on a pride of lions* And so, here we have the band waiting for their turns to have a go in the toilet. We must be silent. Look at Jon's piss-resisting technique. He clearly has the strongest bladder of the lot. The expression on his face shows no sign of a need to go to the loo. Amazing. Chris, the one with the blond mane uses the uncommon arm-clutch technique. It is rare to find a manimal who's bladder is directly connected to the nerves in the arms. Fascinating indeed. Will Champion is clearly the brightest of the pack. He has conveniantly unzipped his pants a little bit so that it takes just that millisecond shorter to get down to business once he reaches the toilet seat. That is astounding... Now we must be careful. The black-maned one we have named Guy is in a fragile state. Shh. He is clearly in dire need of the loo, and it seems that he has a weak bladder. Wait, hold on. He speaks. GUY (in tiny voice): My legs feel warm. I think I wet myself Episode One: Tensions run high as the lads can't find the location of the gig they are playing in Afghanistan. Jonny: Oi, Champion. What are you looking at baldy? "Ooh I know where the venue is..." Idiot. Will: See this is why the rhythm section don't like you guys. Stop with the intimidating please Jon...for Coldplay's sake. Chris: Yo, cameraman. Taxi for this guy. He's risking breaking up our fine beat group. Guy (Thinking): Yeah Chris, that's it. Play Daddy like you always do. God he makes me so angry I just wanna smack this badly laid paving slab. Now we are stuck here in the middle of nowhere with headaches and heavy hearts. Freaking hell these two are bloody hilarious!! :laugh3::laugh3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CPRani Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 ^ Hahaha, funny :D! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nothingtoseehere Posted November 3, 2008 Share Posted November 3, 2008 BUMP Avada Kedavra! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nothingtoseehere Posted November 3, 2008 Share Posted November 3, 2008 Chris: Come to bed with me tonight Will: *mueheheh* (thinks: finally, after all these years...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marie/pims Posted November 3, 2008 Share Posted November 3, 2008 hehehehehehhehehe:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glossal Fragster Posted November 3, 2008 Share Posted November 3, 2008 Chris : i'm almost certain their are 4 of us :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glossal Fragster Posted November 3, 2008 Share Posted November 3, 2008 Jonny,Will & Guy : (thinking) aww god he's doing his embarassing rap moves again...keep back...don't want people tihnking he's with us :rolleyes: :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gigg Posted November 3, 2008 Share Posted November 3, 2008 ^^^ LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinttis Posted November 3, 2008 Share Posted November 3, 2008 ^ Poor Chris :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pris Posted November 3, 2008 Share Posted November 3, 2008 [insert inapropriate conversation here] :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glossal Fragster Posted November 3, 2008 Share Posted November 3, 2008 jonny relives his bullying days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Sofie Posted November 3, 2008 Share Posted November 3, 2008 Awwwww, this thread is amazing. I'm looking forward to see more pictures. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManiG Posted November 3, 2008 Share Posted November 3, 2008 LOLLLL.. THOSE LAST COUPLE GAVE ME A REAL GOOD LAUGH !! LOLLL !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobalt Posted November 3, 2008 Share Posted November 3, 2008 Kylie: And yes for just £299.99 you too can have your very own larger than life-size Chris Martin mannequin. Dressed just like the real thing in "Parachutes" era clothing but remember order now to recieve A Rush Of Blood To The Head era white shirt and wrist strap plus for all new customers an X&Y era wig and fingertape. My favourite feature has to be the drawstring voice activation system. (Pulls string) Chris Mannequin: MAKE TRADE FAIR! MAKE TRADE FAIR! MAKE TRADE FAIR! Kylie: The Chris comes with over 4 different phrases. (Pulls string) Chris: Sorry I was only paid to do one phrase...I will have to talk it over with my legal people... Even if the pic is broken... :lol::lol::lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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