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That was so funny.

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All of them are so great!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I used to watch Eastenders and randomly I do, but no idea who Phil Mitchell is :huh:

Gotta check him out now :lol:

:o Your missing out if you dunno who the Mitchel bruvaz are!

OMG

:lol:

I've just found a pic of Phil

phil_mitchell150.jpg

 

Chris.... :rolleyes: :lol:

"If you want it to be about a man, it could be about a man, if you want it to be about a woman, it could be about a woman, or if you were with me in soho the other night it could be about this sort of woman/man type person, called Jordan, who is pretty fuckin' weird, might pop up in our next video!!" - Chris before warning sign at the bolton reebok stadium 5th july 2005. Amaaaazing show!

:lol: :lol:

 

"Check out this lady with the banana hair-cut"

I know Jordan, but what's this "banana hair-cut"? :confused:

Help me out, please! :lol:

Oh my God.

 

These are hilarious.

^ditto!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

^ditto!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Sorry, tha banana hair cut is from the Two Fingers to Poverty video. They're in ghana and a woman passes with on eof those baskets on her head with bananas in it and he says "Check out this lady with the banana hair-cut". It was subtle and i nearly missed it but it was so funny. And then he does his dance :lol: "Something told me i was gonna regret this..... but what the hell"

^i never saw that..they forgot to play it here in the US!!!! :angry:

It was uploaded today. One sec and i'll find it

Sorry' date=' tha banana hair cut is from the Two Fingers to Poverty video. They're in ghana and a woman passes with on eof those baskets on her head with bananas in it and he says "Check out this lady with the banana hair-cut". It was subtle and i nearly missed it but it was so funny. And then he does his dance :lol: "Something told me i was gonna regret this..... but what the hell"[/quote']

 

Oh, thanks indeed. I don't think I've seen that one :( I saw some footage on MTV, but I certainly missed that one :cry:

Gonzo21, thanks for the link :kiss: :kiss:

It is precisely 55 seconds in. Having said that, im probably wrong. He dances at like 3.20 :o amazing :sneaky: :D :D

Wow, thank you sooo much for the links, Gonzo21! :kiss:

Anytime. It would be a crime not to share footage of Chris dancing. His legs look really long :stunned:

"CHRIS! He's got jazz!"

"WHAT?! ...... shit."

 

"WHATS THIS?!"

"Its a cigarette"

"its a JAZZ cigarette Jon"

Sorry' date=' tha banana hair cut is from the Two Fingers to Poverty video. They're in ghana and a woman passes with on eof those baskets on her head with bananas in it and he says "Check out this lady with the banana hair-cut". It was subtle and i nearly missed it but it was so funny. And then he does his dance :lol: "Something told me i was gonna regret this..... but what the hell"[/quote']

 

Oh yeah! I only watched that yesterday when i made those grabs of Chris dancing, and i already forgot! :lol: Im like a flippin' goldfish! :lol:

[whilst half naked with a towel taped round his head]

 

"Unfortunately, and if i can sit down to deliver this, the reason we NEED help is the success of Parachutes has affected some of us more than others. And [pause]... it pains me to say it but one of us has slightly lost our way. I think the best way to explain exactly what has happened [voice wobbles] and it brings a tear to my eye [dramatic pause]..... is to play you this footage from earlier this morning."

 

[cuts to clip as Chris breaks down]

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