General Smut Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 Dont know if this ones been used: "This is better than doing coke off a hooker's back! Which we don't do!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shiver_ Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 :lol: i love coldplay even more (if that is possibly) after reading this thread they are so funny :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ladybug Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 Dont know if this ones been used: "This is better than doing coke off a hooker's back! Which we don't do!" :lol: When did he say that? During a concert? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nettie Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 LMAO! :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IneedYou23 Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 One of my favs is in my sig.From the live 2003 dvd when Will is talking on the phone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ladybug Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 Yeah, you gotta sing about what you know about :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grace on the water Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 Chocolate?! I love him. Maaaaan, I remember this one thing Chris said in an interview or whatever I downloaded a long time ago... I don't have it anymore, though. It was something about his method of getting girls. He said he draws six-pack abs on his stomach and lifts his shirt up while standing somewhere high so the girls can't see it's fake. Ugh, where did I get that from?! “If you get a permanent marker and you draw six squares on your tummy, it gives you an abdomen. From a distance, the girls will be impressed – let me tell you that from experience.” - Chris Martin. Yea i love that one!! heres a few more.. INTERVIEWER: So has being a married man changed you? CHRIS: Umm...I dunno...well I am not gay anymore. "And the reason we’re happy is that I just found out I got that job as a lawyer. So two weeks from now, its over!" – Chris "As much as I love to talk about my relationships, I won't tell you about my two-week affair with Usher." - chris Interviewer: “Have you heard the shock music news that Brian has left Westlife?” Chris: “No, does that mean there’s an opening?” Interviewer: “Have you ever seen Tom Cruise? I heard he’s really short.” Chris: “Apparently he walked past but I wasn’t looking down.” Interviewer: “Anything you want to say to your fans so far?” Chris: “Both of you should be in bed!!” “There was a copy of Miz magazine in the car. And I opened it and thought ‘this would be interesting - I wanna find out some tips about kissing boys and stuff.’” OOO man! i love chris. He cracks me up big time! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: HAHAHA!!! I love Chris's humor!!! I crack up everytime I read these!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caroruiz Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 those are soooooooooooo funny!!! i fell of my chair!!!!HAHA! thanks for those! :lol: here is my fav: Interviewer: “Have you ever seen Tom Cruise? I heard he’s really short.” Chris: “Apparently he walked past but I wasn’t looking down.” :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: yes it was super funny!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*andrea* Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caroruiz Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 im reading this article right now, here is something CHRIS said: No, no, no. I do have a song called ''Goose Abuse,'' which goes like this: ''I wouldn't say boo to a goose, because boo to a goose would be goose abuse.'' haha :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TLo Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 ^ wat the?! AHAHAHAHAHAH :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caroruiz Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 lol i know... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TLo Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 i seriously almost died laughing reading that :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shiver_ Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 :lol: :lol: he's crazy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 WTF ROFLMFAO Oh God. I NEED one of these in my sig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.*.+green_eyes+.*. Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denise Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 So I was watching this interview from MTV Italy they had in April (exactly on Guy's birthday :rolleyes: ) and there is one part that really makes me laugh all the time...so Chris is talking about the release of X&Y and the possible reactions of fans.. Chris "..we have to prove ourselves all over again everywhere: in Italy, in Spain, in America, in England.." Will "especially in France" Chris "that's true...especially in France...I think they can't deal with the fact that we're also handsome" Interviewer "do you think so?" Chris "I think that's the problem" Interviewer "Oh no...com on!" Chris "I'm joking…they can't deal with the fact that we're also ugly" :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Sarah* Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 ^ :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shiver_ Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 :lol: :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Heathcliff Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 So I was watching this interview from MTV Italy they had in April (exactly on Guy's birthday :rolleyes: ) and there is one part that really makes me laugh all the time...so Chris is talking about