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Tell Me something About Yourself I Don't Wanna Know...

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I have to pee now

I like to lick people in the face.

Sometimes when I have a bowl of ice cream I take a spoonful, chew it up a bit so it's all melty, then spit it back into the bowl and repeat until the whole bowl is melty smooshed up paste ice cream and then I eat it properly.

Sometimes when I have a bowl of ice cream I take a spoonful, chew it up a bit so it's all melty, then spit it back into the bowl and repeat until the whole bowl is melty smooshed up paste ice cream and then I eat it properly.
I used to do that, realised it was really disgusting, and now I just beat the crap out of it with my spoon.

Once I scratched my balls then picked my earwax then ate a sandwich.

 

Then realized what I did halfway through the sandwich. I was like....

 

Omg+Rage+Face.png

 

Then I finished the sandwich.

Once I scratched my balls then picked my earwax then ate a sandwich.

 

Then realized what I did halfway through the sandwich. I was like....

 

Omg+Rage+Face.png

 

Then I finished the sandwich.

 

I've done similar (sans itch relief) after picking up dog shit.

 

The realization sucks, haha.

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Yup...I did something similar after changing my cat litter. UGH!!!!

I'm on a boat and, it's goin fast and

I got a nautical themed pashmina afghan

I'm the king of the world, on a boat like Leo

If you're on the shore, then you're sho' not me-oh

I've just spit my milk on the keyboard :rolleyes:

  • 2 months later...

my bra strap just snapped ughghghguguh

i prefer two girls. hehehehe.

 

^this

 

and good god don't any of you people masturbate three times a day or anything

you people suck at this game

i have lots of scars on my hands from my ocd

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^this

 

and good god don't any of you people masturbate three times a day or anything

you people suck at this game

 

lol. Not 3.

 

OK, I'll play. I love two men and they love me.;)

I threw up into my palm once because I thought it was just a normal cough.

I kind of have to poop

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