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:lol: I love that quote, i used to have 'FURY,FATSO,BOBBINS&TINKER' written in my sig, but i had to take it out coz it was so long :( , it still cracks me up so much :lol: :lol: :lol:

so cute!

 

'chris: and it features guy berryman, the greatest handsomest man on harmonica'

He embarrasses Guy so much. He should never ever stop. :lol:

^no he must never stop!! because, we ladies enjoy it :wink3: :wink3:

I hope he does that at my concert. I'd die. :lol:

 

Steph your sig is ADOOOOORABLLLLLLLE!!! :drunk:

yeah it is, I especially love the pic where Jonny's looking up at Chris lovingly :heart:

Can't. Stop. Watching.

^yeah...yeah me too..... :stunned:

 

**stares. stops staring, realizes its weird. stares** :stunned:

He embarrasses Guy so much. He should never ever stop. :lol:

 

I LOVE THAT!

lol same! :D

I've recently found some, probably been posted before and I guess they're old ones, but cracked me up :lol:

 

Both by Chris:

 

'How did you prepare for Glastonbury?"

"Have you ever seen Rocky IV? We went to Russia and got a log cabin, just chopped wood."

 

 

"They never write, 'Brilliant, here's another Coldplay! They always go, 'Oh, for fuck's sake, not another Coldplay. One's quite enough, thank you, as Mary Poppins would say.'"

whoa! my post count (not after this one though) is 2006! weird, that just HAPPENS to be what year it is :rolleyes:

Found these, all by Chris:

 

"I hate adverts and they've (America) got really bad ones. Then the programme comes on and that's not much better. And they don't warn you. Watching 'Ghostbusters' takes about nine weeks. Adverts after every line. I always have these dreams where you can't get somewhere and it's really frustrating. Watching American television is a bit like that. Please let us see what happens!"

 

 

"I didn't want to be in a band because of the glamour but I always assumed it would be very glamorous. It's not people walking in front of you scattering rose petals, which apparently Mariah Carey has. It's waiting around in little portakabins."

 

:lol:

Found these, all by Chris:

 

"I hate adverts and they've (America) got really bad ones. Then the programme comes on and that's not much better. And they don't warn you. Watching 'Ghostbusters' takes about nine weeks. Adverts after every line. I always have these dreams where you can't get somewhere and it's really frustrating. Watching American television is a bit like that. Please let us see what happens!"

 

haha, exactly! I always think the same while I'm watching the oscars on tv. :lol:

That must be agony! :lol:

Yes... One time I was reading TV Guide and they complained about how, in a half-hour show, there was literally at least fifteen minutes of commercials.

 

:cry:

Maybe it's been posted before, but anyway:

 

Chris:

"What was I like as a kid? The same as I am now, just smaller with a higher voice"

 

For some reason that is not so hard to believe :D

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