no prob!!! i hope you enjoy i know i did hehe.

no prob!!! i hope you enjoy i know i did hehe.

 

Yep its brill,thanks again :kiss:

no prb. did u watch it already??? that was quick.

I like "_Broken_Doll_"s first one :lol:

omg this isn't really a quote but in that NME video up there on the site I just burst out laughing at about 14:00 minutes when Guy is pulling Jon's leg and then he ends up pulling the couch with Jon on it

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol:

omg this isn't really a quote but in that NME video up there on the site I just burst out laffing at about 14:00 minutes when Guy is pulling Jon's leg and then he ends up pulling the couch wiff Jon on it

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

I know its great i think its funny cause jon is completely out of it.

ROFL I love that part in the NME vid when chris speaks german --> "lieber ralf, ich bin ein coldplayer..." :lol: :lol: omg, cute xD

haha that was funny!!! he had no clue what he was saying. Srry i though jonny and guy looked very good in the video. :blush:

Okay' date='but eeh....my quote: Chris about Guy: If he wasn't in Coldplay he would be in prison :lol:[/quote']

 

:cool: :lol:

no prb. did u watch it already??? that was quick.

 

Hello,yep i watched...its just the funniest thing ever :lol: :lol: thanks for posting*runs off to watch it again*

I love that Coldplay X&Y Inside Track thingy, mum didn't get it though :(

I like these quotes, bring some more!

I love that Coldplay X&Y Inside Track thingy, mum didn't get it though :(

I like these quotes, bring some more!

 

Its great isn't it,its played loads on VH2 aswell so you can watch it loads :)

I know, it's on LOADS of times :rolleyes:

I know' date=' it's on LOADS of times :rolleyes:[/quote']

 

I love watching it though,especially when guy talks about JayZ...i just love the way he says it"unlike that bastard JayZ" :lol: :lol:

Chris: "My little brother doesn't really like Coldplay, he's into

heavier stuff..."

Interviewer: "Like metal?"

Chris: "No, fatter singers."

 

and

 

On a radio show they were told to set a question for the audience to

answer to win a prize. Will spent ages and ages thinking of one and was

chuffed when he came up with:

Will: "Okay, thought of one. What was the name of the EP that we had 500

copies made of.."

Chris: "Safety!"

Will: "You prick!! "

 

and..

 

Chris: "Now for this last song we are going to turn on all the lights

so everyone can see how lovely everyone else looks. And young men can

see young women and then go off into the night and have children."

[Jonny laughs]

Chris: "...and please, if you are underage, wear a condom"

[Jonny and Guy laugh]

Chris: "Now if you are 17 and forgot to wear a condom this song is for

you, this song is called Trouble"

 

and....

 

Interviewer: "Would you like to work with Destiny's Child?"

Will(in a dirty voice): "Oh yeah, we'd REALLY like to work with

Destiny's Child."

Interviewer: "That's a bit sleazy."

Will (shyly): "Oh, I'm only joking."

Guy: "Jon wasn't." [Jon bursts out laughing]

 

Chris: "Now for this last song we are going to turn on all the lights

so everyone can see how lovely everyone else looks. And young men can

see young women and then go off into the night and have children."

[Jonny laughs]

Chris: "...and please, if you are underage, wear a condom"

[Jonny and Guy laugh]

Chris: "Now if you are 17 and forgot to wear a condom this song is for

you, this song is called Trouble"

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: omg where is that one from? xD

 

 

those are great! *lol*

Thanks Broken Doll those were brilliant!

Im still smiling...they are good quotes :lol: :D

haha funny quotes, i like it :D some good stuff here i've never read before

Chris: 'I did an interview yeaterday entirely in French- isn't that handy when your'e in Barcelona?'

 

Interviewer: Congrats you have won an award for best direction'

Chris: 'What best erection?'

 

Question: 'If Coldplay were stranded on a desert island with no food, which band member would you eat first?'

Chris: 'We'd use Guy's hair and catch some trout.'

 

'No words can express the joy of being in Coldplay. Let me translate it by this sound: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...'

 

Interviewer: 'Oh that's right, you like chocolate don't you?'

Chris:' Yeah chocolate and bondage.'

 

Interviewer: 'Which member of the coldplay looks best naked?'

Chris:'Jonny is very reserved, but I think at the moment he's the one.'

 

Band Aid 20 person: 'We are just about to start and he's got his hands down his troussers.'

Chris: 'Well, I do have long arms.'

 

Chris (About Band Aid 20): 'This isn't going to be cheesy is it?'

^ :lol: :lol: those are fantastic, thanks a million! xD

Interviewer: 'Which member of the coldplay looks best naked?'

Chris:'Jonny is very reserved, but I think at the moment he's the one.'

 

:sneaky:

Chris: "Yeah happy birthday to Will, fifteen years old today!"

Will: "I went to see my first 15 film this morning."

Chris: "And we got him a Bic razor."

 

:lol:

OMG all those quotes are so funny! :lol: :D

Chris about Canada: Canada is heaven on a stick!