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it's the thiness of the crust that makes a good pizza :lol:

and me who lick.. no like!!! thick crusts

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"It's the thiness of crust that makes a good pizza"

 

That's indelibly printed on my memory... :lol:

:lol: :lol: mine too!! :lol: :lol: It often comes in handy when im with my mates and we order a pizza! :lol:

you wanted some swearwords, right?

 

Guy:

"We were a student band being back-slapped by Sylvester Stallone. We thought: How the fuck did we get here?"

 

ah, bless him! :)

Sylvester Stallone wanted to use Trouble on the soundtrack of his film...

 

Can you imagine :o :o a horror...

 

It was in a coldplay book by Martin Roach, I guess it happened before they released AROBTTH

I heard about that Stallone thing. Weird! I know he's been a fan of them so I guess that's why he wanted the song. But in which film? In Rocky part 3476538475638434857359? :lol:

"I hate adverts and they've (America) got really bad ones. Then the programme comes on and that's not much better. And they don't warn you. Watching 'Ghostbusters' takes about nine weeks. Adverts after every line. I always have these dreams where you can't get somewhere and it's really frustrating. Watching American television is a bit like that. Please let us see what happens!"

I have those kind of dreams/nightmares all the time :angry: apparently it's due to a low blood pressure or something... the good thing is, it's another thing to have in common with chris martin :rolleyes: im cleary getting closer :D

 

lol freak :lol: (thats me)

[Regarding Coldplay using melody from Kraftwerk's 'Computer Love']

 

[GUY] "Yes, you can you it and thanks very much for asking, unlike that bastard Jay-Z"

 

:lol:

 

I'm still cracking up over that *lmao*

I love it when him and Jonny are laughing then and he sticks his tongue out :lol:

i love the quote by jonny as in my signature :D lol wee humble jonny, aww :P

 

 

BTW.... omg im getting paranoid :o earlier today when i was reading one of ur brilliant pages i was scrolling down, someone with an avatar of guy replied and for a second i thought it was guy himself that replied :confused: help me :/

 

this forum is doing no good to me im telling ya :P

that would be a dream come true.. or maybe a nightmare.. :confused: :wink3:

..... say nightmare :rolleyes: dont think he'd be too pleased reading all of this :P

i think they would laugh their asses off.. i know i would ;)

hahahahaha yeah maybe. i seriously hope so. but what if they all take it serious *COUGH* *COUGH* (trying to make coldplay believe we're not being serious, just in case they ever happen to read this)

 

im not being serious, are you *whistle* :rolleyes:

I'm sorry some of these might have been posted before but here goes (they might not be exactly perfect but near enough i think)...

 

"If you cross us you're fucked - we're like the Godfather" - Chris

 

"Welcome to the ticking of clocks, the losing of plots, the story of Coldplay in America. Listen to how much we've turned into total wankers." :lol: (sorry that one just makes me laugh)

 

Interviewer: "So you haven't got a tour bus?"

Chris: "We've got anything...Will came in on a bicycle, and Guy's still on a donkey, halfway up the M6".

 

Interviewer: "You've been on the road for quite some time now, is there anything you really like in your hotel room?"

Chris: "Not much...just a few virgins and some coke."

 

"What would Jonny rather be doing?"

a. Playing Madison Square Gardens the night the album goes to number 1

b. Playing Madison Sqaure Gardens the night his solo album goes to number 1

c. Watching Tottenham at White Hart Lane beating Man United 7-0 to win the Premiership?

Will: You'd better make the right decision Jon

Jonny: c. it's been so long since they won

Chris: If you don't answer a. you're going to be doing your own solo album

Interviewer: It won't please you to know they all put down c.

Chris: did they? right! that's it, i'm turning into Sting!

 

Chris: "Oh great, you're calling me a one hit wonder. Einstein never had to deal with the Rolling Scientist saying "Einstein's lost it!".

 

kate x.

 

"What would Jonny rather be doing?"

a. Playing Madison Square Gardens the night the album goes to number 1

b. Playing Madison Sqaure Gardens the night his solo album goes to number 1

c. Watching Tottenham at White Hart Lane beating Man United 7-0 to win the Premiership?

Will: You'd better make the right decision Jon

Jonny: c. it's been so long since they won

Chris: If you don't answer a. you're going to be doing your own solo album

Interviewer: It won't please you to know they all put down c.

Chris: did they? right! that's it, i'm turning into Sting!

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

thanks kate! :lol:

that's ok Sarah, glad you liked them :)

In the dvd.. on a moment Guy is on the phone and he's saying somethin' like:

The quality for a good pizza is actually the size of the .. Blabla :laugh3:

 

he's just AMAZING :lol:

 

good lord, is that all it takes?!

Chris: "Oh great, you're calling me a one hit wonder. Einstein never had to deal with the Rolling Scientist saying "Einstein's lost it!".

 

:lol:

Sooo Chris :rolleyes:

Thanks Kate :)

I have a few more, I'll post them tomorrow if you want. :)

kate x.

Sure, I'd love to read them :cool:

Chris: Sometimes someone not playing is a sign of them having done their part.

Will: I'm the best not playing drummer in the world. No one doesn't not play like me.

i love the 100% :lol:

 

chris: they're quite opposite, yellow and blue.

guy: orange is opposite blue.

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