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1. Walk to the photcopier for a piece of paper

2. focus REALLY bad on something you're writing down

3. look like you are thinking hard

4. do the little work u have really slowly so u have some left for the rest of the day and then u wont be bored, and it will seem like you're working hard

5. go and talk to someone about something 'work related'

6. slap the keyboard with your fingertips. repeat six million times.

7.walk around

8. Go to the toiley

9. Post on message boards and pretend you are working at your computer.

10. talk to yourself about fake things you have to do.

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1. Walk to the photcopier for a piece of paper

2. focus REALLY bad on something you're writing down

3. look like you are thinking hard

4. do the little work u have really slowly so u have some left for the rest of the day and then u wont be bored, and it will seem like you're working hard

5. go and talk to someone about something 'work related'

6. slap the keyboard with your fingertips. repeat six million times.

7.walk around

8. Go to the toiley

9. Post on message boards and pretend you are working at your computer.

10. talk to yourself about fake things you have to do.

11. Go on MSN

1. Walk to the photcopier for a piece of paper

2. focus REALLY bad on something you're writing down

3. look like you are thinking hard

4. do the little work u have really slowly so u have some left for the rest of the day and then u wont be bored, and it will seem like you're working hard

5. go and talk to someone about something 'work related'

6. slap the keyboard with your fingertips. repeat six million times.

7.walk around

8. Go to the toiley

9. Post on message boards and pretend you are working at your computer.

10. talk to yourself about fake things you have to do.

11. Go on MSN

12. Look on ebay.

 

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2) could fly

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2) could fly

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1) go invisible

2) could fly

3) attract gorgeous women

4) never be sleepy

5) grow back hair over night

6) stop hair growing on face

7) deserve an A for Gym classes

8) digest everything without gaining weight

9) use tears only for keeping the eyes in good condition and not for crying

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12 things you wish your body did

 

1) go invisible

2) could fly

3) attract gorgeous women

4) never be sleepy

5) grow back hair over night

6) stop hair growing on face

7) deserve an A for Gym classes

8) digest everything without gaining weight

9) use tears only for keeping the eyes in good condition and not for crying

10) Have a stronger neck

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1) go invisible

2) could fly

3) attract gorgeous women

4) never be sleepy

5) grow back hair over night

6) stop hair growing on face

7) deserve an A for Gym classes

8) digest everything without gaining weight

9) use tears only for keeping the eyes in good condition and not for crying

10) Have a stronger neck

11) Never be ill

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1) Vacation

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1) Vacation

2)sleep

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7) Got my zip stuck

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9) Power-cut at work

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