the release of X&Y and the possible reactions of fans.. Chris "..we have to prove ourselves all over again everywhere: in Italy, in Spain, in America, in England.." Will "especially in France" Chris "that's true...especially in France...I think they can't deal with the fact that we're also handsome" Interviewer "do you think so?" Chris "I think that's the problem" Interviewer "Oh no...com on!" Chris "I'm joking…they can't deal with the fact that we're also ugly" LMAAAAAAOOO! :lol: Awesome thread! ;) :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nettie Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 From the Jonathan Ross interview... C: We’re a one hit wonder R: No you’re not! You’ve had three hits! C: People wONEder how we had one hit. W: I think just getting an album out is an acheivement in itself R: Why so? Why is that a difficult thing? C: It’s like getting an erection. Hard. [hahah] R: Ok, so when you were a young band, when you guys were first together… How long have you been together now as a band? C: 74 years C: We split up once, because we had an argument. Then we made up R: What was that about? C: Will slept with my… aunt…. No, no he didn’t R: For a minute there I was really getting excited C: We had an argument because I wanted us to be called “Four Poofs and a Piano” R: And you couldn’t find a piano. C: And Guy said it was already taken C: We were called Pectorals for a bit R: Pectorals. Like a boy’s band? C: Yes, with a “Z”. C: It’s funny because we’re doing a copy of ‘Chico Time’ R: Hahahah! C: For Number 1 Christmas R: You know what. That would be fantastic! It’s like cross-pollination. That’s what’s going on. C: It’s a lot sadder than his version and there’s less kids. R: Now here’s the thing. People don’t really know who anyone is in the band, apart from you Chris. No disrespect fellas, but you’re essentially over-paid session men to a lot of the world Them: HAHAHAH! R: Not to a real fan like me. I can… C: You can be a real c*nt sometimes R: Ok, now listen, Coldplay. We take Coldplay. We spin it off. Alright? So, Chris. We’ll start with you [and you’ll like this]. Fair Play. C: Ok. Coz of Fair trade, I like it R: Coz Fair Trade is Fair Play. Guy, I think you’re the best looking one in the band, I’ll be honest with you. G: You’ve told me many times C: And sometimes worryingly so R: He’s a good looking boy. He’s a very attractive boy. “Fore Play” ok? What do you think? G: I like it C: He always tells you that R: Johnny, you ready for this? J: Huhuh R: Either “Childs Play…” J: …what? R: Or [we throw ‘em a swerve]. “Cole Slaw”. Coleslaw, Coleslaw C: What does that mean? R: Nothing! Will… “Rain Stopped Play”. How about that! Because you look a bit like Freddie Flintoff. W: That’s a very, well…that’s massive R: Or, use the Cold thing. “Cold Feet”. R:So how many copies? It’s call X&Y. How many…? C: 46 R: 46 copies so far and counting C: So far. R: No C: And five of them got returned in Woolworths R:The Yellow of the title. Is that something you argue about? Is that something you spend a long time honing away at and finessing? C: Well, Will was playing Playstation and Guy and Johnny were drinking I think and I was sitting… - this was in Wales. R: So where does X&Y come from? the title of the album C: Uh…. *pauses* R: We’re you playing Scrabble at the time..? C: We wanted it to be called Xylophone but we couldn’t spell it R: Okay, so before you go. Ok you are married to the most famous person in the country apart from C: Bill Gates R:The paparazzi are like, camping outside your house all the time and you don’t like that.. C: We set up a toilet block for them… R: It must. It’s drive you mad C: It doesn’t drive me mad. You know, if you work in a restaurant you have cockroaches. If you work on a farm you get weevils, or whatever you have… R: That’s something you have to deal with… C: Yeah, I don’t mind. It’s ok… R: The rumour is, you’re having another baby C: I think between all of us we’re having about 17 babies. We’ve been on tour a long time. R: Have you got kids as well? Who’s got kids yet? [looks at Jonny] J: I haven’t got kids R:Guy? [Guy shakes his head] R: Will? [looks at Guy] C: Well we don’t acknowledge most of them because we’re on tour. We just send them postal orders. C: Fine, I’ll talk about groupies or whatever you want to talk about… R: But you haven’t got any bloody groupies! What’s the point of talking about that? We don’t want you to make up stories you big fairy! Will you join me though in saying THANK YOU TO… Coldplay! [*applause*] R: Thank you guys, that was great, that was great, we’ll chat later, that was great *as Guy walks past him* R: I think Fore Play. I think Fore Play, don’t you! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RJ Fox Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fudge Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 I saw the MTV Italy thing. It was great because they only subtitled it rather than dubbed it so it meant I could watch it!! WOO!! That's when I first heard X&Y. Missed it all before because I was actually in Italy :lol: If that makes sense! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldplay_steph Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 C: Fine, I’ll talk about groupies or whatever you want to talk about… R: But you haven’t got any bloody groupies! What’s the point of talking about that? We don’t want you to make up stories you big fairy! :lol: :lol: :lol: Oh man, i looove Jonothan Ross :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shiver_ Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 i love that interview i still laugh at it and it's like the 10 time i've heard/seen it :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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