Chris: "This is our last song....I'm being serious" (crowd boos) "Don't boo, it's not a fucking pantomime!"

 

 

Interviewer: "Do you admire Barry Manilow?"

Chris: "Basically he's what drives me.."

 

 

Two of my favs ever :lol: :lol: :lol:

Chris: "In a sex-off with Blue we'd totally fucking trash them!"

LMAO!! OF COURSE they would!!!!!!!!! so easily!

 

Thanks very much for the quotes! :)

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lol these r all hilarious

'he's my best friend and the best guitar player i've ever heard' chris about jonny

glastonbury 2005

Interviewer: "Are Coldplay the biggest band in the world now?"

Chris: "Weight wise, very possibly, yes. I think it's between us and the Deftones. Why else do you think we wear black all the time?"

 

 

^ :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

His remarks are one of a kind.

I know! I can only WISH to be as hilarious as he is. Which makes me sad. :lol: :cry:

Chris

 

"I'm sure one day we'll be desperate for money or exposure, and we'll go crawling back to the Gap and say, "Hey, are you sure you don't want a song?" But at the moment we can say, "Fuck 'em."

 

"I always feel guilty that someone has to come and clean my room, so I always try to give it a brief tidy first. I leave a tip and a nice note. I'm not lying, ask anyone that's slept with me."

 

"The rest of the band isn't here because...they're basically asleep."

 

"It's ridiculous trying to have to break it down into media-friendly soundbites afterwards but we're buzzing like fireflies man. We've got to go and have a big party now. No words can express the joy of being in Coldplay. Let me just translate it by this sound: "wheeeeeeee......"

 

"Eminem is amazing ... brilliant. I knew him when he was first starting out. He used to say to me, 'D'ya think I'll make it, Chris?' I used to say, 'Yeah, you'll make it, Em.' But he was always forgetting his name, he'd always have to remind himself by asking, 'My name is...?' 'My name is....?' The poor fella. I don't like Limp Bizkit as much; I can never work out the lyrics. If I knew what he was singing about, I might like it. Someone will probably have a pop at me for that."

 

"The Brit awards were fine because we got to meet Ant and Dec. We are big fans of theirs... we honestly are! We were on acid, Ant looked like a giant toaster, we were off our nuts!"

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"Eminem is amazing ... brilliant. I knew him when he was first starting out. He used to say to me, 'D'ya think I'll make it, Chris?' I used to say, 'Yeah, you'll make it, Em.' But he was always forgetting his name, he'd always have to remind himself by asking, 'My name is...?' 'My name is....?' The poor fella. I don't like Limp Bizkit as much; I can never work out the lyrics. If I knew what he was singing about, I might like it. Someone will probably have a pop at me for that."

'

 

 

 

 

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: these are so hilarious!

This one cracked me up. Not by Coldplay, but from a review of their show off some idiot's web site.

 

"Chris Martin played his guitar high up to his neck to the point where it looked like it was choking him (before he played it cool down to his waist). This is probably because he is married to Gweneth Paltrow and has a bad back taking care of the kid. "

 

 

LMFAO

jonny:'the air's too thin'(really agitated)

 

will: 'the man's a fool' :lol: :lol:

 

__________

 

chris (to guy):'i object the liam gallagher coment,i mean,you look far more like a geography teacher than any of us.....look at me, do i seem I'm about to tell you capital of peru?

 

:lol:

Oh I love that second quote. :lol:

"The Brit awards were fine because we got to meet Ant and Dec. We are big fans of theirs... we honestly are! We were on acid, Ant looked like a giant toaster, we were off our nuts!"

 

OMFFFGGGGGG............im actually crying with laughter right now

 

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thought i'll put this where it belongs. :D

 

chris: (on the oxfam)" Those that say politics and pop don't mix are idiots. Politics affects all of us. And we regard this as important as Beyonc頲egards her commitment to L'Oréal."

I was reading through one of my old NME's and thought i'd type up some funny quotes:

 

 

1. Have you got a Christmas message for the readers of NME?

Chris: "Yeah. Merry fucking Christmas you rocking fuckers! (Sniggers) No, erm, thanks a lot! Look at maketradefair.com. Please dont think we're idiots."

Guy: "Buy yourself a big bag of nuts."

Will: "Be careful at Christmas: don't go nuts with the nuts." :lol:

 

 

2. Jonny: "We don't buy each other Christmas presents. We buy each other birthday presents..."

Chris: "Do we? I remember getting 'Standing on the Shoulder of Giants' off you for my birthday. Thanks a lot."

Jonny: "One year you bought me James Brown..."

Chris: "What, the actual man?"

 

 

3. What's up with you two? Are you in lurve?

Chris and Jonny: "We are" (Chris leans over and kisses Jonny on the cheek).

:stunned: :blush: :heart:

 

 

4. Chris: "People do think we're c***s. Not everybody. We've had a funny time. It's amazing. Amazing. I couldn't be happier if you gave me a biscuit."

:lol:

the buscuit! so hillarious! :lol:

3. What's up with you two? Are you in lurve?

Chris and Jonny: "We are" (Chris leans over and kisses Jonny on the cheek).

:stunned: :blush: :heart:

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: ooohhh they're so sweet

I saw this one on MTV a while back:

 

Chris:

I mean, obviously four very attractive young men plaing music that is possibly the sexiest music ever created. Other people might say it's just a bunch of soft rockers but they'd be wrong.

 

Agree with you there, Chris :cool:

Haha, I remember that one!

 

I thought this was cute for some reason, what Jonny wrote about Chris: :lol:

 

"Chris is the funniest in the band, but he is looking over my shoulder right now so I can't tell you why!"

 

And when Guy compared Jonny to Mr. Miyagi... omg. :lol: :lol:

I was reading through one of my old NME's and thought i'd type up some funny quotes:

 

 

1. Have you got a Christmas message for the readers of NME?

Chris: "Yeah. Merry fucking Christmas you rocking fuckers! (Sniggers) No, erm, thanks a lot! Look at maketradefair.com. Please dont think we're idiots."

Guy: "Buy yourself a big bag of nuts."

Will: "Be careful at Christmas: don't go nuts with the nuts." :lol:

 

 

2. Jonny: "We don't buy each other Christmas presents. We buy each other birthday presents..."

Chris: "Do we? I remember getting 'Standing on the Shoulder of Giants' off you for my birthday. Thanks a lot."

Jonny: "One year you bought me James Brown..."

Chris: "What, the actual man?"

 

 

3. What's up with you two? Are you in lurve?

Chris and Jonny: "We are" (Chris leans over and kisses Jonny on the cheek).

:stunned: :blush: :heart:

 

 

4. Chris: "People do think we're c***s. Not everybody. We've had a funny time. It's amazing. Amazing. I couldn't be happier if you gave me a biscuit."

 

this is effing brilliant!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

How in the world did I miss those...? :(

 

"...the actual man?" :lol:

chris: what we would do is.. i don't know, use guy's hair to make fishingwire.

 

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