dear god, they do know how to scare people!! i only read that chris was in an CRASH!! and i just thought the worst...its good that is just a dent! wheeoo! :P

its so exagerated...he put a 4 inch dent in someones fender and its national news

I was expecting like the whole front of his car to be smashed in or something.

Chris is invincible :) He can never die and anything he touches (drives)!!!!

I was expecting like the whole front of his car to be smashed in or something.

 

and that my dear...Is what a tabloid do to people ;)

I know seriously. They put "shocking weight loss" when that celeb has lost like what-- 2 pounds?

 

lmao I think I'd die if he crashed my car but I'd be like "But can you still pay for it? I mean... you're rich and all..."

 

Well, actually, I wouldn't add the rich comment, but something along those lines lol.

I'd be like, "WHAT ARE YOU DO -- Omg. Omfg. You're Chris Martin. *Snap!* I love you. You okay? I am."

 

Then I'd pretend like I was poor. :)

I'd be like, "WHAT ARE YOU DO -- Omg. Omfg. You're Chris Martin. *Snap!* I love you. You okay? I am."

 

Then I'd pretend like I was poor. :)

 

LMAO exactly. Then maybe he'd have pity and give you a hug. :wink3: Then you'd pretend it's a long, endearing hug. :lol:

That's what I'd tell everbody. :lol:

"I gave Chris Martin a hug!"

Damn STRAIGHT. Except add "kiss."

Gwynnie might come after you with the GBL's loaded bag. :lol:

 

"Hey, ya mind if I grab that for a minute? I HATE YOU CHRIS."

 

:lol:

Omg! But it was haaaaarmleeeeesss!

man

 

I wanna get in a car accident with chris martin...

 

:ohuh:

 

edti: oh wow, I'm dislexic, lol

 

I meant "uhoh"

 

like this, lol :uhoh:

 

edit: argh, I spelled edit wrong, lol

Start saying that: "Oh-uh."

Oh-uh? *says repeatly*

Hush, you cavewoman!

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!11

 

I just got it. :lol:

:D

That seriously does sound like nearandrathals (holy crap I messed up on the spelling mucho)

I think he'll live. :lol:

 

:lol:

Doesn't it look like it was his fault? :lol:

I bet it was. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Okay, YEAH. That ain't no CAR CRASH!

 

That's a damn fender bender.

 

I love the media. :rolleyes:

Hahaha, we all do, don't we? I love reading those stupid stupid tabloid headlines.